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Skylar, 37
United States, Colorado, Woodland Park

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About Me

...You're here for mine ;).lol grab a chair,have a seat and prepare to be tormented lol..just kidding.I've been described as down to earth(my head doesn't rotate ***degrees),cool,calm and collected.I'm level head with realistic expectations.Love to watch movies,listen to music,and learn what makes people tick.I've been known to say what's on my mind,have debates over a wide range of topics and generally torment my friends.I have a mischievious,playful side as well as a deep,intelligent,thoughtful side.Oh..and my education is higher than high school,I have a cna degree,certificates in childcare,and I'm specially trained to deal with behavioral children,special needs children,and high risk children..in other words..I'm specially educated to handle fubar situations when sh*thits the fan lol.If you wanna get to know more about me..shoot me an *** of you that think I'm beautiful,sexy,gorgeous ect thank you for the compliment;)For those of you requesting a hookup,fwb,fling,or a F***buddy I'm just gonna have to break your little hearts and respectfully decline your offer lolThis also means I WILL NOT DATE A MARRIED MAN OR A MAN WHO CLAIMS HE IS SEPERATED OR IS GETTING A DIVORCEFor myself I am worth more than what those situations have to offer me* For those that think women are flakes and fakes..Its already common sense to know that if you are a parent,you love your child/children..don't need to put it in your profile.Don't need to worry about what people think..they don't do it very often.The chicken did come before the eggThe world has not ended..its just evolvingHave a sense of humor..you'll live longer.Unfortantly I am unable to do the chat app that is on POFThings I have done for a laugh1)Went to a bbq and yelled"I smell carcass!"2)Yelled bear!while walking on trail with kids3)Threatened to toss a kid in the port a potty at the park4) *** pic of neighbor wearing a white facial mask outside5)Told a stranger that my friend thinks they're gorgeous6)Threatened daughter that I would dress up as a hillbilly at her schoolDon't worry,I'm not nuts..just slightly screwy lol ;)Things I want to learnHow to shoot a gun(hopefully without causing bodily injury from the kickback lol)How to change a tire(that way,I won't have to harass someone else to do it)How to repel(that looks like a lot of fun)How to hypmotize someone(I can cause so much trouble with this ;)Oh and I just recently became a nonsmoker(quit smoking as of September 17th,***Those of you interested in becoming a nonsmoker...pick up the book "the easy way to stop smoking"..its worth it and makes a lot of sense. doesnt matter what we do as long as we get along and enjoy ourselves.Its not ur surroundings that matter,its the people

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-36

    Hi! My name is Lilholler. I am never married lds caucasian woman without kids from Woodland Park, Colorado, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Who am I? I’ I love to dream, love to dance, love to laugh, and have fun. I love romance, and stories about falling in love, holding hands, and being silly and laughing a lot. I love simplicity, farmers market flowers, labrador retriever puppies, gold hoop earrings, shopping malls, and painted toe nails. I would love to learn about the things that you love and what makes you the man that you are. I love the adventure and strength in men and am excited to be on a great adventure with the man of my dreams. I am particularly fond of the way that muscles look inside the strong arms of a confident, sexy, good man. I know exactly what I want, and I will know when I find it. :) Something fun and simple.

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  • Kenisha from Woodland Park | Woman | 40 years old | Libra
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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    If you have a picture of yourself with an animal you killed don't bother. I find it kind of weird to think of killing as a fun past time. I like to be out doors, I love animals. I like to read and I have a quirky sense of humor. I am interested in men who like to be goofy and have fun too. I tend to communicate in movie one liners so, if you don't like funny movies you might be confused at my random outburst. I watch every scary movie that comes out. I like a lot of different music but I mainly listen to alternative rock like on 98.9 or ***the end.I try to be environmentally freindly. I think it's environmentally irresponsible to have a crap load of kids. I believe in humane treatment of our food. (Cows ,not carrots.) I probably should have held some of that back but ,why play games? Lay it all out there. I would like to go doorbell ditching , or roll down a hill. Normal first date kind of stuff.

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