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VioletOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My Ode to the meetville men that have enriched my life...To the throwbacks, the carp, the white fish & sucker fish. Ha. and if you can't find the humor in it all, then you aren't my kind of man. Please DO NOT contact me IF: * You aren't white, like my bread.* Dependent on public transportation.* You have unusually small hands. Just weird.** Have weird & dramatic sounding orgasms.Squealer.* You sound gay, like you just sucked helium. Turn off.* In some stupid 1% patched club. I will never be property, Ok.* If you're on mental medication. So not into riding the BiPolar Express.* If you have a beard or a long assed goatee.I wax around my lips, so should you.* Looking for a Barbie beeotch, that cracks when ya bend her over? I'm not that girl.* You're under 6'1. You don't like fat women, I don't like short men. My issue, I'll own it.* You aren't 'completely' divorced. I am not your next bored biotch, or 'the' rebound babe.** Your staple of life is a 6 pack or more every night. I'm not into hot emotional messes,thanks. * Please have a damn job, you know self supporting? Debt free, is probably too much to ask for. Ha. * You are still sleeping with the ex. Just plain dumb.* You are a narcissistic arrogant prick, that whines & moans about anything & everything.Pessimist people suck.* * You cohabitate with anyone other than your kids, meaning members of your 'family'. I need a guy with his own space.* You have jacked up teeth. Have dental insurance for hell's sake, and don't think I am not going to notice if we meet *eyerolls.Requirement: Your own place, your own vehicle, your own job, within driving distance &Is that too much to ask for? Seriously. Pretty sad I have to include this in my profile, but OMG~ ********************************************************************************************************************************If none apply to you, then please read on. *smiles & flips my hair*I am independent, low maintenance, loyal, genuine, and real. Sometimes real blunt. Witty & sarcastic beyond repair.Just want to meet a really cool guy who makes me laugh & isn't dramatic.I don't want to ride anyone's emotional roller coaster.I'm all about the twists & turn on a motorcycle though.I am sane, sound & have my sh*t together, I expect the same. Looking for someone who is super cool, and hopefully professional.I am only a rebel ...."When I ride" *smiles. Lady boss on the streets, freak in the sheets, so I've been told.I am not a player, I am a one man woman in search of same. I don't have relationship baggage, daddy drama or debt.Looking for that 'one' chemistry connection. I am down to earth & drama free, and selective about who I let into my life.Spelling & grammar turn me on.I have no tattoos, extracurricular piercings, or criminal record. I am willing to make time for the right person. Just don't necessarily want to live with anyone, But it would be nice to find that someone I can't live without.I want to find my best friend & lover. Someone who complements me. "The person we choose to be with is a reflection of who we are.I will not chase you, if you are truly interested; prepare to meet me halfway.Only interested in someone who wants to keep it real and low key. If this you, and you think you can hang, then hit me up. *smilesIf you have the balls to contact me without a bike, then you better have the balls to ride on back =) If you can ride it and own it, then let's find out.
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AlannaOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I didn't grow up on a ranch, I’ve left the accent far behind, and I lean far enough to the left that sometimes I’m afraid I might tip over, but I’ I'm curious by nature and love to see and do new things. I’m always up for exploring the city or taking a day trip. My perfect relaxing weekend day would involve brunch, a hike, a walk by the beach or a drive up the coast, maybe sit in the park and read, check out a museum or go see a play (it doesn’t really matter as long as we’re out and about enjoying the day). We’d cook dinner together at home and then curl up on the couch for some TV or a DVD… and a few kisses. ;) I’m looking for someone/something of substance. I'm a relationship person and believe that the best relationships develop over time. I appreciate people who are open-minded, fun-spirited, and curious about life. While looks are a natural first attraction… intelligence, the ability to communicate, and a willingness to work at a relationship are much more important. Family is important to me so I'm perfectly OK if you have kids. I just hope the door is still open for the possibility of one more. I put more stock in what a person contributes than in what they have. If you're considerate of others… you already have my attention. Add in a quick wit and I'm sold. Overall, I consider myself very grounded, reliable, and kind. I don't like drama and I believe life is more fun when you can laugh about it. I try to eat healthy and workout about ***days a week. I'd be thrilled if you had an interest in going to Crossfit with me but it's not a requirement. In a nutshell... I'm a driven person with lots of good things going on in my life. All that's missing is someone to share the journey. I prefer something low key and fun.
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BetteOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Super fun and easy going. Love to travel! I go every few years.- In the summer I want to be outside in the sun- at the pool or a baseball game, I love being outside! I think I have a pretty great sense of humor and require that in my dates as well. I have cool kids that are active in many things. I work with children for a living and love being around kids. Contact me for more info :) Something casual. Dinner, drinks, a walk...