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Antoinette, 41

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About Me

Here are some things that could possibly be said to you...by me...if it ever got to that point.1. " Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And you will have your vengeance, in this life or the next, hopefully in bed." 2. "Is there any jar you can't open?"3. "You're the bestest beer can shotgunner of all time." 4. "You're way hotter than your *** your *** me purr."5. "I know you're going to be the world's first DJ/Mixologist/iPhone Ap Developer, but you'd still be a pretty cool dad. One day. Far from now."6. "You could do in 15, what it takes Jack Bauer 24 hours to do."7. "You smell like a lumberjack who just beat the crap out of a log." 8. "Are you sure you weren't adopted? If I didn't know any better, I'd say your dad was Iron Man and your mother Black Widow."9. "You can fix anything. The remote, cell phones, my pants."10. "What are you, a centaur?"11. ""12. "Watchmen. Y: The Last Man. Astonishing X-men. I love a well read man." 13. "You could be a NASCAR driver, absolutely."14. "You're my nightlight."15. "I think that off-salmon button down shirt is sexy. And so do all of my hot friends."16. "Xbox is a sport and you're my champion." 17. "Do you have a permit? Because those guns are loaded."18. "Your kisses taste like steak and whisky."19. "That orgasm just made me scream in Latin. I don't even know Latin."20. "When you snore, you sound like a giant Gummi Bear." Drinks and just chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    This is my 27th profile, 18th website, 6 baby daddy's by 7 different men, and still looking for YOU! (I'm lmao!!) I love to clown, get down, and drag knees... so what type of bike do you really have?So, if you can't tell, I love to laugh and joke and ride motorcycles. I love to work out. Go out and HAVE FUN! Goals and aspirations:Who talks about this anyways? My goal is to make it through the day; nothing else really matters.Aspirations: to meet people who can share some laughter, jokes, & smiles. About me:My pictures say a ***words. If you want to know- you need to ask! I love almost all types of music but country. Just doesn't fit into my lifestyle. Karoake counts, right? I love that too! My first date would consist a morning coffee at a local coffee shop or enjoying an evening out at a nice restaurant getting to know one another.

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