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Linnette, 39
United States, Colorado, Parker

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seriously how many times do I have to change my profile because of crazy freaks on here. It may seem long but if you would take time to read it, it would save us all time. 1. U must hot have pics in ur undies in your profile (thats weird) 2. you must not be a convicted felon or a drug addict. 3. If you yell and punch things when angry...message the next girl. 4. If you dont shower.. just gross. 5. No i dont want to sleep with you AND/or your wife. 5b. NO I do not and can not come over to your house tonight (that is dangerous and not what I am looking for. 5C Since half of you ask such stupid questions, no I do not want to be hit, slapped, whipped, or choked during any kind of intimate moment ever. (Where do you guys come from, try a different dating sight... but am hurrying. PATIENCE young grasshoper...patience... good things come to those who wait right???? :) i will be there end of oct to look at jobs and a place :) i would like to go into this new chapter of my life feeling like i know someone, and perhaps in the process something great will be found.;meant to be" and am hoping there is a person meant for me there as well. i am spontaneous and silly, yet love to have deep conversations when the situation calls for it. i want someone i can have fun swimming with sharks, or simply doing nothing at all. love has burnt me once or twice, but i want to find that silly, crazy, trusting side of myself again...the one who can dive into someones arms and knock them onto the floor simply because i havent seen them since breakfast. i want to surprise and be surprised :) i adore animals and would like to find the same in a partner. my favorite 2 smells are the ocean and horses (dunno what thats about). i love working out, traveling, watching basketball and tennis, and adventure. i want someone who takes pride in them selves, but not to the point that it gets in the way of life. i like someone motivated with goals, but i want family and love to be the #1 goal. i am tired of finding someone who likes the "idea of me". i am a free spirit who can very much take care of myself. i do not want someone to "take care of me" but it would be nice to take care of eachother. ive realized over the years my list of "must haves" that the most important of all is laughter, and ofcourse honesty. i want to let my guard down and see whats in store... is it you? lets find out. if the most i find is a good friend then it shall be worth it!! the center of my world is a 16 yo sidekick (also known as my son) :)so basically i want a man with the goals of a minivan driver, the personality of a race car driver, the intelligence of a hybrid, and the sense of humor of the mystery machine. (k its late and i have no idea where that came from) gotta throw a yacht in there too somewhere haha. and my disclaimer is: u snore like a bear and YOU ARE OUT. snuggling is a MUST so if u fall asleep and rollover you will find a foot up your butt. and manners are a huge turn on :) i probably should mention i am a bit picky, but il save that til date 3 or so... :) and please realize this is a process, and this website is full of some... stranger fish... so understand when i do not give you my #. And don't accuse me of not being a real person. If I was fake I would have went WAY taller, way younger and with way better hair . sky diving??? scuba diving?? stargazing?? picnic? quiet dinner and conversation??? im up for anything!!!!!!!! wait no coffee dates - thats lame :-) partial skinny dipping?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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