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Amiee, 37
United States, Colorado, Rifle

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About Me

Does anyone else ever feel like they are window shopping on here? Or how about this friggin thing where all of a sudden I have to package myself up all pretty and neat? Funny thing is, it is never the package that really matters in the end, it is always what is inside. But, then again I am trying to attract men and you are motivated by visual stimulation. So I do know better, and first impressions count...I guess I blew that but it's all good. With that notion aside, here you go.I find a healthy sense of humor and cleverness attractive and is just as important to me as loyalty and trust...honestly it's a major turn on for me. Some of things that I am into are trying new foods, going to the beach, or any natural setting that is beautiful. I like to stay active both physically and mentally. I love to laugh but really who doesn't? There are a few disclaimers you should be aware of before you contact me: First, I will tell you the truth, the bare bones version with no sugar coating. Men claim to want someone "real" and to tell it like it is, I will do just that (of course I will try to say it nicely, I'm not a demon or anything) I do expect the same from you in return, and I prefer if you are direct in dealing with me. Besides, life is too short for me to sit around and try to guess how you are feeling, just tell me and we can deal with it. Second, do not contact me if you have no clue how to use proper grammar, please do not waste my time. Yes I sound ****y, and maybe you are correct, I probably am. But I have learned that I need to have intelligent conversation in order to be turned on, yes physically turned on. There will be no chemistry if I cannot relate to you intellectually. Therefore, if you are one of those men who is going to start hitting on me with lines such as "yo, your hot" or "waz up mamma" move on to the next girl. You do not have to be perfect, no one is, but please have and use your brain.Third, I have a little girl who is my universe, she comes first and foremost in my life, and always will. I am looking to date, I am looking to fall in love, if you are not looking for the same let us not waste each others time. Please do not contact me if you are married and still with your spouse or soon to be ex-spouse. I write this because if you are married and have not at least filed for divorce or have separated to a point where you are not living together, chances are you will not be ready for a relationship. I had this happen already, and yes I got hurt. In any event, if you contact me and I feel it out that you are married and looking for a little "something on the side" I will drop you immediately. This is your warning. I am looking for my lobster, anyone who watched the show Friends knows what I mean. If you are on the same page as I am, I meant it I love to laugh, I have a warped sense of humor and I am ok with that. I hope you are too. Something else, I love good beer, almost as much as good coffee. Good coffee is awesome, a possible vice for life in my case. If all of this is too much for you, well, sorry and happy fishing, just be careful, the waters are rough out there. Something quiet and casual.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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