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Londyn, 39
United States, Kansas, Liberal

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About Me

My first day as an online dater, a "gentleman" (perhaps appropriately self-titled as Kidneyshovel) asked me to come over and hang out in his basement at 11 PM. Hmmm.....not really a basement kind of girl.And so it goes, here I am, again, giving it a try...I love books. I fantasize about being trapped in a library for months and reading all the books on my wish list (IQ84), and all the books I'd love to experience again (Of Human Bondage), and all the books I didn't really like, if only to give them the second chance they deserve (sorry Moby-Dick).I am deeply affected by beauty--even something as small as the way light makes shapes on a dusty floor. Colors, fabrics, fashion, buildings, birds, all attract and hold my eye. I can't help but assign meaning, which probably isn't there, to the smallest visual details.I love dancing, well, any kind of movement really. I like to tiptoe and twirl, cartwheel and climb, leap and lunge, sway and swoon. Take me dancing and we're off to a swimming start. I don't think adults are playful enough. I'd like to meet someone who has a healthy sense of play and fun.These are a few of my favorite things:TV: Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire (loving season 4), Six Feet Under, House of Cards, early seasons of Parks and Rec.-Up Bird Chronicles (love everything by Murakami), The Executioner's Song, The History of Love, Sophie's Choice...A few of the things I can do:**Palm a basketball (a woman with very large--yet feminine!--hands)**Dominate the scrabble board (a woman of many words)**Recite a few Shakespearean sonnets (a woman inspired by beauty)**Knock back a dozen cookies in one sitting (a woman of serious appetites)**Fall asleep within 30 seconds of my head contacting the pillow (a woman with a clean conscience)**Rock funky leopard heels, skinny jeans and t-shirt (a woman with a sense of fashion)***I am a few years older than my age posted here, but men often cap their search at ***an age I can easily pass for (: If you find the fact that I've done this dishonest (which is weird since I'm stating it here), then there are certainly no hard feelings on my end, but chastising me as your opening line, well...honestly, I'd prefer to be invited to a basement by Kidneyshovel. Something short and sweet: a walk through the park or at the beach (not the boardwalk though as I was run over by a drunk bicyclist on a meetville date!), or a glass of wine.I don't exchange phone numbers (and for very good reason--the whole one bad apple spoils the whole barrel thing), so we will have to arrange things via messages through meetville. If we meet and, god forbid, we are not a match, let's end things gracefully. And by gracefully I mean no hard feelings and no need for follow up *** the initial recognition and so-be-it-I-wish-you-well exchange. We've all been there, or at least had the impulse to want to keep writing, but my lack of interest is not a statement about your value and vice versa.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Pop Salsa Italian Korean Adventure Animation Family & Kids Martial Arts Western Basketball Dance
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  • Marian from Liberal | Woman | 36 years old | Gemini
    Marian

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Hahaha! I am an official product of hacking! Thanks to my thoughtful witty co workers, I now have a meetville account again!It was a nice surprise to look down at my phone and see that I had 72 new unread *** from meetville! retrieving the password they created for me was the hard part- lol. Well I am spontaneous, love jokes, goofing around, and making the best of every situation. I work in a very high stressed environment so laughing and having sick humor is a must! (Work trauma)I'm a mom, my kids and I think I am hilarious! I love kids and have no problem with dating a man who has children, BUT I must warn you ahead of time; I am highly, deathly allergic to babymamadrama, so if you have it- stay far away!!!I love my family and spend a lot of time with them! We enjoy river, riding, camping, and bbqing. Holidays are loud and festive! We will celebrate anything and everything, just to celebrate! I forget what I wrote last time... It's hard to write about yourself. I'm not a fan of selfies... I have a little issue with guys who take them, half naked, in a mirror, with creepy grins... JsLet me clarify! I LOVE sheriffs... I'm just NOT a badge bunny- like my co- working deputies would like. Plus I do NOT poop where I eat. Js Surprise me!

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  • Alisha from Liberal | Woman | 36 years old | Gemini
    Alisha

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I enjoy the outdoors and experiencing all it has to offer. I like to camp, hike, paddle board, and kayak. I LOVE to travel! I usually go on a few trips a year. I like to cook and create delicious dishes in the kitchen. I recently started taking photography classes and am enjoying my new camera. Spending time with my family and friends is important to me. I can be rough and tough, but I'm a girl at heart.Random facts:I love cheese. My favorite movie of all time is Goonies. I have a third degree black belt in kickboxing. I can't live without my Sonicare toothbrush. I'm a bit of a health nut. Dessert. Heck yeah! I do most of my shopping there. I can't sing. Trust me. I'm a bit of a goofball and can be mildly inappropriate. Don't worry I can behave when needed ;) I'm a bit traditional and think the man should do the planning.

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  • Tenesha from Liberal | Woman | 37 years old | Sagittarius
    Tenesha

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    FIRST LET ME START BY SAYING; I AM NOT HERE 4 BOOTYCALLS, ONE NITE STANDS, BULLSHITTING, WASTING ANYONES TIME (INCLUDING MY OWN), & I'M DEFINATELY NOT HERE 2 PLAY GAMES SO IF U ABOUT ANY OF THAT BULLsh*t THEN MOVE ON 2 THE NEXT PROFILE..anyone else please feel free 2 hit me up..let's see if we r compatible....If u r TRULY interested in me then hit me up in my inbox..I will answer any questions u may have..I'm not gonna waste time typing info here when OVER HALF u men don't even read this damn section...I'm an open book...wut would u like 2 know??For those men who actually READ; I may not have all kinds of money or material items but my love comes unconditional, as any REAL mans should as well..if u lookin 4 material items then I hope u have a great payin job that will get U those things...God ain't lettin u bring that sh*t into heaven when u go tho...I don't need a man 4 shit...a d**k can b found ANYWHERE but realness is RARE...id rather have somethin real then somethin 4 the moment...Also, just so u know & u don't waste ur time...I ONLY DATE AFRICAN AMERICAN MENThanx 4 taking the time 2 view my profile & pix...take care & God Bless Some where peaceful where we can chill, converse & get 2 knw each other better

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