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Laureen, 37
United States, Colorado, Westminster

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About Me

Reasons you should date me:I'm a nurseI promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm I'll let you push me on the swings I always put the cap back on the toothpaste I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect themI'll wait for you even if you're late I'll lick the envelope for you I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking I know CPR My sons hung the moon & starsI won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties You love my dorkiness When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up I quote The Big LebowskiI suck at strip poker I'm finishing Grad school this yearI'll hold your coffee for you when you're driving I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-*t if I break a nail I've got cookies I don't chew tobacco or spitI take a shower every day I promise to draw a penis on your face when you pass out drunkIll kick your butt at guitar heroI own my home and pay my own billsI like it when you pull my hair I'll take care of you when you're sick I'll make fun of you I'll flash you in the store when no one's aroundI can give a kick ass back rub I don't care that you go out with the boys I don't eat crackers in bed I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard I can't stand Wal MartI don't care what music we listen to in the car When you wash the dishes it turns me on I have a big butt and huge boobs and I am proud of it My heart will jump every time you walk through the door I'll save everything you ever give me I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingI've got secret tattoos & piercings My kisses will take your breath away I promise to try to put snow down the back of your pantsI don't care if you leave your socks on I like to skinny--workersI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch I'll help you find your keys I don't stop and ask for directions either We can watch your movie first I don't need batteries I eat red meat I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes I'll always have smooth legs I like it when my hair gets messed up I used to be able to put my feet behind my neckI don't want to get married any time soon I like horror movies I smell pretty goodI don't litter I don't have any neck tattoosFlowers will get you laid every timeWhen I can I give to charity I can be ready in 30 minutes or less (ok not really)I look both ways before I cross the street I never look directly into the sun I'll look cute in your T--shirts I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time I have a gigantic TVI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theaterI'm really good at making lists After reading this far you've already got too much time invested - might as well e-mail me. Dollar menu.... Something together and fun... where we can learn about each other

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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