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Bunny, 36
United States, Colorado, Monument

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About Me

***Update *******If you have pictures of yourself with handfuls of money, the answer is no.*If you wear your pants around your thighs with your underwear showing, the answer is no.*If you have a "grill", the answer is no.*If you're bedazzled in "Bling", the answer is no.*If you can't spend a nanosecond typing out the whole word, the answer is no.The aforementioned things drive me INSANE and are not attractive in any way, shape, or form.Feel free to continue reading now.My headline is lyrics from one of my favorite bands. I have boobs, hips, an ass and a not so flat stomach. If you're looking for a stick, move it along.I have kids, 5 of em, they are my pride and joy, and yes, they all have the same father.I will not be referred to as a "Baby Momma".I am educated, smart, and confident.I've had many people ask me why I'm single. The answer is easy: my significant other of 13 years decided that the female he met online playing a *** a better option and moved out while I was at a friends house for the weekend and I came home to an empty house.I don't judge on looks, but there should be at least some mutual attraction. You could be the hottest guy on the face of earth and be a total douche. You could also be an average guy and be a total sweetheart.Being clingy is a MAJOR turnoff.Being to aggressive is also a turnoff.Don't play head games with me, I will play better.I like to read.I believe in socialized healthcare, however, I do not believe in Obamacare.I am pro-choice.I like roses, red ones.I LOVE music! My music preferences range from "Oh my god you HAVE to hear this" to "I know, please don't judge me"I have a witty sense of humor, which at times can be quite sarcastic. If your feelings are easily hurt, I'm not what you're looking for.I am equally proud when she wears a pink tutu and a black tank top with skulls on it.I laugh at inappropriate things.Duct tape fixes everything.Feet are gross, except baby feet, because everything on a baby is cute. I like tattoos and piercings. I have multiple body piercings and 6 tattoos.I would like to explore the darker side of myself with the right person.I like to laugh.I am mischievous.I like to have fun.I am bratty.I love coffee.I like to shoot pool, even though I'm not good at it.I make a pretty mean bowl of cereal.I have a love/hate relationship with tequila.If you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I'll do it for you.I like to sing, although not necessarily well.I have bad breath when I wake up in the morning.I'm a nurse, I'm not easily offended.I've seen it, smelled it, changed it and been called it.I could tell you stories that would leave you in awe.I don't like it when people drive slow in the fast lane.I swear. A LOT. Don't judge.I am not a lover of sports. I could however overlook your love of sports.I love thunderstorms and playing in the rain.GRAMMAR COUNTS!! I will critique your message like an APA Nazi.I enjoy working out and being active.I am not a girly girl.My idea of camping involves a hotel room with a hot shower. I don't like "roughing" it.I like to fish, and yes, I can bait my own hook.Bucket list: skydiving, bungee jumping, visit Europe, buy a Harley and some fancy sports car that will not allow car seats.You will either love me or hate me. There is no middle ground.Flattery, ebonics and ghetto slang will get you nowhere with me.Starbucks and a slap on my ass *may* get you somewhere.Don't take life so seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.A few quotes/song lyrics that I like:"Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary"";"There's a very fine line between pleasure and pain. They are two sides of the same coin, one not existing without the other""It is not enough to conquer, one must know how to seduce"~;I always behave, just not necessarily well""I am feisty and non-compliant""It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure." ~Marquis de Sade"Every girl is a freak, it just takes the right guy to bring it out""Funny you're the broken one, but I'm the only one who needed saving""Ah, the night is callin'And it whispers to me softly, "Come and play"" Meh. I would prefer to avoid abandoned houses, dark alleys, ending up in a Hefty bag and anywhere else that may fall into the creepy category.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Punk French Indian Italian Turkish History Horror Sci-Fi Western Ice Hockey
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