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Jasmin, 37
United States, Colorado, Parker

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About Me

Crib notes for the lazy - I'm looking for a ***ish years my age, cute and intelligent guy in the Lower Mainland only (the soul of an innocent puppy gets sent to hell every time you transgress these rules - save a puppy [yes, I don't believe in hell either, but do you really want to take the chance?]). I'll respond to a "hi" too if interested (but I am looking for someone I like talking to, so I'm hoping the hi isn't representative of your conversation skills).For the bored and/or the conscientious... I have a sense of humour like the Sahara Desert (...it's *dry*), an easy-going attitude, love to laugh, am playful and can be a bit sarcastic. Yes, I'm fun, but I'm actually really nice, and responsible too. Love my family too - they're pretty cool. Give me an excuse to dress up and I'll say when. Just as happy to wear your t-shirt and be zen like a vegetable (I promise not to steal it). Variety is swanky, and I'm pretty much the kind of girl that fits in anywhere. Pub, club, gallery, arena, climbing hall - I can hold my own. These are nice-to-haves, not necessarily must-haves... You could be...someone warm and affectionate who has a sense of humour even when things go south. Someone who wants to share lazy days/fun evenings/stormy nights/adventurous days with, travel with and enjoy life with. Someone who's well-educated is pretty important (I say educated because I need someone who can think critically and logically - I need someone I can discuss ideas with and not just how our day was)...someone with depth. Intelligence is about the sexiest thing going. And if you're considerate and a killer kisser too, I'm 80% sold. The last 20% is attraction and chemistry - damn those pheromones. That's when the meeting part of all this becomes interesting - let's not prolong the agony.Oh, and you're not looking for anything serious?? Fantastic - the girl below me would be perfect for you - good luck. TL;DR I'm kinda cool. Looking for a guy who is kinda interesting. Low key/low pressure to start is always good. You can impress the pants off me later.... But seriously, if we click, it won't matter where we are or what we're doing.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Watching TV Adult Comedy Bowling Tennis Computer Games
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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

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    Adalyn

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I'm a 39 year old single mom with two great boys ages 15 and 17. They will ALWAYS come first!! I enjoy traveling, quiet nights at home with that special someone and being around friends and family. I'm interested in someone who knows how to be friends first then SLOWLY fall into something more permanent. I absolutely DETEST cheaters and liars so if that's in your plan please move on. I'm not perfect...God didn't make anybody that way. I have my pitfalls and my scars but the right person will take those as part of who I am without question. I'm way too old for games and drama so please leave that at home. Other than that I'm a pretty laid back gal who is a hopeless romantic.If you click maybe or yes to meet me the send me a message ya might learn something interesting....lolI'm not here for casual sex so please don't waste my time or yours. I want the REAL thing....a GENTLEMAN...somebody that knows how to treat a lady.

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    Madonna

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

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