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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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LyndaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I'm gonna give this another shot. I met someone on here a couple years ago that turned out to be a liar so after ending that relationship and being single for 2 years im ready to try and find love once again....i like to go boating,fishing or just enjoy the water and the sun. I like to golf and the range when I need to blow off steam. I like all music but metal. I also like working around the house and fix stuff up. I have a good heart. I hate liars as I am a honest girl.I want to have someone to talk to after a long day at work someone to cuddle and watch a movie with someone to tell me good night and good morning, someone to kiss and to hug me when I see them or when I am feeling down. I have 2 kids they are 18and 13 i also have a red nose pit bull and a blue nose pit who is my youngest lol.I have owned my own home since ***..I have some tattoos & piercings but they aren't anything outrageous.I quit smoking in January but am addicted to the e-cigs. I hate the smell of cigs now and will never smoke them again.I have been building up my new business for a couple years now.I am into makin $ and have trimmed trees ,cleaned houses, and played realtor for extra cash my clients love & trust me to help them with their houses while they are being snow birds . I am a go getter.....i love to cook . I belive that if you have communication, trust, and passion then you have a good relationship.Anything else you would like to know just ask... It doesent matter as long as we have time to talk and get to know each other.
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YoulandaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I love being outdoors, camping and bon fires, riding on the back of a motorcycle, any kind of music except rap. I am an easygoing person, friendly, loves kids but don't have any of my own, I love to laugh and I can laugh at myself, what I want out of life is to finish school. I am almost there after next week I will only have 26 classes left. Find my best friend and have a nice happy live.Update I am in the process of shutting down my daycare and starting what my family calls a "real job" lol. So the next couple of weeks real be very busy. As I am working third shift at a factory and doing daycare during the day. What I am not looking for is a one night stand or a male version if a barfly. To go somewhere and talk