SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PhilippaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Let’s see…I’m looking for a man with loads of cash to support my shopping fetish. Unfortunately, what looks I have are fading fast, so a bit of work may be required. SO, more money will be needed to provide the work that needs to be done. Think Extreme Makeover.I don’t drink a lot, but I’m not very responsible and I’m slightly insane… 2 steps away from the loony bin (maybe 1). I have 2 kids that are very demanding and throw tantrums at inappropriate times.I can hold down a steady job, but I prefer to pretend to work for obscene sums of money. Work ethic = I show up, they pay me. I'm very good at pretending to work - have it down to fine art. I CAN cook (some things) but would prefer to employ staff, or a man for this ordinary task. I would be more than happy to supervise. I’m pretty good at that :)I like to have my way, so hopefully the man I seek is the doormat type who does everything I say. I have a tendency towards bossiness.Oh, I am a stalker, so I must be told daily how much I’m adored. Psycho losers with issues and no money need not apply.If you read through all of this, and you are laughing...mission accomplished…
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ShaylynOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I am born on the Virgo Libra cusp, I have a number of traits of each sign but, personally and the majority of my friends agree I have more Virgo traits then Libra. Look it all up…it might give you some insight.If you are with me you can expect someone who will listen as much as I talk will not judge and will not expect anything I wouldn’t give in return. I work hard, play hard and love life. If you are with me as a friend or any other way, I am always detail orientated, organized and ready for fun. I am the type of person who does not hold things in, I am not mysterious I tell it like it is. I don’t sugar coat things. I am straight forward and give everyone a clean slate. Be clear in not wanting a girly girl, I can dress to the nines(but, it is not my favorite thing to do) or hang out in my sweats either way I am down to earth. Plus in my line of work...well, it does nothing with high fashion and I despise shopping so I mostly go with what I have!! I have many reasons to be thankful to God for my blessings and am looking to add that someone special to that list. Depends on the weather and the time of day. I love to sit by the pool or head to the beach.
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AnjelicaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
This is where i show you what a cool chic i am huh...I love art and culture and knowing things. I am usually searching for my next thing if I'm not already working on it. He smells the cards as he shuffled them. He was clearly blind in at least one eye. There was trance music pounding behind and all around me. He said "You achieve a goal, then you immediately set a new goal and achieve again." I might have been in a place where that seemed profound at the time but I think you can tell by looking at me that I am driven. Maybe not. Maybe he really is a psychic.I have this strange obsession with the fibonacci sequence and spirals and prime numbers and the prime number spiral. If you're completely lost probably you can move on, if the math stuff is on the edge that's OK I'm used to being misunderstood. I'm not really all that great at math, I just like talking and learning about the theories.All that being said, here's the really important stuff. I work out daily or semi daily. I run- ive ran two half marathons and a Ragnar this year. I also have a BFA in dance performance and teach and take class regularly.I thought I'd throw in some more personality stuff in here...at the risk of sounding verbose and conceited. I can be both of those things but here's the good news-I'm also smart and confident. And funny...but sometimes when I read someone saying they're funny it negates the funny-ness. Is funny-ness a word you ask? Absolutely. How would you be reading it otherwise? Perception is reality my friend. Also if you don't have at least a bachelors degree or higher you'd better be really f'ing hot. That's a joke..I'm finally figuring out that the only way I can be really attracted is if the brain/wit/charm/body are all in alignment. In that order. Please do not message me if you just want to get into my pants without some clever mode of entry. "Hi how are you? Would you like to chat?" Is not gonna cut it. Please run up and punch me in the arm 5th grade play ground style.What do I want from you? I want you to like avocadoes. And really good music. I'm serious about both of those facts. Please have an open and willing mind about food and eating good food. I am perfectly happy having simple eggs and whatnot but I love making delicious come from what I happen to have in my kitchen. Sriracha is a must. Same thing goes for music. I like a little sriracha in my music. Yeah and the same thing goes for Christmas. (that was a Head by the Monkees reference and if you haven't seen it that's ok, just be willing to watch it and other awesome crazy pop culture stuff) Also I really love Christmas. I decorated my house this year even though I lived alone. And music. I will listen to yours but please know that I have good stuff too. I talk a lot. You have to be willing to put up with that. But I am smart (as much as it pains me to say it- if you're really so smart, you don't have to say so. But the online dating profile is the exception to this rule) and I think what I have to say is interesting. And I listen too. I really do. I have an exceptional memory. Its probably a curse. So know that too, I will always remember what you do.I would like you to fire on all 8 cylinders. I don't think that's asking too much. Looks, brains, humor, not necessarily in that order. I've had it before I can have it again. You're out there, I'm confident. Something that involves me enjoying my time with you. Or then it turns into a last date. Nobody wants that.