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My main hobby WAS comedy. I used to do amatuer stand up and was constantly writing jokes. I am on a hiatus now because my job keeps me exhausted. I work at a school for the blind. I love what I do. The comedy thing was always a dream but things changed when I realized that I don't want to be famous. I would not like to live that life. I hated high school and I hate judgmental people even though we are all a bit judgemental, I hate being judged by what I wear or my haircut. Women who gossip and talk about makeup, recipes, reality TV and shoes all day make me frustrated. I would love to talk about UFOs and why we exist. I have many dreams. One random one is to become a mechanic and open an all girls mechanic shop. I'm a unique person, some say weird but I just hate being a sheep. I live life my own way.Although I am on this sight and want to feel what it is liked to be adored again, I do not want someone who has to be by my side all the time. I aliek my personal time. I was a latch key kid and although I have friends EVERYWHERE and I know quite a bit of people, I like my alone time and do a lot of things by myself by choice and because it has always been that way. I like my own company. I make mysefl laugh. if you don't like silliness, well this wont work. I like silly. I am silly. Hobbies are always such a weird thing to taslk about because I'll do anything that I can afford. My bucket list has always had skydyving on it. I have enjoyed paint ball, skiing , canoeing, camping, traveling, I'm not a perfect body girl but I used to run 5 times a week. I have since taken a break from it due to exhaustion but I love to run. I hike up a mountain by my house on weekends. But want a buddy to go with. If you send me an *** don't respond, don't be hurt. I am either being lazy or found one thing in your profile that makes us VERY incompatible. I'm not picky but I am a handful and although they can be sexy, men who were in the army, navy, esp marines....don't mix well with me. I'm too liberal and anti-war. I can't date some one that doesnt laugh at me. And shy people give me anxiety.I'm a professional coke mule and rain maker. If you think I'm serious about that, you're not my type.I hate describing myself because I think most people on here stretch the truth and leave out stuff I want to know. Ive been described by others as funny, sweet, sexy, cute, silly, understanding, easy to talk to, tenacious, intelligent, neurotic and kooky.I love facial hair on men and I HATE HATE HATE people who don't smile a lot or who have no pics on here with smiles. I LOVE to laugh as much as possible and I crack myself up most of the time.I also like to be hugged but I play tough girl a lot even though I'm a big mushy romantic. BUT I am not into men who are over the top, in your face romantic from the get go. . I love a good talk where you are so focused on the other person that clowns and Xmen could be dancing around you and you would not even notice.You must be funny, educated and a good conversationalist.Do you people even read profiles?Just because I have done stand up comedy for years dont start telling me jokes and try to be funny. It is a HUGE turn off when people try to out funny me on a date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Mica

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    ... I have lived in many countries and have just relocated back to my home town.I love cooking a romantic meal at home as well a fun night on the town.. lots more to tell you so please say hi if you want to know more... remember worst case we make a new friend?? Im open to any suggestions on this... As long as its not the cinema !!:)

