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VioletOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My Ode to the meetville men that have enriched my life...To the throwbacks, the carp, the white fish & sucker fish. Ha. and if you can't find the humor in it all, then you aren't my kind of man. Please DO NOT contact me IF: * You aren't white, like my bread.* Dependent on public transportation.* You have unusually small hands. Just weird.** Have weird & dramatic sounding orgasms.Squealer.* You sound gay, like you just sucked helium. Turn off.* In some stupid 1% patched club. I will never be property, Ok.* If you're on mental medication. So not into riding the BiPolar Express.* If you have a beard or a long assed goatee.I wax around my lips, so should you.* Looking for a Barbie beeotch, that cracks when ya bend her over? I'm not that girl.* You're under 6'1. You don't like fat women, I don't like short men. My issue, I'll own it.* You aren't 'completely' divorced. I am not your next bored biotch, or 'the' rebound babe.** Your staple of life is a 6 pack or more every night. I'm not into hot emotional messes,thanks. * Please have a damn job, you know self supporting? Debt free, is probably too much to ask for. Ha. * You are still sleeping with the ex. Just plain dumb.* You are a narcissistic arrogant prick, that whines & moans about anything & everything.Pessimist people suck.* * You cohabitate with anyone other than your kids, meaning members of your 'family'. I need a guy with his own space.* You have jacked up teeth. Have dental insurance for hell's sake, and don't think I am not going to notice if we meet *eyerolls.Requirement: Your own place, your own vehicle, your own job, within driving distance &Is that too much to ask for? Seriously. Pretty sad I have to include this in my profile, but OMG~ ********************************************************************************************************************************If none apply to you, then please read on. *smiles & flips my hair*I am independent, low maintenance, loyal, genuine, and real. Sometimes real blunt. Witty & sarcastic beyond repair.Just want to meet a really cool guy who makes me laugh & isn't dramatic.I don't want to ride anyone's emotional roller coaster.I'm all about the twists & turn on a motorcycle though.I am sane, sound & have my sh*t together, I expect the same. Looking for someone who is super cool, and hopefully professional.I am only a rebel ...."When I ride" *smiles. Lady boss on the streets, freak in the sheets, so I've been told.I am not a player, I am a one man woman in search of same. I don't have relationship baggage, daddy drama or debt.Looking for that 'one' chemistry connection. I am down to earth & drama free, and selective about who I let into my life.Spelling & grammar turn me on.I have no tattoos, extracurricular piercings, or criminal record. I am willing to make time for the right person. Just don't necessarily want to live with anyone, But it would be nice to find that someone I can't live without.I want to find my best friend & lover. Someone who complements me. "The person we choose to be with is a reflection of who we are.I will not chase you, if you are truly interested; prepare to meet me halfway.Only interested in someone who wants to keep it real and low key. If this you, and you think you can hang, then hit me up. *smilesIf you have the balls to contact me without a bike, then you better have the balls to ride on back =) If you can ride it and own it, then let's find out.
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OneidaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
*** think it is hillarious that someone who actually READS my profile will send me a message to meet me that says they are NON-religious. Do any of you actually read my profile?? I hope that ***brings you all what you are looking for... and I hope it brings me the right man who can read! Enjoy***This is always a hard part.. selling myself.. my friends would tell you that I am the most amazing, funny and devoted person ever, so genuine and kind to a fault. I guess I could agree, haha! I have been a single mom since ***. Its been very challenging and exhilarating making these boys into awesome men! I am a great mom and love my boys unconditionally. I have had many losses in my life and once I care about someone they are forever threaded to my life. I am a total people person. I think that I am funny, loud and crazy, but I am shy and quiet a lot also. My heart has been broken and shattered and I am very guarded due to that. I come off a little bull headed and very sarcastic, but if you take the time to get into my bubble you will see that I am actually pretty awesome! Wow, sounds a little conceited at this point.. huh?? I am so NOT! I keep busy as a volunteer at church and the community, I am a nanny, babysitter, house cleaner, skill builder and full time student. I just started going to the gym to get in better shape. I sorta put my own life on hold while raising my boys and now my youngest is 18, so Mom needs to find a new claim to fame! I adore children, I teach a kindergarten class at church. I am quite involved at my church, I have attended the same church since ***working in the youth program, children's, infants and pretty much any where they want me. **my youngest will be 20 soon, oldest is 24. Our church got taken over, so I am at a new one now** (it will not let me rewrite above)I like tall men, like 6' and taller, who give nice hugs, good smiles, like to laugh, Christian, easy going, like to be homebodys as much as go out..... I dont know.. if I knew I would have already found him..Well, I dont know what else to say, but my life is an open book so ask me if you want to know something else! I love God and love people and do what I can each day to make a difference in the lives of others!DISCLAIMER:: As the baby of 5 in my family, I do not know how to "share", I will never be the "other woman", please pass me bye if you are married or otherwise attached. I do not compromise my religion, morals or my integrity. Just keep on searching! Somewhere that can end quickly if it needs to, or go for hours if it is enjoyable.. in my town so that I have safety nets set up..
