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Jasmin, 37
United States, Colorado, Parker

Offline, last seen Tue, 13 May 2025 10:23:05

About Me

Crib notes for the lazy - I'm looking for a ***ish years my age, cute and intelligent guy in the Lower Mainland only (the soul of an innocent puppy gets sent to hell every time you transgress these rules - save a puppy [yes, I don't believe in hell either, but do you really want to take the chance?]). I'll respond to a "hi" too if interested (but I am looking for someone I like talking to, so I'm hoping the hi isn't representative of your conversation skills).For the bored and/or the conscientious... I have a sense of humour like the Sahara Desert (...it's *dry*), an easy-going attitude, love to laugh, am playful and can be a bit sarcastic. Yes, I'm fun, but I'm actually really nice, and responsible too. Love my family too - they're pretty cool. Give me an excuse to dress up and I'll say when. Just as happy to wear your t-shirt and be zen like a vegetable (I promise not to steal it). Variety is swanky, and I'm pretty much the kind of girl that fits in anywhere. Pub, club, gallery, arena, climbing hall - I can hold my own. These are nice-to-haves, not necessarily must-haves... You could be...someone warm and affectionate who has a sense of humour even when things go south. Someone who wants to share lazy days/fun evenings/stormy nights/adventurous days with, travel with and enjoy life with. Someone who's well-educated is pretty important (I say educated because I need someone who can think critically and logically - I need someone I can discuss ideas with and not just how our day was)...someone with depth. Intelligence is about the sexiest thing going. And if you're considerate and a killer kisser too, I'm 80% sold. The last 20% is attraction and chemistry - damn those pheromones. That's when the meeting part of all this becomes interesting - let's not prolong the agony.Oh, and you're not looking for anything serious?? Fantastic - the girl below me would be perfect for you - good luck. TL;DR I'm kinda cool. Looking for a guy who is kinda interesting. Low key/low pressure to start is always good. You can impress the pants off me later.... But seriously, if we click, it won't matter where we are or what we're doing.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Watching TV Adult Comedy Bowling Tennis Computer Games
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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    OK...I was on this site in the past, and can't say I was too impressed. Sure a lot of you feel the same..lol. I am one of the few, at least I hope there are more like me out there, who actually do not enjoy playing games and hiding behind my computer. I want to get out and meet someone at least halfway "sane" and do things..get outside, go for a drive, a hike, out to eat, movies etc. I hear of success stories, yet am kind of hoping I will end up one myself :)I like to take care of myself..and NO this does not mean I am "high maintenance" lol..Oh well, I guess that's for the guy that messages me and has guts to find out..haha. I like to joke, but know when to be serious. I love animals, and hate people who are cruel to them. I swear I like animals more than people. I love a guy that can make me laugh, and has a very strong sense of who he is..confidence is a must.FYI to some of the guys on this site, don't bs about your height, if you have hair, or your age. It's not like you can really keep that from someone so why bother?? I'm sure women are guilty of this as well! No pics wearing beaters, or shirts off in front of the mirror..clearly screams DBag. I like to call this a first meeting, not a first date. If the company is right, and everything is going smoothly, a coffee could lead to dinner..We all know how awkward dates can be, so why put any sort of pressure on it? :) Simple is the way to go..then it feels better for both parties.

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

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  • Galina from Parker | Woman | 36 years old | Cancer
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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    somewhat new in town... it is definitely time to broaden my circle.!sooooooo, evenings of hanging out, drinks, just chilling, trying out a new restaurant, a movie or whatever we come up with would suit me just fine.. and we'll see where we take it from there.So if you have a healthy dose of curiosity for everything and anything, a sense of humor and have mastered the ability to communicate, feel free to *** haven't responded to your ***, it's because I don't believe we're a good match and I wouldn't want to waste any of your time.P.S. going for coffee is not a date....... But it's definitely not a date.

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