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Crystal, 45

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About Me

-40, triceps, pineapple, pizza. I got into competitive powerlifting a couple of years ago, and despite my size (I'm 5'4", ***lbs), I have had some success at local and national meets and am happy with the level of strength and overall fitness I've achieved. I compete with a phenomenal group of men and women who have become a second family to me. I love art and music; I make the first and appreciate the second, although I was force-fed piano lessons as a kid and am pretty sure I'd be a kick-ass xylophone player. I make a lot of large pieces of visual art for friends and family, and recently (finally!) set up my own studio so I can start selling some of my work.I am a writer and have worked professionally in the TV industry as well as written for magazines and stuff (no, not Penthouse Forum). I have a day job that I love, but have considered moving on to another profession at some point, although there aren't many jobs out there. I'm a licensed bartender but have never held a job doing that. I'm thinking about a switch to a fitness career.I have a dry sense of humor, but enjoy all sorts of movies and TV shows. As much as I enjoy reading, art, and music, I also enjoy great movies and TV--especially funny stuff like Arrested Development, The League, Weeds, and Parks and Rec. I love Will Ferrell movies--maybe they're not high art, but sometimes I just want to laugh!My dog is my regular companion, and I hope to meet another dog-parent or at least someone who also loves the company of dogs and other animals. If you're picky about dog hair and drool, I'm probably not the woman for you... I enjoy plays and live theater, especially improv, although I have trouble sitting still (not medically, I'm just a fidgety person--rather be doing than watching) and like venues like the Upfront and the Triple Door where there's space for socializing.I am a TERRIBLE dancer, but that doesn't mean I won't hit the dance floor for fun! And I'm highly trainable, so if you've got moves, I'm open to lessons. Fortunately, I'm in good physical shape and I'm not that heavy, so what I lack in grace I make up for in general delicacy, and I clean up real nice, so I'll at least look halfway decent in a dress, in your arms, on the dance floor!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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