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VioletOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My Ode to the meetville men that have enriched my life...To the throwbacks, the carp, the white fish & sucker fish. Ha. and if you can't find the humor in it all, then you aren't my kind of man. Please DO NOT contact me IF: * You aren't white, like my bread.* Dependent on public transportation.* You have unusually small hands. Just weird.** Have weird & dramatic sounding orgasms.Squealer.* You sound gay, like you just sucked helium. Turn off.* In some stupid 1% patched club. I will never be property, Ok.* If you're on mental medication. So not into riding the BiPolar Express.* If you have a beard or a long assed goatee.I wax around my lips, so should you.* Looking for a Barbie beeotch, that cracks when ya bend her over? I'm not that girl.* You're under 6'1. You don't like fat women, I don't like short men. My issue, I'll own it.* You aren't 'completely' divorced. I am not your next bored biotch, or 'the' rebound babe.** Your staple of life is a 6 pack or more every night. I'm not into hot emotional messes,thanks. * Please have a damn job, you know self supporting? Debt free, is probably too much to ask for. Ha. * You are still sleeping with the ex. Just plain dumb.* You are a narcissistic arrogant prick, that whines & moans about anything & everything.Pessimist people suck.* * You cohabitate with anyone other than your kids, meaning members of your 'family'. I need a guy with his own space.* You have jacked up teeth. Have dental insurance for hell's sake, and don't think I am not going to notice if we meet *eyerolls.Requirement: Your own place, your own vehicle, your own job, within driving distance &Is that too much to ask for? Seriously. Pretty sad I have to include this in my profile, but OMG~ ********************************************************************************************************************************If none apply to you, then please read on. *smiles & flips my hair*I am independent, low maintenance, loyal, genuine, and real. Sometimes real blunt. Witty & sarcastic beyond repair.Just want to meet a really cool guy who makes me laugh & isn't dramatic.I don't want to ride anyone's emotional roller coaster.I'm all about the twists & turn on a motorcycle though.I am sane, sound & have my sh*t together, I expect the same. Looking for someone who is super cool, and hopefully professional.I am only a rebel ...."When I ride" *smiles. Lady boss on the streets, freak in the sheets, so I've been told.I am not a player, I am a one man woman in search of same. I don't have relationship baggage, daddy drama or debt.Looking for that 'one' chemistry connection. I am down to earth & drama free, and selective about who I let into my life.Spelling & grammar turn me on.I have no tattoos, extracurricular piercings, or criminal record. I am willing to make time for the right person. Just don't necessarily want to live with anyone, But it would be nice to find that someone I can't live without.I want to find my best friend & lover. Someone who complements me. "The person we choose to be with is a reflection of who we are.I will not chase you, if you are truly interested; prepare to meet me halfway.Only interested in someone who wants to keep it real and low key. If this you, and you think you can hang, then hit me up. *smilesIf you have the balls to contact me without a bike, then you better have the balls to ride on back =) If you can ride it and own it, then let's find out.
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HaydeeOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I joined this site to meet some new and interesting people and develop friendships that can potentially grow into a single meaningful, fun, passionate and REAL relationship. Single for over 3 years now and have dated enough to know what I'm looking for and what I want. Looking for meaningful, open, honest and fun—and becoming best friends and partners along the way. Also interested in developing friendships since I really have no clue what this city has to offer yet.Not too much to ask for, right??About Me:I am a listener, a thinker and a talker... I love figuring people out, trying to understand their perspectives on life, what’s important to them and why. Very down to earth, driven, level-headed, social, happy, positive and open-minded. I love life, work hard, and play just as hard too. I'm very family oriented and have many close, life-long friends. I love conversations that last for hours and love to talk about everything and anything.I know what my priorities are right now and I have goals and aspirations; many of them have already been achieved. I would love to compliment these with the right person with similar goals, interests and a passion for life. I truly enjoy meeting new people and seeing what's out there. I love to people-watch and strike up random conversation with interesting people. I find the elderly fascinating to talk to. They have so many stories and are always willing share their wisdom and life lessons.I am in shape. I enjoy doing. I love to surf, ride dirt bikes, hike, ski, snowmobile, run, swim, sail (pretty much anything to do with water). I don't gym-it much more than a couple times a week. I'd rather be out running, biking or even doing laps at the pool over lifting weights. Keeping active and in shape physically and mentally keeps things in perspective for me and makes for a better lifestyle all around.Those that know me would say I’m a very giving person, and a HUGE smart ass who really doesn't give a second look at someone who see's me differently. Time, energy, truth and love are the best things we can give—they’re finite and can’t be taken back. Friends and family would say I'm a very confident person, social and outgoing, yet NEVER the peacemaker, that is my sister... I like drama, but in a good way! I love cooking, taking care of my little boy when he is with me, and when he isn't he is with his Dad in So Cal, who is the BEST Dad in the entire world!! I am well educated and have a great job that I enjoy very much.Can I stop talking now??First DateI prefer meeting up for a drink somewhere *** an actual "date" the first time we meet, unless we really hit it off on the phone and we both have a pretty good feeling about things. Drinks or lunch is more friendly and casual environment than a formal setting where we could both end up "stuck," for the duration so to speak. It's also easier to talk and get to know each other and not feel like you're interviewing each other.Whatever we do the first time we meet I prefer a setting where we can talk, get to know each other, laugh over drinks, etc. You really just can't do that sitting in a movie theater or at a Tool concert. So we'll save those for later... What? No Tool..??..... jk.I am an outdoor girl who loves the mountains and all that nature has to offer. Fishing, mountain biking, snowmobiling, snow skiing, hiking, boating, camping, and jet skiing. The best way to get to know me is to talk to me. My ideal match is someone who enjoys the same things I do, whether it be outdoor activities or watching sports (we don't have to like the same teams... I enjoy the competition) but also has their own sense of individuality. Someone who doesn't need me to be there, but enjoys it when I am. I am looking for a normal person... whatever that is. Someone more fun than annoying. A sense of humor is good... and attitude is everything, especially knowing when NOT to have one. :) I also would like to find someone who is spontaneous, because some of the best things happen when there is NOT a scheduled plan. What I've learned from my past relationships: Trust is everything. There is no relationship that works without it. Making friends along the way and sometimes not. LOL If you think you get this, I'd love to hear from you... until then, take care.By the way... I don't wear "flats" for no one. I love my height. If it intimidates you, move on!
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HadassaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
What am I supposed to put here to grab your attention? I'm funny, smart, sassy......you get the picture. As for looks....you be the judge....Happy Fishing,T-