SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MagdaleneOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
2 points for you if you read my whole profile! Lol. I'm a writer and always have lots to say. Also, this will give you a good glimpse into my world and who I am, designed to save us both a lot of time and trouble if we're really not compatible.I'm looking for someone who's like me:A little different...not perfect...just REAL....and honest...with a good heart...passion for life and adventure...compassionate...likes helping others...loving...affectionate... open-minded...who will travel the world with me and stay by my side in this crazy life...captivates me with his intelligence...and makes me laugh til I can't breathe!! :)I want to share the beautiful experience of life with someone who also values adventure, spontaneaity, laughing a lot, and long conversations. Someone who will lose sleep just talking all night. And jump on a plane in the middle of the night to anywhere with nothing but your wallet and call into work when you get there. And do something funny or unexpected just because. Someone who sometimes cares more about others than himself. Someone who isn't afraid to be a little different or a little crazy. Someone who's motivated and wants to make an impact in this world.***Sense-of-humor is a requirement because I LOVE LOVE LOVE to LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH!!! I say laughter is the medicine of life! I get bored easily so you gotta be funny, fun, and exciting enough for me. But it's gotta be the same sense-of-humor as mine - goofy and clever and quick and a little sarcastic and even dark at times. Even someone a little strange but grounded like me!I am very cerebral and am seeking the same. I have a deep passion for education and it is really important for my mate to have the same. I am soon returning to school for a PhD in Psychology. High intelligence and education is a MUST. I'm not stuck-up, I just know what I want and I crave intellectual stimulation.I love Jesus and He is my #1, so if you don't like that or understand it, please don't reply. I believe in helping others as much as possible while reaching your own goals. One day I plan to devote my life to just helping others -Besides God and my daughter, my biggest passions in life are traveling, performing, learning, writing, culture, and food - my favorite being Mexican!-diving over shark- I need a man who won't be afraid to keep up with me and willing to dive into new daring adventures! Honesty, compassion, strength, creativity, and energy are a few of my best attributes. I'm like Thai food: Sweet AND Spicy I'm usually not quiet or shy and like to "share my opinion". I'm very outspoken about what I believe in and not afraid to show it. I don't get embarrassed easily. I'm not always lady-like. I order the steak, not the salad. I'm working on my potty mouth.I love laying in bed with my ***Count cotton sheets and fluffy white down comforter.Being healthy and fit is important to me.Sometimes I like gazing at the ocean better than swimming in it.I love all types of music except for twany country and hard rap.The performing arts are a big part of my life...professionally and recreationally since I was 4. I recently acted in a couple local indie films. One day I would like to have my own dance studio.I'm addicted to "American Idol" and all the singing reality showsYes, I would be willing to go to a game with you once in a while if you like sports...especially basketball or hockey. I even like to play basketball. But your whole life can't be sports! Ya gotta like to read and appreciate finer things in life and like trying different restaurants and cultural experiences such as art, history, etc. But even tho I have classy tastes, I also like to venture into dive bars and sing karoke and crazy stuff like that.I love laying in bed with my man all day watching TV, ordering food, talking, laughing, and making love!I LOVE massages!I won't accept anything less than chivalry and respect, which seems sadly to be rare in today's society. I am really independent, but also love to be cared for. I'm not really materialistic, but love to be spoiled. But I think making each other happy should be mutual and equal and natural.Despite what a lot of you guys might think, I DO have time for a relationship with the right gentleman. I may be a single mom, but there's no daddy drama because he's not even in her life. There's room for two in my heart for the right one, but he must understand and respect that my Baby comes first, just as any child should.Everybody has a past. We all have baggage. Let's just leave it behind and start fresh!Lastly, I would like to get married and have another child, when the time is right, hopefully before I turn 50. Lol!!If you read this far, congratulations! Lol! You must be genuinely interested. Please don't respond just because you're lonely and think I'm pretty - we MUST be compatible! I hope I don't sound rude or intimidating - I just know what I want and why should we kid ourselves or waste time?PLEASE BE KIND AND CONSIDERATE. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! LOL DISCLAIMERS:I DON'T USE THE CHAT FEATURE...SORRYSadly superficiality is part of online dating, so as to be clear I must tell you: I'm NOT fat but I'm also not super skinny, so if you don't like real, valuptuous women, please move on! I am proportionate and healthy and like to work out and be active. I plan to move to a warmer climate one day so I can enjoy nature's beauty more and be more active outdoors.And I'm NOT just looking for a "nice simple guy"Nor just a roll in the hay!I want a good man who also likes to be badI will not respond to anyone with a scary or half-naked profile pic. Clean yourselves up and smile! Is that too much to ask? Why do so many guys wanna look mean or troubled or like a serial killer? Lol! Anything where we could get to know each other. Bingo anybody? Lol.