  • Cassi

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    ***The chat feature doesn't work. If you want to talk you will have to send a message***A few things I have learned on here so far....If you only have pictures of you with your shirt off, if you have some sort of hand sign thrown up in a picture, or if you have "hit me back" or "holla" somewhere in your profile... chances are we are NOT going to be a match... Update.... I was hoping I would never have to do this in my profile but there are some things that people are apparently missing when looking at my profile.. so I feel the need to put them here right at the top.. 1- I know my profile is VERY long, but please don't send me a message unless you have read all of it..The information I have in here is in here for a reason.. I am not trying to waste your time.. Just the opposite actually.. I am trying to let you get a good sense of who I am so you will know if you want to send me a message or not.2- Alot of people seem to miss my body type is listed as BBW.. I hate the term BBW, but that is all they give me to work with..lol. .. If you are not attracted to big women, I take no offense to that.. As it states later on in my profile (if you make it that far), I know I am not for everyone and everyone isn't for me.. We all have things we are attracted to.. So just click off my profile and no harm done :***I am sorry, but I do not date black men.. Just my preference, no disrespect intended at all... ***If you send me a message and just say "Hi".. I will assume you didn't read my profile and probably not respond.. Ok, now that is done... If I haven't scared you away yet, here is the original profile text..Well where do I start.. I have tried meetville before and met some nice people, some of whom are still friends of mine to this day... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for! (If you are now singing that U2 song in your head, don't worry, so am I ;) )It is pretty simple really.. I am a good woman who just wants a good man.. That's not asking for too much, right? I have a full time job, my own place, vehicle, independence, blah blah blah..lol I am the kind of person that lets cars in during heavy traffic, sings in the car (yes, even when other people are in the car with me), never meets a stranger, and talks to people in check out lines. I have been called everything from the life of the party to a homebody depending on the situation. I am quick witted and some say sarcastic but whatever you want to call it, I will make you laugh (and not at the expense of someone else's feelings). I don't get offended easily and my mind can wander into the gutter as quick as anyone else's.. I am a very open minded and affectionate person and I would like someone who is the same. I know what I am hoping to find here and I am serious about finding it. That being said, I am not saying I am looking to jump right into something serious or monopolize all of your time. I want to start slow and see where things go..I am however looking for someone that has the time available to get to know each other. If you are only going to be available once a month I am not the woman for you. I am looking for one man that finds me as interesting and attractive as I find him. If I am lucky enough to meet someone on here who I feel a connection with, I can guarantee you that I will take the time to get to know you and see where it goes. I will not log in to meetville every other hour to see if something better has come along. I am looking for someone to eventually share my life with. So if you are not really looking for a relationship, just want to play games, or just looking for a one night stand, please pass me by! Also, I do not date black men..no disrespect, just my preference.. Music wise I listen to classic rock and the groups I grew up listening to.... I like current music as well but don't listen to much of it..I am a nerd... I love sci-fi.. My favorite movie is Dune (brownie points if you know anything about it or have even heard of it before!)... Some of my other favorites are: LOTR, Time Bandits, The Princess Bride, anything Star Trek or Star Wars.. hopefully you are getting the idea by now ;) I unfortunately haven't had the chance to see The Hobbit yet, but I have a feeling it will quickly be added to my favorites list once I do!My parents are deceased so I don't have much family. What family I do have, I love dearly and would do anything for. I have three kids; a 10 year old son and twin daughters who just turned 3 on Christmas Day.. Oh, this has come up a few times recently with people I have talked to on here. When I put I do not want more children, I only put that because I can't have anymore myself. I am totally fine dating someone that already has kids and honestly think it would be easier because they would understand the challenges of being a single parent.A little about my appearance to make sure there is NO confusion..(because apparently some people are confused) I am 5'9", curvy, NOT skinny AT ALL.. I am an 18 on top and a 22 on the bottom. Also, please keep in mind that I do have makeup on in these pictures.. I don't think anyone is going to post a picture of what they look like rolling out of bed first thing in the morning...lol I am a t-shirt, jeans, pony tail and little to no makeup type of woman alot of the time.. Oh, and I know it is hard to tell in my pictures, but I am fairly pale and have freckles :).. I get a lot of *** what my "type" is.. Well I really don't have a set type.. I have dated everything from suit and tie professionals all the way to musicians sleeved out in tattoos... As far as the purely physical attributes, I would say that I tend to be attracted to tall men, clean shaven is always nice.. I also am a sucker for bald men, dimples, or blue eyes. These are just preferences and not by any means must haves! :)I know I am not for everyone and everyone isn't for me. However, if you are reading this and you can relate to anything I have said, please send me a messsage.. I would love to hear from you! But if you do take the time to message me, PLEASE say something other than Hi... Let me know somehow you have read my profile.. Everything in my profile is in here because I feel it is stuff you should know.. I don't want to waste your time or mine :).. Thank you!!Good luck to everyone in finding what they are looking for.Kristen Nothing fancy required.. I would be happy with anything where we can get to know each other. I have done the dinner / movie thing, I have met for drinks, I have done the meet a park and walk around and talk, pretty much all of the standard first dates.. and the truth is, I have found that it doesn't really matter what we do on a first date.. If you like the person, you have a great time regardless!! Maybe an activity would be fun though.. something like bowling, or shooting pool (I am horrible at both but really enjoy them..haha) Maybe if it is that time of year, watching a football game, Roll Tide!!!

  • Fidelia

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I can be alittle bit goofy and I love to make people laugh. Spending time with my friends is important to me. I get to do what I love for a living and enjoy waking up and going to work at a place that makes me proud. I like to get out and experience new things. Exploring in the woods, walks with someone I care about, a concert just about anything outside. I'm not much into sports but I do watch basketball occasionally. Skydiving would be a blast. I like all kinds of music. My favorite songs are sung in the car with the windows down on a sunny afternoon road trip. I am looking for someone that can make me laugh and that likes to experience new things as well. You have to be open-minded and I like someone that can carry on an intelligent conversation. Someone that can make me think. Someone that will wrap his arms around me and shut out the world. Outdoors free concert, drinks, picnic.. somewhere that we can talk. A first date should be short and sweet so we can decide if we want to get to know each other better.

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