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Antoinette, 41
United States, Kansas, Liberal

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About Me

Here are some things that could possibly be said to you...by me...if it ever got to that point.1. " Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And you will have your vengeance, in this life or the next, hopefully in bed." 2. "Is there any jar you can't open?"3. "You're the bestest beer can shotgunner of all time." 4. "You're way hotter than your *** your *** me purr."5. "I know you're going to be the world's first DJ/Mixologist/iPhone Ap Developer, but you'd still be a pretty cool dad. One day. Far from now."6. "You could do in 15, what it takes Jack Bauer 24 hours to do."7. "You smell like a lumberjack who just beat the crap out of a log." 8. "Are you sure you weren't adopted? If I didn't know any better, I'd say your dad was Iron Man and your mother Black Widow."9. "You can fix anything. The remote, cell phones, my pants."10. "What are you, a centaur?"11. ""12. "Watchmen. Y: The Last Man. Astonishing X-men. I love a well read man." 13. "You could be a NASCAR driver, absolutely."14. "You're my nightlight."15. "I think that off-salmon button down shirt is sexy. And so do all of my hot friends."16. "Xbox is a sport and you're my champion." 17. "Do you have a permit? Because those guns are loaded."18. "Your kisses taste like steak and whisky."19. "That orgasm just made me scream in Latin. I don't even know Latin."20. "When you snore, you sound like a giant Gummi Bear." Drinks and just chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Classical Mexican Vietnamese Biography Thriller Western Tennis
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    Coletta

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Hmmmm... what do I have to say about myself? I love to hike, go to rock concerts, spend a night out, spend a night in. I like getting lost in a great conversation where nothing's off limits. With me, what you see is what you get. I'm outgoing, chatty, fun, passionate, honest, easily excitable, and love to experience new things. I can be a girlie girl and one of the guys... and live life in both the fast and slow lanes.I'm going to be completely honest right now and say that I put on a few pounds, but I have been working hard to lose it (5ft 4 and a half and 160lbs currently). So if that is a deal breaker I understand, I'm not offended, and I invite you to message me later when I'll be more your type! :)Also for the sake of honesty, I'm looking to take it slow and really get to know the man I'm dating before jumping into a relationship. You definitely don't have to worry about me talking about our future in the middle of our second date lol!If I seem like the somebody you'd like to meet, by all means e-mail me (but not the generic "hi there" e-mail... Be creative!)So what do I look for in a man? Somebody who makes me laugh, is smart, silly, responsible, open-minded, romantic, caring, and honest. Family means a lot to me, and should also mean a lot to my ideal man.And as for who I'm not interested in... you fall into this category if you're a guy who:-- Is a Party animal (every once in a while is fun but not all the time***Needs to have sex by the end of one of the first few dates (I'm not looking for a hookup).-- Doesn't have a full time job -- Doesn't have time to date (what's the point of just talking***Expects me to give him my phone number just because we've e-mailed back and forth a couple times-- Doesn't smile-- Smokes cigarettes***Doesn't like the outdoors-- Is a member of the Raider Nation (Go 49ers!***Thinks Emo / Screamo is the best music ever-- Drinks every (or almost every) day-- Is possessive and jealous-- Has the duckface in any of his profile picturesIf you don't fit any of the above, I'd love to hear from you! For a first date, it really depends. Something where we can have a great conversation! Something outdoorsy for a second or third date.

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  • Tenesha from Liberal | Woman | 37 years old | Sagittarius
    Tenesha

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    FIRST LET ME START BY SAYING; I AM NOT HERE 4 BOOTYCALLS, ONE NITE STANDS, BULLSHITTING, WASTING ANYONES TIME (INCLUDING MY OWN), & I'M DEFINATELY NOT HERE 2 PLAY GAMES SO IF U ABOUT ANY OF THAT BULLsh*t THEN MOVE ON 2 THE NEXT PROFILE..anyone else please feel free 2 hit me up..let's see if we r compatible....If u r TRULY interested in me then hit me up in my inbox..I will answer any questions u may have..I'm not gonna waste time typing info here when OVER HALF u men don't even read this damn section...I'm an open book...wut would u like 2 know??For those men who actually READ; I may not have all kinds of money or material items but my love comes unconditional, as any REAL mans should as well..if u lookin 4 material items then I hope u have a great payin job that will get U those things...God ain't lettin u bring that sh*t into heaven when u go tho...I don't need a man 4 shit...a d**k can b found ANYWHERE but realness is RARE...id rather have somethin real then somethin 4 the moment...Also, just so u know & u don't waste ur time...I ONLY DATE AFRICAN AMERICAN MENThanx 4 taking the time 2 view my profile & pix...take care & God Bless Some where peaceful where we can chill, converse & get 2 knw each other better

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  • Elaine from Liberal | Woman | 39 years old | Virgo
    Elaine

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I enjoy hanging out with friends and family. My ideal weekends are hanging out in the backyard grilling up ribs and chicken. Watching kids and friends goofing off in the pool and sipping on a yummy drink. Something about the old buildings and the musty smells draw me in. It helps that there is great Mexican food there as well. I enjoy reading. I probably read about 4 books a month. I enjoy sci fi fantasy, paranormal and romance. I don't do well in crowds. They make me nervous so you wont catch me at huge venues for the most part. If it sounds like I may be someone fun to hang out with drop me a line and we'll see. Meet for coffee and go from there.

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