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Laureen
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Reasons you should date me:I'm a nurseI promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm I'll let you push me on the swings I always put the cap back on the toothpaste I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect themI'll wait for you even if you're late I'll lick the envelope for you I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking I know CPR My sons hung the moon & starsI won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties You love my dorkiness When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up I quote The Big LebowskiI suck at strip poker I'm finishing Grad school this yearI'll hold your coffee for you when you're driving I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-*t if I break a nail I've got cookies I don't chew tobacco or spitI take a shower every day I promise to draw a penis on your face when you pass out drunkIll kick your butt at guitar heroI own my home and pay my own billsI like it when you pull my hair I'll take care of you when you're sick I'll make fun of you I'll flash you in the store when no one's aroundI can give a kick ass back rub I don't care that you go out with the boys I don't eat crackers in bed I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard I can't stand Wal MartI don't care what music we listen to in the car When you wash the dishes it turns me on I have a big butt and huge boobs and I am proud of it My heart will jump every time you walk through the door I'll save everything you ever give me I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingI've got secret tattoos & piercings My kisses will take your breath away I promise to try to put snow down the back of your pantsI don't care if you leave your socks on I like to skinny--workersI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch I'll help you find your keys I don't stop and ask for directions either We can watch your movie first I don't need batteries I eat red meat I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes I'll always have smooth legs I like it when my hair gets messed up I used to be able to put my feet behind my neckI don't want to get married any time soon I like horror movies I smell pretty goodI don't litter I don't have any neck tattoosFlowers will get you laid every timeWhen I can I give to charity I can be ready in 30 minutes or less (ok not really)I look both ways before I cross the street I never look directly into the sun I'll look cute in your T--shirts I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time I have a gigantic TVI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theaterI'm really good at making lists After reading this far you've already got too much time invested - might as well e-mail me. Dollar menu.... Something together and fun... where we can learn about each other
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Emelina
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I love to work, go camping, horseback riding and anything outside. I love spending time with my kids and my family. Looking for a fun hard working man that knows what he wants in life. I am the type of person who always up for a good time. just not into headgames or drama or BS!!! I always strive to get what i want in life, just looking for someone to share it with.and by the way if all your into is a booty call, im not your girl, so you better be honest as i will with you. open minded, coffee, movie, riding around talking on old dirt roads. just about anything
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Nannette
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Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Please I really know what I am looking for.. This is why I want you to write to me and be able to have a convo... do not cheat at this and do not act like this is a chore!!!Look how much I like to write!!! I need someone who is TALL!!! I am 5'9 and have HEELS on my feet most of the time!!!and sorry but I am not a fan of people who do not take care of themselves... I do not want someone who is over weight!!! I love go to the river to swim, drink beer( If I had my prefrence it would be good dark beer), watch football ( college or pro), cook, (I am a wonderful gormet cook but I love to be cooked for too! My friends love to come over to my house for the food and good times. This is something that I had as a child Lots of friends and family around all the time.) shop ( But I HATE to pay full price for things. I can shop till I drop as long as I can put my bags away!) , ( Love trivia of all kind I am so full of usuless jeperody knowledge and I love to spurt it out when ever the time allowes.) skiing ( I grew up on a lake and was water skiing by the time I was 5. I was skiikng in ski shows by the time I was 9. I also agree that some of the most romantic nights are when there is snow on the ground... walking down the street, having the snow in your hair and having it glisten on your eye lashes under the street lights!) I love to dancing all night long (even though I am not a very good dancer... listening to Eric Clapton while making dinner and being swepted off my feet and being told that I am beautiful while dancing to Running on Faith.... ), drinking cheep wine, ( I love to make white sangrea and sipping on it in the sun by the pool) laying in bed and watching tv,( My friends have been knowen to come over just to do this with me!) run the dog, I love to watch the sun come up and also the sun set! , read gossip mags( I know that this is silly but I think that this is my ONE vice, I cant give it up but I am better at it now! I was spending $70 a month on them I do not buy them any more just read everyone elses!) and to garden.... i love good food and good friends so if those two things are there i have a good time....love to find new places to swim in the winter...and to get cool in the summer...I look for new things to do even if it is just for the day.... love to explore!! I have too many favorite things...Food -anything good I can saver good food and make dinner an event!Color- pink, I know it is suck a girllie thing but LOVE it!!!,Thing to do-love to play in the rain Place to shop- Target I think I could spent the rest of my life shopping here if I only had one place to shop for the rest of my life!I listen to all kinds of music I am truly a child of music.... if you look in to what i like you will have a heart attack and die..... it is everything from 14th century chamber music to polka.... anything that combines dancing and beer you got to love it!!!!... oh cant forget about camp songs..do your ears hang low???.. linger... I love to go to plays, love law and order, steelers football, act like a dork, car dance,run the dogs hang out in the woods this is hard.... She drinks beer because it tastes good & knows when to be classy & drink something more sophisticated. They don't have a funny accent, they just speak a different language. She's stylish, sweet & never trashy. She's smart, loves her family & friends. You can take her to the game or to the mall. Well I think that I may be bruised, but I will never be broken!!! I'm not that interested in what people think of me, or how people judge me. That has nothing to do with me. I am super blessed with an amazing family and the best friends a girl could ask for! My family is a huge part of my life . I crave mental stimulation and enlightenment. I enjoy being challenged, solving puzzles and problems. I like being made to think, to be given new things to think about, and to learn new things. I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken, and the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own!!! I like to think of myself as a faithful person. I think it is easy to have faith in people and in things when times are easy. It is when you pray and hope for something to work out and it doesn't. Then you question yourself, what are you doing wrong that is preventing this? I guess that is the test of faith. To have true faith is to be able to withstand the test of time, to trust that God has it all laid out. Perhaps what you WANT may not be what is right for you, in your life. Perhaps there is another answer, or path. Obviously everyone wants to be successful, but I want so much more than that! I want to be looked back on as being very innovative, very trusted and ethical, and ultimately making a BIG difference in the world. I think a woman should always carry herself with class and integrity. Life is to amazing to just waste away on something that hurts you and those around you. I am extemely allergic to- manipulators/liars/cheaters/posers/***holes/sluts/homewreckers/and just anyone in general with no compassion for people! Im a free spirit, determined, and strong. Im not hard to please, I laugh at everything, and I love looking at the stars! I am a great believer in luck, and I find that the harder I work, the more I have it."- As of right now, I dont have a plan...I just want to do the next good thing for me. Well I an just a girl... from a small town...that is just a boring as can be!!!! and if you believe that i am sure that i can find you some land to buy!!!! can you tell that I love sales I can get people to buy anything....I have a great son that is what my life revolves around... anything that he wants is his!!!! I also have the best friends in the world.... would not trade them for the world... well.... i should say most of them.... the DRAMA kills me....I have been called a hoity toity northern ****.... but I do not thinkthat I am.... you decide!!!!