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AlianaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am a hardworking, fun, loyal and dedicated kind of gal that is looking for the same characteristics in a man. I'm told I have a wicked sense of humor, which works out well, since I love to laugh and make others do the same. Who doesn't love a great smile and a genuine laugh, right? I have two fantastic kiddos that keep me on the run and are a total blast to be around. Get the 3 of us together and we're more fun than a barrel of monkeys. As far as hobbies go, I enjoy diving into projects where I can build and create things. I get a lot of satisfaction out of 'do-it-yourself' kind of stuff and am pretty crafty. I'm also that rare chick who knows how to use tools, likes to fix things around the house and will even work on your car with you. Needless to say, if you are mechanically inclined, we are going to get along great!I'm a big fan of hot rods, rat rods, muscle cars and the like, but have a soft spot in my heart for old pick-ups. I like car shows and am always up for going to the drags. Little hole in the wall joints, sports bar/grills and anywhere we could listen to music, live or not, is always fun too. On the active side: I love boating, jet skiing, taking a sand rail out for a romp and most anything to do with driving. Let it be known, I can back a trailer with the best of em. ;) I'm up for new adventures and looking to expand my horizons to include more activities. I'm typically a jeans and flip flop kind of girl, but I have no problem dressing up when the occasion calls for it. Not a huge sports fan, but I'll admit, I find myself watching football more and more over the past couple of years. I am open to learning about and watching more sports, but it's got to be exciting if it's going to keep my attention. I've been a big UFC fan from the get go, so if it's a PPV fight night I'll definitely be watching. That being said, it does not mean I am looking for a gym rat in an Affliction t-shirt that is 2 sizes too small! To sum it up, I'm a down to Earth chick who is looking to make the most out of life. I'd love to find that ONE special guy to join me on the adventure. I seek friendship, fun, passion and everything in between. I'm looking for a "man's man", who likes to have fun and isn't afraid to show his heart, a guy that knows how to use a tool, not be one. Where is my guy who is just as content to cuddle up on the couch and watch a movie as he is to go out for a night on the town? When it comes to physical attraction, I tend to lean more toward men with dark hair, formerly dark hair or no hair and darker eyes, but that is NOT without exception. I am definitely a sucker for a great smile, so I hope you're smiling in your photo. I'd really like to find a guy taller than myself and prefer a body type that would not be described as thin. Honestly, I am not looking for a perfect guy, because I am not perfect. I am simply looking for an honest man, that says what he means and means what he says. A man that with all his imperfections, is perfect for me. If this sounds like it may be you... you just might be my guy. ***Update: If you don't have a picture of yourself smiling, I will *** convinced that you do not have teeth, or you are a serial killer. The serial killer assumption also holds true, if you are wearing sunglasses in all your pics or they are taken from so far off and blurred, that I could not pick you out in a police lineup. I am not looking for a texting buddy or someone who lacks the time or conversational skills to speak on the phone or in person. I am specifically on this crazy site, because I want to meet my forever man. Food for thought: Desire may inspire attraction, but conversation is a prerequisite for romance. I'm looking to meet someone for the long term, if this isn't on your agenda then please do not bother contacting me. Happy fishing! Somewhere casual, comfortable and conducive to conversation...let's see if there is a spark. :)