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Laureen, 37

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About Me

Reasons you should date me:I'm a nurseI promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm I'll let you push me on the swings I always put the cap back on the toothpaste I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect themI'll wait for you even if you're late I'll lick the envelope for you I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking I know CPR My sons hung the moon & starsI won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties You love my dorkiness When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up I quote The Big LebowskiI suck at strip poker I'm finishing Grad school this yearI'll hold your coffee for you when you're driving I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-*t if I break a nail I've got cookies I don't chew tobacco or spitI take a shower every day I promise to draw a penis on your face when you pass out drunkIll kick your butt at guitar heroI own my home and pay my own billsI like it when you pull my hair I'll take care of you when you're sick I'll make fun of you I'll flash you in the store when no one's aroundI can give a kick ass back rub I don't care that you go out with the boys I don't eat crackers in bed I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard I can't stand Wal MartI don't care what music we listen to in the car When you wash the dishes it turns me on I have a big butt and huge boobs and I am proud of it My heart will jump every time you walk through the door I'll save everything you ever give me I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingI've got secret tattoos & piercings My kisses will take your breath away I promise to try to put snow down the back of your pantsI don't care if you leave your socks on I like to skinny--workersI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch I'll help you find your keys I don't stop and ask for directions either We can watch your movie first I don't need batteries I eat red meat I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes I'll always have smooth legs I like it when my hair gets messed up I used to be able to put my feet behind my neckI don't want to get married any time soon I like horror movies I smell pretty goodI don't litter I don't have any neck tattoosFlowers will get you laid every timeWhen I can I give to charity I can be ready in 30 minutes or less (ok not really)I look both ways before I cross the street I never look directly into the sun I'll look cute in your T--shirts I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time I have a gigantic TVI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theaterI'm really good at making lists After reading this far you've already got too much time invested - might as well e-mail me. Dollar menu.... Something together and fun... where we can learn about each other

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Keturah

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    First of all, I am not sure how I feel about this site, but given that I have kids and not really into the bar scene these days I thought I would give this a shot!I consider myself to be a very goal-driven, confident, independent woman. I am caring, considerate and loyal. I am family oriented and love nothing more than to laugh! I am a mother of two...my daughter is 18, my son is 4, they are my world. With that being said, I'm looking for someone with similar qualities. I appreciate honest, funny and respectful people. I enjoy the company of someone that can hold a conversation. If you think that someone may be you, please message me, I would love to hear from you. I wish everyone the best of luck in finding the happiness they deserve! Whatever we mutually decide.

  • Jolanda

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I am fun loving person who likes to travel,hang out with friends.I listen mainly to country music but I also listen to other music.Looking for a long term relationship,want to settle down one day.Sick of the games and drama. To meet and get to know each other.

  • Imani

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    If you are looking for a "hook up girl" look somewhere else if not read on :) I am a little old fashion in that I feel the man should make the first move. If you think there might be a connection send me a message. Answer to a common question. "what do you like to cook?" I love to cook Sunday dinner. Two reasons. One the food is always great. Two the company is always better than the food. What I would I like to find...Someone who enjoys finding an adventure. ( that doesn't mean trying a new shot at the bar). But also can enjoy an evening at home Someone has fun with family (their's and hopefully mine one day). I am not a fancy girl so I don't need fancy things. I am a nice girl and I like nice things but no sugar daddy is needed. I would like to find someone who is comfortable with their self. Not afraid to go against the grain and will let me be me. I love to do things for my partner. Would like to find someone who likes to do small things for me. (like maybe opening a jar or killing a spider or flowers for no reason) Things that will make me say next...If someone doesn't realize "u" is a letter not a word. If they expect me to put them before my son. If they expect me to jump in bed with them before we are in a committed relationship. If they feel they should be they center of my world because we have had a single conversation. Top 10 Reasons Why I Would Be Your Best Girlfriend Ever:10. You will see me wearing sexy lingerie more than “comfortable” undies. 9. You won’t hear me nag and complain because I don’t sweat the small stuff. 8. You will be proud to have me on your arm when we go out in public and your friends will probably be envious. 7. You will never, ever compete with me. 6. You will be nicely surprised when I kiss you passionately at unexpected times and in unexpected places. 5. You will never see me roll my eyes at you when you say something because I will respect you. 4. You will see my smile far more often than my frown.3. You will find yourself thinking seriously about my observations on life and current events. 2. You won’t be holding my purse at the shoe store. You won’t even BE at the shoe store with me.1. You rarely, if ever, hear these awful words: “I’m not in the mood”. Open to see what we can come up with

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