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Sweetestsweezy
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
Hi! My name is Sweetestsweezy. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Westminster, Colorado, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Laureen
Online
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Reasons you should date me:I'm a nurseI promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm I'll let you push me on the swings I always put the cap back on the toothpaste I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect themI'll wait for you even if you're late I'll lick the envelope for you I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking I know CPR My sons hung the moon & starsI won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties You love my dorkiness When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up I quote The Big LebowskiI suck at strip poker I'm finishing Grad school this yearI'll hold your coffee for you when you're driving I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-*t if I break a nail I've got cookies I don't chew tobacco or spitI take a shower every day I promise to draw a penis on your face when you pass out drunkIll kick your butt at guitar heroI own my home and pay my own billsI like it when you pull my hair I'll take care of you when you're sick I'll make fun of you I'll flash you in the store when no one's aroundI can give a kick ass back rub I don't care that you go out with the boys I don't eat crackers in bed I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard I can't stand Wal MartI don't care what music we listen to in the car When you wash the dishes it turns me on I have a big butt and huge boobs and I am proud of it My heart will jump every time you walk through the door I'll save everything you ever give me I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingI've got secret tattoos & piercings My kisses will take your breath away I promise to try to put snow down the back of your pantsI don't care if you leave your socks on I like to skinny--workersI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch I'll help you find your keys I don't stop and ask for directions either We can watch your movie first I don't need batteries I eat red meat I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes I'll always have smooth legs I like it when my hair gets messed up I used to be able to put my feet behind my neckI don't want to get married any time soon I like horror movies I smell pretty goodI don't litter I don't have any neck tattoosFlowers will get you laid every timeWhen I can I give to charity I can be ready in 30 minutes or less (ok not really)I look both ways before I cross the street I never look directly into the sun I'll look cute in your T--shirts I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time I have a gigantic TVI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theaterI'm really good at making lists After reading this far you've already got too much time invested - might as well e-mail me. Dollar menu.... Something together and fun... where we can learn about each other
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Courtney
Online
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
****************Look.. here's the deal.. if you are interested in me... read the profile.. if you don't bother to read my profile.. then don't bother to chat with me or respond... It makes it hard to date. I'm looking for that intelligent man that can handle a conversation without being an ass, who loves a challenge and has a backbone. ********************I'm a 39 year young female that prefers the finer things in life. I am educated and career minded- looking for friendship. I am successful in my profession.. and expect the same.. I just want to be able to carry on a stimulating conversation. I have degrees in business and computer information systems. I was involved in a long distance relationship that totally bit me... so I think you understand.. I am truly not looking for something serious - but what will be, will be.. My interests include all types of music, poetry (Anne Sexton and Maya Angelou are among my favorites), art, dancing, dinner, and even darts. I tend to be quite creative with arts and crafts. I paint (oil and water colors) as well as write poetry.Some things I feel need to be clarified. I love a great conversation. I am opinionated - and if you take the time to message me - I actually expect some type of content. Hi is a two letter word.. and leaves me drawing a blank on personality. I am personable. I believe in openness. I have two kids***and 20. If you are looking for long term and want kids - I am not it. I am independent but I'm looking for friendship - not to step off into a serious relationship. I am not looking for someone clingy - but a gentleman that can treat a lady right. Age isn't really important to me but maturity is. I have a wild side- but I'm not into casual sex. I love motorcycle riding. Outdoors are fine - depending on the weather and who I'm with. I know how to shoot (damn fine shot) and I can skin a deer or fish. It doesn't mean that is my entire idea of a great time. I'm looking for someone to go to the movies with, maybe have drinks with, or go to wineries, museums, dancing. These are the types of activities I am looking to enjoy with someone. I am tattooed - I don't have a problem with ink. I am disease and drug free aside from the occasional drink. I am looking for someone who is articulate - I enjoy witty conversation and someone who challenges the mind.Please UNDERSTAND.." I just want a great friendship between a gentleman and lady that they can go out and have a great time.. and it doesn't have to involve SEX.. it involves.. enjoyment of life. It doesn't mean sex is out- but it means that happens after sparks fly. I believe in letting nature take it's course. This doesn't mean I'm opposed to one, it means that you can't be in any type of relationship without friendship being first. ***************KEYWORD: STEVE JOBS as your title line******************* A winery would be a great first date- or perhaps a picnic. It doesn't need to be an expensive place, but I would love to be able to carry on a conversation- and about more than one topic.