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Laureen, 37

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About Me

Reasons you should date me:I'm a nurseI promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm I'll let you push me on the swings I always put the cap back on the toothpaste I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect themI'll wait for you even if you're late I'll lick the envelope for you I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking I know CPR My sons hung the moon & starsI won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties You love my dorkiness When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up I quote The Big LebowskiI suck at strip poker I'm finishing Grad school this yearI'll hold your coffee for you when you're driving I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-*t if I break a nail I've got cookies I don't chew tobacco or spitI take a shower every day I promise to draw a penis on your face when you pass out drunkIll kick your butt at guitar heroI own my home and pay my own billsI like it when you pull my hair I'll take care of you when you're sick I'll make fun of you I'll flash you in the store when no one's aroundI can give a kick ass back rub I don't care that you go out with the boys I don't eat crackers in bed I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard I can't stand Wal MartI don't care what music we listen to in the car When you wash the dishes it turns me on I have a big butt and huge boobs and I am proud of it My heart will jump every time you walk through the door I'll save everything you ever give me I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingI've got secret tattoos & piercings My kisses will take your breath away I promise to try to put snow down the back of your pantsI don't care if you leave your socks on I like to skinny--workersI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch I'll help you find your keys I don't stop and ask for directions either We can watch your movie first I don't need batteries I eat red meat I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes I'll always have smooth legs I like it when my hair gets messed up I used to be able to put my feet behind my neckI don't want to get married any time soon I like horror movies I smell pretty goodI don't litter I don't have any neck tattoosFlowers will get you laid every timeWhen I can I give to charity I can be ready in 30 minutes or less (ok not really)I look both ways before I cross the street I never look directly into the sun I'll look cute in your T--shirts I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time I have a gigantic TVI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theaterI'm really good at making lists After reading this far you've already got too much time invested - might as well e-mail me. Dollar menu.... Something together and fun... where we can learn about each other

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Zelma

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Well here I am on a dating web site... with the same hopes as most - to find someone cool. We'll see. I like sushi, red wine, the beach, rollercoasters, 90s alternative music, Modern Family, Tori Amos, going to the movies, laughing, talking, Cold Play, playing board games, playing some video games, traveling, sleeping, hiking, spending time with friends &/ or family, riding horses, teaching, learning, being a mom ... I teach math. It may not sound interesting but teaching is always interesting! No two days, or even two hours are the same. Kids are unique and amazing, mine included. I have one son. He is a really great kid! lucky for him - he attends the school i teach at. Sometimes I am the most embarassing thing on earth to him, while other times I'm his lifesaver at school.I have to admit that I have done the on-line dating thing before, but not on this site. I have met some good guys and some guys who were definately not good for me. I think so much of finding the right relationship depends on timing. Maybe this time will be right for me. A first date, for me should be one with an opportunity to talk and get to know each other. It can take place just about anywhere. Dinner is nice. Lunch or coffee is okay. I prefer a glass of wine or a beer to be honest. It makes the situation a little more comfortable. Although, too much drinking is probably not a good idea on a first date either.

  • Georgene

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm easy going and down to earth, usually laughing or joking around, but I have a serious/intellectual side in certain contexts as well. I like to do an array of different things including just laughing and chilling with good people, dining at great restaurants in town, travelling and day trips, comedy shows, love the ocean, Fenway Park, seeing a band at a local bar, mma, reading, working out, etc etc, and of course luv to just stay in and relax. People should bring out the best in each other :)...In sum I guess old school values rock, lol.Won't reply unless one has at least a few recent pics posted, no exceptions (like 3, not just one), b/c this is odd enough so helps to at least have an idea of who one's talking to, I posted mine :) If you can't take or have a few pics then why join an internet dating site, lol...and I don't reply to the no shirt or self-take mirror pics etc. Course a few *** first but not looking for endless *** isn't a hobby for me, not into sitting in front of the computer, I like actual real life, and seems like people on dating sites are just addicted to ***, lol)..and I don't check the "I want to meet you" thing so if you send me something through there vs. sending me a message I won't see it.Seems as if a lot of people on here say it's because they're busy w/work or sick of the bars, and in many cases I'm sure that's the case. But in a lot of other cases it seems as if it's because they have issues and don't even have the capability of being in a relationship, so they like to *** fill that void with false intimacy. It seems like these people also know this about themselves, and I'm not on here for a hobby or to serial date for the heck of it so please don't *** you're one of those people. To each his own but *** people who are on here for a hobby, sure there's plenty, lol. Ideally I'd def. like to be in a relationship, but it doesn't need to be complicated just see how it goes, we might click or we might not, no big deal if we don't, but how great if we do :)Take care and all the best!! :)

  • Sherika

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    make this short-- simple & sweet***i am 39 not getting any younger & tired of all the bull sh*t& drama. there soooo has to be someone out there that is ready to grow up,be in a relationship,be honest no matter what the situation is!!!!,willing to eventually love & be loved as well as care and be cared for.. i enjoy camping,fishing, i love the out doors although the cold does GET TO ME.; i still cant get use to the snow & cold.. but i deal with it!!!! =-) at first....yes i can be quiet but once ya get to know me hhaaaaaa it all comeas out...never judge me by your past relationships, i am my own person.. just cause maybe it was her fault or just plain rotten--worthless "does not mean i am rotten & "worthless"!!!! no two are the same!!!! i am perfectly imperfect***YEEEAAAAHH!!!! 3 LOL 3 that goes for everyone!!!! =-) so i love to go out--once in a while i like to go to the bar,throw some drinks back,talk,have fun ((not into dancing)) lol SOOOORRY!!!! JUST NOOOOT!!!! SO DONT BOTHER ASKING,CAUSE IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN ((AT ALL)) THANKS!!!! there's only one place i'll get down lol lol =-) also when i am with someone (( i am with that 1 & 1 only)) i am a cuddle cling on type a person..love to also have alone time with the one i am with,, love to cuddle--snuggle!!!! but then also EVERYONE has to have there own space--i know i do,dont mean while i am having my own space & time i am not thinking of you***cause i sure the hell am to** =***=-) yeppers okie dokie time to cut this i shall add more latter-- so with that being said ***if your serious-- i am also*** =-P Whatever just not the movies, can't very well get to know someone in the movies.

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