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BunnyOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
***Update *******If you have pictures of yourself with handfuls of money, the answer is no.*If you wear your pants around your thighs with your underwear showing, the answer is no.*If you have a "grill", the answer is no.*If you're bedazzled in "Bling", the answer is no.*If you can't spend a nanosecond typing out the whole word, the answer is no.The aforementioned things drive me INSANE and are not attractive in any way, shape, or form.Feel free to continue reading now.My headline is lyrics from one of my favorite bands. I have boobs, hips, an ass and a not so flat stomach. If you're looking for a stick, move it along.I have kids, 5 of em, they are my pride and joy, and yes, they all have the same father.I will not be referred to as a "Baby Momma".I am educated, smart, and confident.I've had many people ask me why I'm single. The answer is easy: my significant other of 13 years decided that the female he met online playing a *** a better option and moved out while I was at a friends house for the weekend and I came home to an empty house.I don't judge on looks, but there should be at least some mutual attraction. You could be the hottest guy on the face of earth and be a total douche. You could also be an average guy and be a total sweetheart.Being clingy is a MAJOR turnoff.Being to aggressive is also a turnoff.Don't play head games with me, I will play better.I like to read.I believe in socialized healthcare, however, I do not believe in Obamacare.I am pro-choice.I like roses, red ones.I LOVE music! My music preferences range from "Oh my god you HAVE to hear this" to "I know, please don't judge me"I have a witty sense of humor, which at times can be quite sarcastic. If your feelings are easily hurt, I'm not what you're looking for.I am equally proud when she wears a pink tutu and a black tank top with skulls on it.I laugh at inappropriate things.Duct tape fixes everything.Feet are gross, except baby feet, because everything on a baby is cute. I like tattoos and piercings. I have multiple body piercings and 6 tattoos.I would like to explore the darker side of myself with the right person.I like to laugh.I am mischievous.I like to have fun.I am bratty.I love coffee.I like to shoot pool, even though I'm not good at it.I make a pretty mean bowl of cereal.I have a love/hate relationship with tequila.If you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I'll do it for you.I like to sing, although not necessarily well.I have bad breath when I wake up in the morning.I'm a nurse, I'm not easily offended.I've seen it, smelled it, changed it and been called it.I could tell you stories that would leave you in awe.I don't like it when people drive slow in the fast lane.I swear. A LOT. Don't judge.I am not a lover of sports. I could however overlook your love of sports.I love thunderstorms and playing in the rain.GRAMMAR COUNTS!! I will critique your message like an APA Nazi.I enjoy working out and being active.I am not a girly girl.My idea of camping involves a hotel room with a hot shower. I don't like "roughing" it.I like to fish, and yes, I can bait my own hook.Bucket list: skydiving, bungee jumping, visit Europe, buy a Harley and some fancy sports car that will not allow car seats.You will either love me or hate me. There is no middle ground.Flattery, ebonics and ghetto slang will get you nowhere with me.Starbucks and a slap on my ass *may* get you somewhere.Don't take life so seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.A few quotes/song lyrics that I like:"Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary"";"There's a very fine line between pleasure and pain. They are two sides of the same coin, one not existing without the other""It is not enough to conquer, one must know how to seduce"~;I always behave, just not necessarily well""I am feisty and non-compliant""It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure." ~Marquis de Sade"Every girl is a freak, it just takes the right guy to bring it out""Funny you're the broken one, but I'm the only one who needed saving""Ah, the night is callin'And it whispers to me softly, "Come and play"" Meh. I would prefer to avoid abandoned houses, dark alleys, ending up in a Hefty bag and anywhere else that may fall into the creepy category.
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LajuanaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I live alone w my dog. I am open to any and all questions that you may have. Feel free to ask. I am simple and complex at the same time. Just take a chance if you are serious in wanting a true relaionship. Lets talk and see if we like each other with no pressure! I can elaborate on this when we talk. Hope to chat soon. I am currently not working due to circumstances... I don't want to go into detail on here but would have no problem explaining if we were talking. Say hey.to find out if there is any chemistry between us...UPDATE: BTW if you are currently married, currently separated or living with a female or attached to one in any way or if she thinks that you two are together then pls go to the nxt profile!!!! I am NOT into drama or games I am looking for something real and for someone that can handle a monogamous mature relationship that will last a lifetime!!