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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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AllyciaOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I appreciate the need to think before acting, so a slow drama free environment is a must.I am mostly an indoor woman. I am learning to enjoy the outdoors more each day. My outdoor activites include walking, bike riding, and roller blading. I would like to meet someone to open my eyes to what I have been missing.I am looking for a man that is self sufficient, positive attitude, and fun to be with. I hope to find a man that is easy to be with, where it is natural, and I can feel comfortable being myself. I find I am attracted to a variety of men. Each person has different qualities to offer. My initial preference is to taller larger body sized men. I like it when you cuddle up next to someone and they make you feel safe, like I don't have to fight the world myself at that particular time.I would prefer a man that does not have younger kids. My son is 18 years old now, I have made a lot of sacrifices so that he has a stable life but I am looking forward to the next adventure for myself. I am not a speed freak but I have found that riding motorcycles is very liberating. i do not currently own one but plan to get another in May ***.
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YoulandaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I love being outdoors, camping and bon fires, riding on the back of a motorcycle, any kind of music except rap. I am an easygoing person, friendly, loves kids but don't have any of my own, I love to laugh and I can laugh at myself, what I want out of life is to finish school. I am almost there after next week I will only have 26 classes left. Find my best friend and have a nice happy live.Update I am in the process of shutting down my daycare and starting what my family calls a "real job" lol. So the next couple of weeks real be very busy. As I am working third shift at a factory and doing daycare during the day. What I am not looking for is a one night stand or a male version if a barfly. To go somewhere and talk