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CorinneOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I spent most of my life a long term relationship, so I find dating baffling. I am educated, traveled and looking to meet someone interesting. I love all sorts of music, painting, writing (obviously) and generally anything creative.A few guidelines:1) If your *** looks something like, "Hey how r u doin' bb?", I'm probably not going to respond.2) If you are old enough to be my dad, I'm probably not going to respond.3) If I am old enough to be your mom, I'm probably not going to respond.4) If you've sent me several *** I've not responded, I'm probably not going to respond.5) If you are posing with a gun or roadkill in your photos,--Seriously?--I'm probably not going to respond.6) If you have lost articles of clothing in your pictures, go look for them rather than a response from me.7) If you are married,you're a douche! If you say seperated, I think does your wife know?--It's still married. Don't expect a response.8) "Hey, how are you?"--I'm fine, thanks.9) "What do you write?"--Unless you are a literary agent or publisher, I'm not posting my resume.***If I were a child I might like your pixelated roses,teddy bears or ice cream, do you understand now why they are just disturbing to me? Do I really have to say, I'm not responding to them?If your *** of the above and can make me laugh or think, God bless you.
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OzieOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Above all, I enjoy synergistic belly laughter with family and friends. With a zeal for life and an insatiable attraction to the great outdoors, I love road trips, camping and traveling to lands far away. I love ALL things A-L-A-S-K-A-N. I enjoyed an amazing childhood in the wilds of The Last Frontier.k.a. just down the creek from the Palins). I love the notion of living in a tree house along the ocean...maybe someday. :) I'm nearly always up for hiking, trying new ethnic foods and cultural experiences, fishing, camping and local theater and artistic impressions, a day on the water, or a run in the rain...or a stroll on the beach at sunset. I thoroughly enjoy spending time with my grandparents' generation and mentoring teenagers and young adults. I like cooking for and entertaining friends. Last year, I jumped at the opportunity to return to college and pursue a degree in nursing, something that is a very innate part of who I am. I feel blessed by the life I've been given, I'm tremendously grateful for the experiences I've had, appreciate the lessons I've learned during trying times and look forward to the unknown adventures that await! P.s. Jesus is my favorite super hero. Here's why~ He's a simple man. Who performed miracles. Like healing blind people and turning water to wine (HELLO, He's got me right here!!!) He even taught us to love our neighbors and that it's not our place to judge hookers and lepers. If this concerns you, run for your life! ;) If not, proceed with caution to the nearest exit. First date ideas? How about a bike ride, a run or roller- The charming picturesque 'ol towns of St. Live theater and small local music venues are usually a hit. Sometimes, it's nice to 'play tourists' for the day in the Twin Cities doing a couple of things that you normally only would do when out-of-town company visits. Also, there are great coffee shops and art galleries in Uptown to peruse through, geocaching (modern day pirate/treasure hunting) or even a community service project of mutual interest are a few final fun ideas...anything and anyplace that provides a fun backdrop that allows for conversation to freely flow and connections to build...just no obnoxiously loud bars for a get-to-know-you kind of date, please :)
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OraliaOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
So I'm going to leave my original profile below. I've decided to actually make a list of things I'm looking for in a man. This way it helps me be up front, and those who may be reading this. I'm going to add to it as I have time. Here it goes:1) Be kid friendly. It's ok if you don't have any, don't want any in the future, but acceptance of my child and the schedule that comes with is key. And no, I'm not looking for a replacement daddy. He's in the picture and it's drama free.2) Please be * at least * 6' 0" tall. I'm 5'10" and I occasionally like to wear heels. I enjoy a tall man. 3) Have a job, a car, and goals in life. Be self sufficient. A place to live is also a plus.4) A great sense of humor with a smile that reaches your eyes. 5) Take care of yourself. Shower, brush your teeth, care about how you dress. Yes, it had to be said. Also, I enjoy a man who likes to workout. 6) Sex. I need a man with a sexual appetite, and a good - no EXCELLENT performance & stamina. Must be willing to explore.... And no I'm not easy, but truth be told that's important to a relationship, is it not??7) Like nights out at the bar (even a low key dive) just us or with friends.8) Like sporting events, but not obsessive about it. I LOVE Red Wings hockey. I very much enjoy Tigers games also.- Go Blue!9) Be affectionate, verbally & physically. Not mushy and dramatic. Can't say I'd mind a little PDA. Not sure haven't had much experience. At the end of the day, I just want to know there's someone out there that actually gives a sh*t about me...and maybe wants to hold my hand.***Love movies! Yes, I can quote a fair few, lol! I like going to the cinema or just snuggling up at home.***Like Mexican food, pizza & let me bake for you! Otherwise I want to eat it so I just don't ;***A man that doesn't need a princess. As much as I love heels, gimme my Nike's and I'm a happy girl.***Someone who has their ego in check. Self confidence is attractive, but big headed know it alls are definitely NOT - and I don't care how hot you are.***I love a man with good hair that I can play with. ***A little bit of chivalry goes a long way. So do manners. Once again, sad it has to be said. **Just a quick update: If you're gonna message me about threesomes, orgasmic massages, and/or other things that are completely creepy on their own and/or from a stranger, save us both time and FIND SOMEONE ELSE! Dammit people! In the words of Ron Burgundy, STAY CLASSY!!**Ok, here it goes... I'm a really easy going, fun loving person...Geez how many profiles start out that way? Lol But honestly I love to laugh and spend time with my friends, wings games, tigers games, movies, I do like to work out when I can, and love to try new things. At first I can come off as shy and quiet, but anyone who knows me knows that is definately not the case! I just have to feel comfortable enough to let someone pull me out of my shell... I am a cancer after all :) I'm looking to meet someone with a great a sense of humor, and knows what they want. I don't have time for drama or games. Unless its board games. Then maybe... Because I'm a full time mom to a special needs child (who is absolutely my heart and soul), and have a part time job, I don't get much free time. When I do, I want to spend it with people who can appreciate how important my free time is to me. I understand that my life is anything but typical. Sometimes life takes you places you never thought you'd go. I know most will read about my child, and say NEXT! That's ok. It's going to take an open minded person to take me on, and I wouldn't have it any other way. If you've made it this far, I'd love to hear from you. Don't send just a "hi." Lets have a real conversation, and hopefully some laughs. Most importantly, just be yourself...and honest. I am.