SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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EllenaOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Well, I can clearly see that this site has not changed much since I was last here. Some of the messages I get from some of you are very disrespectful! Yes I may be a beautiful woman but c'mon, at least have some respect for yourself because I laugh my a$$ off to even think you get anywhere with those lines.With that said, put your thinking cap back on even before you attempt to send me a message!!!!!On another note, I am very picky when it comes to someone I may be attracted to, so If I do not respond, don't take it as me being rude, its just my way of saying "I'm not interested" Sorry! I get many messages and to respond to them all would take me forever.But anyway, I am a pretty much down to earth kinda girl, so If you do spark my interest, I ask that honesty starts from the first conversation. I don't have time for games nor do I like them. I've been down that road many times and it is getting kinda old. I am a grown woman and very independent and expect to be treated that way! Last but not least....Good luck to you all on your fishing expedition!!!!!! 3 ??????
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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AleshaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Profiles all start to sound the same after awhile so I will try to keep this simple. I have a close family, I love to cook, I own my own power tools, I camp outside in a tent and I think it is important to pamper myself from time to time. My favorite things include my little black dress, live music, street fairs, funnel cake, laughing so hard that I start to cry, rainy Sundays on the couch, that high after a good workout, first kisses, red wine and great conversation. Things I hate: let start with all the unnecessary skin I see on this website. Really, guys, keep your #%$^ clothes on!! I am not going to base whether or not I want to talk / meet on how your abs (or your crotch) look in a photo. And if you are that shallow then I know that you are going just off of looks. Being attracted to each other is important, but it is the easy part, it is just DNA. Don't you want to get past that and find out if we have a connection? I know I do. I have never broken up with someone for looks, only for personality or incompatibility. How about you?I like to think I am smart, funny, compassionate, hard working and that I know how to unwind. My friends and my family come first, right up there with my significant other when I have one. I love my life. The only thing I want is someone that gets me, and adores me, that I can share it with. I have learned a few things from my online dating experience that will save us both a little time: - DO NOT *** A PHOTO. It is only fair. When you look at my pics, but you don't have any, it is kind of peeping-Tom-ish. - *** texts are great to get started, but I believe in real conversation, real dates and real chemistry. - It is not a date if you ask me out in a text message. - Don't send me naked (or semi-naked) photos, don't tell me I am hot or that I turn you on, and don't ask me what positions I like. If that is your idea of an icebreaker, I am not the girl for you. The first date should be low key and encourage conversation. It is not about what you do, it is about who you are with.