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VioletOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My Ode to the meetville men that have enriched my life...To the throwbacks, the carp, the white fish & sucker fish. Ha. and if you can't find the humor in it all, then you aren't my kind of man. Please DO NOT contact me IF: * You aren't white, like my bread.* Dependent on public transportation.* You have unusually small hands. Just weird.** Have weird & dramatic sounding orgasms.Squealer.* You sound gay, like you just sucked helium. Turn off.* In some stupid 1% patched club. I will never be property, Ok.* If you're on mental medication. So not into riding the BiPolar Express.* If you have a beard or a long assed goatee.I wax around my lips, so should you.* Looking for a Barbie beeotch, that cracks when ya bend her over? I'm not that girl.* You're under 6'1. You don't like fat women, I don't like short men. My issue, I'll own it.* You aren't 'completely' divorced. I am not your next bored biotch, or 'the' rebound babe.** Your staple of life is a 6 pack or more every night. I'm not into hot emotional messes,thanks. * Please have a damn job, you know self supporting? Debt free, is probably too much to ask for. Ha. * You are still sleeping with the ex. Just plain dumb.* You are a narcissistic arrogant prick, that whines & moans about anything & everything.Pessimist people suck.* * You cohabitate with anyone other than your kids, meaning members of your 'family'. I need a guy with his own space.* You have jacked up teeth. Have dental insurance for hell's sake, and don't think I am not going to notice if we meet *eyerolls.Requirement: Your own place, your own vehicle, your own job, within driving distance &Is that too much to ask for? Seriously. Pretty sad I have to include this in my profile, but OMG~ ********************************************************************************************************************************If none apply to you, then please read on. *smiles & flips my hair*I am independent, low maintenance, loyal, genuine, and real. Sometimes real blunt. Witty & sarcastic beyond repair.Just want to meet a really cool guy who makes me laugh & isn't dramatic.I don't want to ride anyone's emotional roller coaster.I'm all about the twists & turn on a motorcycle though.I am sane, sound & have my sh*t together, I expect the same. Looking for someone who is super cool, and hopefully professional.I am only a rebel ...."When I ride" *smiles. Lady boss on the streets, freak in the sheets, so I've been told.I am not a player, I am a one man woman in search of same. I don't have relationship baggage, daddy drama or debt.Looking for that 'one' chemistry connection. I am down to earth & drama free, and selective about who I let into my life.Spelling & grammar turn me on.I have no tattoos, extracurricular piercings, or criminal record. I am willing to make time for the right person. Just don't necessarily want to live with anyone, But it would be nice to find that someone I can't live without.I want to find my best friend & lover. Someone who complements me. "The person we choose to be with is a reflection of who we are.I will not chase you, if you are truly interested; prepare to meet me halfway.Only interested in someone who wants to keep it real and low key. If this you, and you think you can hang, then hit me up. *smilesIf you have the balls to contact me without a bike, then you better have the balls to ride on back =) If you can ride it and own it, then let's find out.
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RoselineOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I enjoy traveling, restaurants, laughing, going to cultural events, and socializing with quality people I love to listen to old school R&B music as I relax on my back patio with a glass of wine. I love to talk smack when I’m beating someone in a game of dominoes. I'm always ready to try new things, as long as it doesn't involve in jumping from a plane or bungee jumping off a bridge. LOL I enjoy living life, but I do miss sharing life's moments with someone else. The first date should be somewhere we can talk and get to know each other without a lot of noise and distractions.
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PearleOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Thank you for stopping by. Say hi at least! I am a Jesus Loving single mom. Jesus is always first and I tend to put my child (and others) before myself. I love to sing. Looking for someone who loves Jesus as I do. My faith is very important to me. I attend church weekly and try to live my life as an example to others. None of us are perfect but I work hard at being the best person I can. I dont push my faith on anyone but I wouldn't be a good fit for an athiest or agnostic. I also like comedy......LOVE to laugh. I try my best to make people around me happy....or at least smile. I enjoy holding hands, cuddling and letting anyone around me know that I enjoy being with you. PDA? Of course! But make no mistake....not looking for a quick hook up. Would like to find a man who does not think sex makes a relationship. I thoroughly enjoy my job. That makes life a lot easier! I work in the medical field. What do you do? My thoughts of a great first date is doing something where we can interact. Minature golf, shooting pool, bowling to mention a few ideas. At the Movies we don't get to talk. Maybe save that for a second date?