SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BrunomaitrehmbOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-38
Hi! My name is Brunomaitrehmb. I am widowed other mixed woman with kids from Rifle, Colorado, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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MargeryOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
!!!!!!!!REWARD IF FOUND!!!!!!!!LISTEN UP BOYS, SHE CAN BE IDENTIFIED BY THE FOLLOWING TRAITS:SHES FUNNY, PLAYFULL, OUTGOING, CREATIVE, PASSIONATE, AMBITIOUS AND COURAGIOUSWell now, have you ever watched someone thinking so hard on something that you could see the wheel o' turning but the hampster was dead? Not with this lady. Her ideas may wind up an adventure, bound and determined perhaps at an amusement park dragging home a ride just short of a roller coaster!(she's done that before - her neighbors are always wondering 'what next') She is playful like a kitten yet couragious like a lion. Her sense of humor and imagination combined brings on an adventure when a funny thought comes to her mind and she considers acting upon it. Shes been heard to say that she would love to just walk up to a flagman, grab his walkie talkie and sign and re-direct traffic to allow her car through. Only of course to throw the sign in the woods when shes done, brush her hands off and look at the flagman as she walks away. Those who heard her say this thought it was the expression she would receive from the flagman that had her so intrigued to do so one day. I think its just the laughter. She loves to make people laugh, then yet I dont know maybe shes just a little crazy. Just be careful out there on your search for this one, if she acts upon something like this it could get a little wild. SHES ATTRACTIVE, HAS A BEAUTIFUL SMILE, NO KIDS AND SHES AVAILABLENow I've known this lady for quite a while now and I have become a fan of her personality. I couldn't help but listen at a local pub when a man approached her and asked her "You have the most beautiful smile, how did you get your teeth so white?" Well, the little lady obviously didnt know anything better to say, with a smile but "toothpaste." I swear I could've seen her heart drop to the floor when the man smiled back at her and was missing some of his teeth while the others were bound to fall out at any moment. I thought I would just drop to the floor as I watched her face when that man smiled. You see, sometimes humor just follows the little lady. I could tell it made her feel SO bad, she worried that he may have thought she was being a smart ass by saying "toothpaste", but she wasn't. Let me tell you now thats a warm hearted woman. You wouldn't catch this lady saying a bad thing about anyone, unless of course they deserved it and if they did, believe me buddy, they gonna know it. Yes sir, but we will talk about that another time.SHES SENSUAL, HONEST, LOYAL, GENEROUS, CONFIDENT, DIGNIFIED AND INDEPENDANTNow I've know of this little lady a long time. Shes never been married but I guess you could say shes been through the steps of divorce at one time of her life and shes learned from it, atleast about judgements of character. She is loyal and committed to those she loves. Her confidence is evident upon entering a room. Between you and I, this little lady needs someone to look up to, someone to guide her along but not control her. You would have to be strong and of a some what independant nature. Now if shes what you're looking for on your search, well than good luck on your adventure son. HER PERSONALITY WILL BE YOUR REWARD. Be mighty careful, you could easily fall in love with this one. By the way if you do find her, tell her I said hello. Believe me, she will know who I am, just tell her I finally retired from the road crew. The tiring years of being a flagman are finally done. OK, now let me go over her INTERESTS to assist you with your search: CAMPING - You could find her with friends, family, sticks, marshmallows and drinksBOATING - Dont oversee her now. Shes been seen floating in a two man boat with numerous friends and drinksFISHING - More than likely you will find someone else with her to assist in putting the worm on the hookAMUSEMENT PARKS - Riding them damned ole roller coastersSHOOTING POOL ***or 9 ballSHOPPING - Yep, she likes thatCOOKOUTS -