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Philippa, 36
United States, Colorado, Monument

Offline, last seen Fri, 16 Jan 2026 18:19:15

About Me

Let’s see…I’m looking for a man with loads of cash to support my shopping fetish. Unfortunately, what looks I have are fading fast, so a bit of work may be required. SO, more money will be needed to provide the work that needs to be done. Think Extreme Makeover.I don’t drink a lot, but I’m not very responsible and I’m slightly insane… 2 steps away from the loony bin (maybe 1). I have 2 kids that are very demanding and throw tantrums at inappropriate times.I can hold down a steady job, but I prefer to pretend to work for obscene sums of money. Work ethic = I show up, they pay me. I'm very good at pretending to work - have it down to fine art. I CAN cook (some things) but would prefer to employ staff, or a man for this ordinary task. I would be more than happy to supervise. I’m pretty good at that :)I like to have my way, so hopefully the man I seek is the doormat type who does everything I say. I have a tendency towards bossiness.Oh, I am a stalker, so I must be told daily how much I’m adored. Psycho losers with issues and no money need not apply.If you read through all of this, and you are laughing...mission accomplished…

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    This seems quite odd and uncomfortable! Asking me to describe myself, what makes me unique?! ****** Before you read the rest of this; please answer the following questions: Are you married? Are you looking for a one night stand? Are you looking for a booty call? Are you looking for Ms. Right now? Are you prone to rush into something and then turn and run? Have you ever been told you are a deviant? If you answered yes to any of these questions, please quit reading now!!!! If you answered no to ALL of the questions then you are not a mean psychopath, please proceed...Well; we are all unique and have special qualities that exemplify who we are.Let's give this a shot and see what happens!My ultimate goal is to finish my Ph.D while I'm still young enough to enjoy it, while balancing life with living, meaning realizing that each day is only 24 hours and once it is gone it cannot be recaptured. Life should be about laughter, a lot of laughter, and new adventures that make for memories without regret! As humans we seek a witness to our life and want to be a witness in someone else's life. Chivalry shouldn't be saved for fairy tales, dancing barefoot in the kitchen while cooking dinner shouldn't be a myth and your best friend should be the person you look at every night before closing your eyes. I would prefer honesty from the beginning, if you know you're not always going to always be sweet and a gentleman, don't start off that way and then change! Don't let the heels and pearls fool you! I am just as comfortable in jeans and boots sitting around a campfire after a day on the lake as I am dressing up ... I'm a tomboy that cleans up well. I will dance to anything but prefer country music. I absolutely have to dance when I hear a good song, even if I just wiggle in my chair!!I am happiest when I am surrounded by, or doing things for, the ones I love and care about. Spontaneous BBQs on a sunny weekend, baking sweets and treats for the people at work, or cooking a fabulous dinner with a glass of wine as we laugh about what once seemed tragic earlier in the week, but is now comedic, these are the moments that matter! I cry at touching hallmark commercials but will scream at the TV over a bad call... A walking contradiction!If you have read all of this... Wow!!! So the Ambien didn't work for you either? You've invested so much time already... Go ahead and send a message- what's the worst that could happen?;That's my kind of night", yep.... Google it! That's the PERFECT date to me!

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I am very outgoing and love to entertain, have cookouts, play cards, throw corn hole, watch movies, read, and just hangout with friends. I love sports and used to play until my daughter started and now I no longer have the time to. I love animals and have a two cats and a dog that are very special to me. My daughter is thirteen going on eighteen (she thinks) but she means the world to me. I am a very giving and caring person and would love to meet new people to hang out with and have a good time. I love going on trips especially the beach. I listen to all kinds of music from country to soft rock, to beach music and oldies. I am very family oriented and very close to the ones around me.

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

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