SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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IzabellaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I am totally fun, a little wild, sometimes a little too opinionated, completely clumsy, laugh too loud, don't smile enough, fidget and laugh when nervous, laugh when I lie too, try any type of food at least once, take just about any dare, go to the movies by myself, love dogs and any animals really, will break dance at a wedding, will rent 5 movies at a time and then fall asleep 15 minutes into the first one, sing very loudly in my car, jump off anything, go anywhere, cry if I am happy, stressed, sad or really tired, talk for hours and then forget what I was talking about, listen to anyone and finally try online dating.....is that enough? Anything except the movies. That only comes after I don't like you anymore. LOL. JK.
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RachalOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I enjoy gardening, time at the ocean, and traveling when time permits. Seeking a hopeless romantic, who truly knows how to love his woman. Kind hearted, outgoing woman looking for an honest, commited equal in my life. Anything that makes each individual comfortable.