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Ninfa, 39
United States, Colorado, Rifle

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About Me

My main hobby WAS comedy. I used to do amatuer stand up and was constantly writing jokes. I am on a hiatus now because my job keeps me exhausted. I work at a school for the blind. I love what I do. The comedy thing was always a dream but things changed when I realized that I don't want to be famous. I would not like to live that life. I hated high school and I hate judgmental people even though we are all a bit judgemental, I hate being judged by what I wear or my haircut. Women who gossip and talk about makeup, recipes, reality TV and shoes all day make me frustrated. I would love to talk about UFOs and why we exist. I have many dreams. One random one is to become a mechanic and open an all girls mechanic shop. I'm a unique person, some say weird but I just hate being a sheep. I live life my own way.Although I am on this sight and want to feel what it is liked to be adored again, I do not want someone who has to be by my side all the time. I aliek my personal time. I was a latch key kid and although I have friends EVERYWHERE and I know quite a bit of people, I like my alone time and do a lot of things by myself by choice and because it has always been that way. I like my own company. I make mysefl laugh. if you don't like silliness, well this wont work. I like silly. I am silly. Hobbies are always such a weird thing to taslk about because I'll do anything that I can afford. My bucket list has always had skydyving on it. I have enjoyed paint ball, skiing , canoeing, camping, traveling, I'm not a perfect body girl but I used to run 5 times a week. I have since taken a break from it due to exhaustion but I love to run. I hike up a mountain by my house on weekends. But want a buddy to go with. If you send me an *** don't respond, don't be hurt. I am either being lazy or found one thing in your profile that makes us VERY incompatible. I'm not picky but I am a handful and although they can be sexy, men who were in the army, navy, esp marines....don't mix well with me. I'm too liberal and anti-war. I can't date some one that doesnt laugh at me. And shy people give me anxiety.I'm a professional coke mule and rain maker. If you think I'm serious about that, you're not my type.I hate describing myself because I think most people on here stretch the truth and leave out stuff I want to know. Ive been described by others as funny, sweet, sexy, cute, silly, understanding, easy to talk to, tenacious, intelligent, neurotic and kooky.I love facial hair on men and I HATE HATE HATE people who don't smile a lot or who have no pics on here with smiles. I LOVE to laugh as much as possible and I crack myself up most of the time.I also like to be hugged but I play tough girl a lot even though I'm a big mushy romantic. BUT I am not into men who are over the top, in your face romantic from the get go. . I love a good talk where you are so focused on the other person that clowns and Xmen could be dancing around you and you would not even notice.You must be funny, educated and a good conversationalist.Do you people even read profiles?Just because I have done stand up comedy for years dont start telling me jokes and try to be funny. It is a HUGE turn off when people try to out funny me on a date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Does anyone else ever feel like they are window shopping on here? Or how about this friggin thing where all of a sudden I have to package myself up all pretty and neat? Funny thing is, it is never the package that really matters in the end, it is always what is inside. But, then again I am trying to attract men and you are motivated by visual stimulation. So I do know better, and first impressions count...I guess I blew that but it's all good. With that notion aside, here you go.I find a healthy sense of humor and cleverness attractive and is just as important to me as loyalty and trust...honestly it's a major turn on for me. Some of things that I am into are trying new foods, going to the beach, or any natural setting that is beautiful. I like to stay active both physically and mentally. I love to laugh but really who doesn't? There are a few disclaimers you should be aware of before you contact me: First, I will tell you the truth, the bare bones version with no sugar coating. Men claim to want someone "real" and to tell it like it is, I will do just that (of course I will try to say it nicely, I'm not a demon or anything) I do expect the same from you in return, and I prefer if you are direct in dealing with me. Besides, life is too short for me to sit around and try to guess how you are feeling, just tell me and we can deal with it. Second, do not contact me if you have no clue how to use proper grammar, please do not waste my time. Yes I sound ****y, and maybe you are correct, I probably am. But I have learned that I need to have intelligent conversation in order to be turned on, yes physically turned on. There will be no chemistry if I cannot relate to you intellectually. Therefore, if you are one of those men who is going to start hitting on me with lines such as "yo, your hot" or "waz up mamma" move on to the next girl. You do not have to be perfect, no one is, but please have and use your brain.Third, I have a little girl who is my universe, she comes first and foremost in my life, and always will. I am looking to date, I am looking to fall in love, if you are not looking for the same let us not waste each others time. Please do not contact me if you are married and still with your spouse or soon to be ex-spouse. I write this because if you are married and have not at least filed for divorce or have separated to a point where you are not living together, chances are you will not be ready for a relationship. I had this happen already, and yes I got hurt. In any event, if you contact me and I feel it out that you are married and looking for a little "something on the side" I will drop you immediately. This is your warning. I am looking for my lobster, anyone who watched the show Friends knows what I mean. If you are on the same page as I am, I meant it I love to laugh, I have a warped sense of humor and I am ok with that. I hope you are too. Something else, I love good beer, almost as much as good coffee. Good coffee is awesome, a possible vice for life in my case. If all of this is too much for you, well, sorry and happy fishing, just be careful, the waters are rough out there. Something quiet and casual.

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I am very passionate about being a great mother, good friend and daughter. I think we all create our own future and stronlgy believe in carma/karma :) Do unto others as you'd have done to you. I believe in God and the wonderful things he can teach our children (our future) through His word. I believe in honesty and true friends for life. Oh and a great glass of wine :)

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

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