SIMILAR PEOPLE
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YannickOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
:Me, Jane: Creative, passionate, artistic, athletic looking for adventure and laughter. Come ride with me and leave your GPS at home. It's so much more fun when you don't know what's around the bend. Run wild by my side...If you can figure what ISEC is you earn a gold star! Passionate man who is not afraid to step up to the plate and swing and miss. If you are: Eye Candy, intelligent, sexy, sensual, spontaneous, affectionate, funny... come and knock on my door and say hello. I would love to meet you...Do you hear the theme song to Three's Company?Got to love those dots...Disclosure: Really 47 years young, 5' ***" tall and ***pounds light. Just believe that as an adult I should have the right to converse with other adults no matter what the age. Don't care for hypocritical dictators. Just a rule breaker... Does anyone remember laughter?...
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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ElbaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Tried this before but thought I would try it again. Listen to pop music and usually spend my free time at the football field with my son. Open book anything you want to know just ask.