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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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SkuylerOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I enjoy spending time with my kids I am working on my degree for homicide detective! Go out to eat talk to get to know each other
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TameikaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I just want to try to meet some new people. I love to laugh, try new things, have a good time, go out, stay in, see good movies, go to museums, be with my dog, read, go camping, and more. If you are looking for one night stands, look somewhere else. I hope this doesn't sound mean but please don't message me if your profile pictures are of you with your shirt off. That just seriously turns me off. I'm looking for someone to spend time with. It may even just turn out to be friends. Ultimately, yes, I'd like to find someone to possibly spend my life with. I really would enjoy taking care of someone... That sounds super corny, but it's true. I'd love to have someone come home at night that I could cook for, etc. If that sounds good to you, write me back! I would prefer a "quick" first date; public place... coffee maybe, or lunch.