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YokoOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Hi-Notes: If you have no pictures or are under the age of 40 please don't contact me. The biggest reason if I don't get back to you is you don't have enough pictures ! Please please post multiple pictures ! :0) Notes as of ***I'm gonna give you guys some advice... I'm so tired of all of this so here is a hail mary..........1. Have pictures that make you look good not bad2. Be a gentleman3. Don't try to talk about your body parts..how big how small.. what you'd like to do with your body parts4. Don't talk about your ex - if you feel you need to then maybe go to a therapist - I however.. am not your therapist5. Don't ask to touch my *** Don't talk about *** - if you have to talk about it thats a bad sign7. If you want to meet say it and figure out a time and place8. Don't have a dirty car, dirty house 9. Be happy, not boring and fun10. Again just be a nice normal gentleman - like your mother taught you and if she didn't - don't contact me Also if we've talked and we have decided there might be a connection I won't be attracted to you unless you put some effort into meeting me. I am attracted to men that know what they want and get it. Pleaaaase put multiple pictures on your profile. It's so hard to even try to get a feel for someone with one or two dark pictures taken from far away!I'm a nice normal funny well grounded woman looking for only one high caliber man! Here we go! Someone who is ....Between ***Has good manners is polite and not angry Ready and willing to become friends and have time to invest in pursuing a relationship that leads to a lifelong thingLives within 40 milesDoesn't mind I have kids (during the week)(with my own money)Similar to my color Has a career - not a job Doesn't live with other people (adults)Not in the military (as I can't move around the world) Nice looking - if people have told you are Keeps in shape Has some degree of faith Isn't going to ask me for bikini shots or naked Picts Isn't going to attack me on a first date A gentleman that's got a degree of class and manners and self worth - healthy self esteemIs over his last wife Emotionally wholeHappy with his life and needs a great woman to complete it Now...I'm grounded, funny, down to earth. A super fun normal and caring woman who is emotionally whole. I love my life and looking for someone who is a great person to share it with. I am not looking for a booty call or anyone under 40. I'm looking for a motivated, fun and funny person who we share chemistry together. I like to stay in shape and be active so someone who also likes to stay in shape. I love to dance and have fun, while also being a dedicated mom. I have weekends free and have time to invest in someone. I think I pair best with someone who is emotionally whole, smart, intuitive and also has shared a degree of success in life and manages their life well. I love to cook and have a real love for wine. I am not looking for anyone who wants me to function as their therapist. I come from a very stable background and am looking for the same.Also I have children that are with me 4 nights a week (not on weekends) so if you don't want amazing beautiful respectful well cared for children (and their college is already paid for) in your life - click off me. That's great if you are a world traveler and want me to have a "white bikini and a passport" I do love to travel and have lived in Europe but I can't just take off for a month! On another note no beer bellies please. Also I am big on lots of pictures as I've been duped many times with people not presenting their real self. I am warm, caring, a blast to hang out with, only exciting, happy, fun men need to apply! Great first date would be something simple, meet for a walk on the beach and a coffee or something with no pressure. Don't be surprised if I ask you for more pictures if you only have a couple up!! It's just that a connection is usually made when you see someone in person so it helps to have more pictures.
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VioletOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My Ode to the meetville men that have enriched my life...To the throwbacks, the carp, the white fish & sucker fish. Ha. and if you can't find the humor in it all, then you aren't my kind of man. Please DO NOT contact me IF: * You aren't white, like my bread.* Dependent on public transportation.* You have unusually small hands. Just weird.** Have weird & dramatic sounding orgasms.Squealer.* You sound gay, like you just sucked helium. Turn off.* In some stupid 1% patched club. I will never be property, Ok.* If you're on mental medication. So not into riding the BiPolar Express.* If you have a beard or a long assed goatee.I wax around my lips, so should you.* Looking for a Barbie beeotch, that cracks when ya bend her over? I'm not that girl.* You're under 6'1. You don't like fat women, I don't like short men. My issue, I'll own it.* You aren't 'completely' divorced. I am not your next bored biotch, or 'the' rebound babe.** Your staple of life is a 6 pack or more every night. I'm not into hot emotional messes,thanks. * Please have a damn job, you know self supporting? Debt free, is probably too much to ask for. Ha. * You are still sleeping with the ex. Just plain dumb.* You are a narcissistic arrogant prick, that whines & moans about anything & everything.Pessimist people suck.* * You cohabitate with anyone other than your kids, meaning members of your 'family'. I need a guy with his own space.* You have jacked up teeth. Have dental insurance for hell's sake, and don't think I am not going to notice if we meet *eyerolls.Requirement: Your own place, your own vehicle, your own job, within driving distance &Is that too much to ask for? Seriously. Pretty sad I have to include this in my profile, but OMG~ ********************************************************************************************************************************If none apply to you, then please read on. *smiles & flips my hair*I am independent, low maintenance, loyal, genuine, and real. Sometimes real blunt. Witty & sarcastic beyond repair.Just want to meet a really cool guy who makes me laugh & isn't dramatic.I don't want to ride anyone's emotional roller coaster.I'm all about the twists & turn on a motorcycle though.I am sane, sound & have my sh*t together, I expect the same. Looking for someone who is super cool, and hopefully professional.I am only a rebel ...."When I ride" *smiles. Lady boss on the streets, freak in the sheets, so I've been told.I am not a player, I am a one man woman in search of same. I don't have relationship baggage, daddy drama or debt.Looking for that 'one' chemistry connection. I am down to earth & drama free, and selective about who I let into my life.Spelling & grammar turn me on.I have no tattoos, extracurricular piercings, or criminal record. I am willing to make time for the right person. Just don't necessarily want to live with anyone, But it would be nice to find that someone I can't live without.I want to find my best friend & lover. Someone who complements me. "The person we choose to be with is a reflection of who we are.I will not chase you, if you are truly interested; prepare to meet me halfway.Only interested in someone who wants to keep it real and low key. If this you, and you think you can hang, then hit me up. *smilesIf you have the balls to contact me without a bike, then you better have the balls to ride on back =) If you can ride it and own it, then let's find out.
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JaquelynOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
All my friends seem to be moving out of state recently, so am looking for some new people to hang out with. I go camping every year by myself just to get away from it all and relax and read a book or two. I'm a very strong-willed, opinionated person with a smart-ass sense of humor. I don't take life too seriously, and would love to hop on the back of a Harley and go see the local sights.