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LisaOnline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-51
Hi! My name is Lisa. I am never married other hispanic woman with kids from Ulysses, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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VioletOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My Ode to the meetville men that have enriched my life...To the throwbacks, the carp, the white fish & sucker fish. Ha. and if you can't find the humor in it all, then you aren't my kind of man. Please DO NOT contact me IF: * You aren't white, like my bread.* Dependent on public transportation.* You have unusually small hands. Just weird.** Have weird & dramatic sounding orgasms.Squealer.* You sound gay, like you just sucked helium. Turn off.* In some stupid 1% patched club. I will never be property, Ok.* If you're on mental medication. So not into riding the BiPolar Express.* If you have a beard or a long assed goatee.I wax around my lips, so should you.* Looking for a Barbie beeotch, that cracks when ya bend her over? I'm not that girl.* You're under 6'1. You don't like fat women, I don't like short men. My issue, I'll own it.* You aren't 'completely' divorced. I am not your next bored biotch, or 'the' rebound babe.** Your staple of life is a 6 pack or more every night. I'm not into hot emotional messes,thanks. * Please have a damn job, you know self supporting? Debt free, is probably too much to ask for. Ha. * You are still sleeping with the ex. Just plain dumb.* You are a narcissistic arrogant prick, that whines & moans about anything & everything.Pessimist people suck.* * You cohabitate with anyone other than your kids, meaning members of your 'family'. I need a guy with his own space.* You have jacked up teeth. Have dental insurance for hell's sake, and don't think I am not going to notice if we meet *eyerolls.Requirement: Your own place, your own vehicle, your own job, within driving distance &Is that too much to ask for? Seriously. Pretty sad I have to include this in my profile, but OMG~ ********************************************************************************************************************************If none apply to you, then please read on. *smiles & flips my hair*I am independent, low maintenance, loyal, genuine, and real. Sometimes real blunt. Witty & sarcastic beyond repair.Just want to meet a really cool guy who makes me laugh & isn't dramatic.I don't want to ride anyone's emotional roller coaster.I'm all about the twists & turn on a motorcycle though.I am sane, sound & have my sh*t together, I expect the same. Looking for someone who is super cool, and hopefully professional.I am only a rebel ...."When I ride" *smiles. Lady boss on the streets, freak in the sheets, so I've been told.I am not a player, I am a one man woman in search of same. I don't have relationship baggage, daddy drama or debt.Looking for that 'one' chemistry connection. I am down to earth & drama free, and selective about who I let into my life.Spelling & grammar turn me on.I have no tattoos, extracurricular piercings, or criminal record. I am willing to make time for the right person. Just don't necessarily want to live with anyone, But it would be nice to find that someone I can't live without.I want to find my best friend & lover. Someone who complements me. "The person we choose to be with is a reflection of who we are.I will not chase you, if you are truly interested; prepare to meet me halfway.Only interested in someone who wants to keep it real and low key. If this you, and you think you can hang, then hit me up. *smilesIf you have the balls to contact me without a bike, then you better have the balls to ride on back =) If you can ride it and own it, then let's find out.
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ClaretteOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
My friends would tell you I'm cute, fun, outgoing, and funny, but what do they know. I have a sarcastic sense of humor and am known for speaking my mind, which gets me into trouble sometimes, but I don't care. I am in pretty good shape physically and I stay active to keep it that way.I like all the usual things... dinners out, concerts, drinks, dancing, sports, etc... and yes hiking. I hate sushi, have no musical talent, and I can't cook; but I like to dress up and look cute, I'm a great conversationalist, and I'm fun so I make a pretty good dinner date. I am looking for a nice looking guy who's kind and fun to spend time with. I'll pass on the booty call offers."I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila anyway!"- Stolen from *** Coffee, drinks, lunch, whatever... But I prefer to meet rather than text for weeks. I don't need another penpal.