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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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ShariceOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I love country music, but enjoy all music. I have not seen any of the latest movies and miss going. My 3 year old son takes up alot of my time, he is my world!! I love being a kid again and showing my son all this world has to offer. We go\do something fun and interesting every other weekend when i have him. I have not read many books lately. I am looking to get out of the house for a bit with some good company to have some fun. My job takes up a lot of my time also, but i work hard so i can play hard. Smart guys turn me on. I have a zest for life and noone to share it with. First dates are always difficult. But just some drinks/coffee and good conversation would be a great way to start.
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KenleyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
First an foremost I'm a mom. I enjoy watching my sons play sports . I enjoy football, baseball, hockey, softball, sprint cars, nascar, and a lot of other sports.. I like to go camping, hiking, on long walks, cookout, have bon fires In summer. I like movies of all types, bowling and all types of other things .. I have been hurt, used, an much more but I'm willing to try this and its been a long time since I have been able to put myself out there again.. Suppose it doesn't help when everyone you have met just uses you an drops you like a fly... I'm a good person, I have a great big heart and will give you my all .. I have a great personality I'm a bit shy but get to know me before you judge me. I'm much more then the outside and really if you can't be open to dating a bbw which I'm not huge then please don't reply only a real man can handle what I have to offer .... Surprise me .....