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BunnyOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
***Update *******If you have pictures of yourself with handfuls of money, the answer is no.*If you wear your pants around your thighs with your underwear showing, the answer is no.*If you have a "grill", the answer is no.*If you're bedazzled in "Bling", the answer is no.*If you can't spend a nanosecond typing out the whole word, the answer is no.The aforementioned things drive me INSANE and are not attractive in any way, shape, or form.Feel free to continue reading now.My headline is lyrics from one of my favorite bands. I have boobs, hips, an ass and a not so flat stomach. If you're looking for a stick, move it along.I have kids, 5 of em, they are my pride and joy, and yes, they all have the same father.I will not be referred to as a "Baby Momma".I am educated, smart, and confident.I've had many people ask me why I'm single. The answer is easy: my significant other of 13 years decided that the female he met online playing a *** a better option and moved out while I was at a friends house for the weekend and I came home to an empty house.I don't judge on looks, but there should be at least some mutual attraction. You could be the hottest guy on the face of earth and be a total douche. You could also be an average guy and be a total sweetheart.Being clingy is a MAJOR turnoff.Being to aggressive is also a turnoff.Don't play head games with me, I will play better.I like to read.I believe in socialized healthcare, however, I do not believe in Obamacare.I am pro-choice.I like roses, red ones.I LOVE music! My music preferences range from "Oh my god you HAVE to hear this" to "I know, please don't judge me"I have a witty sense of humor, which at times can be quite sarcastic. If your feelings are easily hurt, I'm not what you're looking for.I am equally proud when she wears a pink tutu and a black tank top with skulls on it.I laugh at inappropriate things.Duct tape fixes everything.Feet are gross, except baby feet, because everything on a baby is cute. I like tattoos and piercings. I have multiple body piercings and 6 tattoos.I would like to explore the darker side of myself with the right person.I like to laugh.I am mischievous.I like to have fun.I am bratty.I love coffee.I like to shoot pool, even though I'm not good at it.I make a pretty mean bowl of cereal.I have a love/hate relationship with tequila.If you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I'll do it for you.I like to sing, although not necessarily well.I have bad breath when I wake up in the morning.I'm a nurse, I'm not easily offended.I've seen it, smelled it, changed it and been called it.I could tell you stories that would leave you in awe.I don't like it when people drive slow in the fast lane.I swear. A LOT. Don't judge.I am not a lover of sports. I could however overlook your love of sports.I love thunderstorms and playing in the rain.GRAMMAR COUNTS!! I will critique your message like an APA Nazi.I enjoy working out and being active.I am not a girly girl.My idea of camping involves a hotel room with a hot shower. I don't like "roughing" it.I like to fish, and yes, I can bait my own hook.Bucket list: skydiving, bungee jumping, visit Europe, buy a Harley and some fancy sports car that will not allow car seats.You will either love me or hate me. There is no middle ground.Flattery, ebonics and ghetto slang will get you nowhere with me.Starbucks and a slap on my ass *may* get you somewhere.Don't take life so seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.A few quotes/song lyrics that I like:"Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary"";"There's a very fine line between pleasure and pain. They are two sides of the same coin, one not existing without the other""It is not enough to conquer, one must know how to seduce"~;I always behave, just not necessarily well""I am feisty and non-compliant""It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure." ~Marquis de Sade"Every girl is a freak, it just takes the right guy to bring it out""Funny you're the broken one, but I'm the only one who needed saving""Ah, the night is callin'And it whispers to me softly, "Come and play"" Meh. I would prefer to avoid abandoned houses, dark alleys, ending up in a Hefty bag and anywhere else that may fall into the creepy category.
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JanellOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I read alot! Mostly Sifi and Fantasy. Though lately there's been alot of fanfiction off the internet. I literaly got a Kindle because I have no more room for anymore books.Someday I would like to own a house. Someday I would like to have kids. Someday I would like to have grandchildren. All of these things can happen someday. Also I want to write a book. I'm trying to work towards that one.I like working 3rd shift. I like having time to myself but I hate being alone. My sister is one of my 4 best friends. So is my Mom. My family is very important to me and I include even those friends who aren't actually related to me as family.There's alot so top 5 fav bands. My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy (I don't care if their on hiatise *sorry I can't spell for anything*), Panic! At the Disco, Noen Trees, and pretty much anyone on *** looking to be friends with someone before I get into a relationship.No matter what it says on those tests I really am a very shy person. But its a weird type of shy. I have no problem striking up strange conversations with random people I meet, because I don't care what they think of me because I will most likely never see that person again. So It doesn't matter. And I have no problems talking to my friends and family because I trust them. But talking to people I don't know but want to get to know and want to see again? Very Shy!!!!! So if I've actually worked up the currage to just say hi. If you're intrested please say something besides "Hi." back. Because if thats all you say I figure you're just not intrested but are to polite to not respond.We are all a little weird and life's a little weird,and when we find someone whose weirdness iscompatible with ours, we join up with them and fallin mutual weirdness and call it love.— Dr. Seuss I guess it's not very important. Book stores tend to have a coffee shop in them. The zoo you can talk in between the animal houses, there are several restrants or you can have a picnic, and it can be a short walk to a long walk depending on how intrested you are.
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JenineOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Fun, energetic, young at heart, like to stay busy, hard working, independent, patient, athletic, trustworthy, love the outdoors. I enjoy camping, bonfires in my backyard, like to run, bike and exercise, like being with people. No drama or head games.I participated in my first Triathlon and Duathlon this year. They were very hard work and a lot of training over the summer, but well worth it : )