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Sheena, 38
United States, Colorado, Monument

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About Me

Biggest turn-on: literacy (not kidding!). /s (dunno if that made it bold, but it is THAT important)the offense quote's from a song, good sign if you know it... I actually accidentally offend at times (TBI), but all in all... probably still trueOK, new quotation, but can't disrespect CMFT by putting it on top of his.... Red M&M: "It hurts!! But I kinda like it... " ;)New revelation. They should make kids have audio text only (as long as they don't do it driving). It's like, enunciate or go insane. Might move us back up the spiral a little language-wise Added a ***pic (the one with 4 eyes). I fully admit I'm 38 yrs old & play with temporary tattoos. I have 6 real ones, but all discreet. Still haven't given up on my phd & a future prestigious career as a world reknowned brilliant neuropsychologist. (Course once my brilliance is established... I'll ink to my heart's content) :)I can msg on here fine from my phone. I have no reason to go straight to texting you. I'm not quick to give out my number. I'm kinda the nerdy type. If the closest you come to reading is the captions on pics in Maxim, you'd find me really annoying (& I'll avoid saying how I'd compare to the pics...). Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with a guy who occasionally thinks with his other head, just not *** that one. I actually don't care that he reads a lot either. Just that he CAN. And writes that way. Graduate degree means beyond a bachelors. It does not mean you graduated High School. Just lettin' some obviously confused guys know... in case they wanna change something on their profile. Dunno if this might avoid some time wasted, but if you like rap or R&B, we're really not compatible. If you're young enough to consider yourself "mature for your age", we're really not compatible. If you add ING without dropping the E we're REALLY not compatible. When someone says "I seen", "it was wrote", "it's broke" or "he/she don't", it makes my skin CRAWL. That seems obnoxious to some folks, but its my native language & hearing it butchered feels criminal. I'm 5'8 so if you're saying you're 5'7 (& I'm not really looking for vanilla, but I'd be willing to try it. Ideally, I'd like a loving sadist. If that describes you, PLEASE msg mefavorite quote. something like "we do not stop playing as we grow older,we grow older as we stop playing" I'm not sure I care about the first meeting. Just a chemistry test. What's interesting is if there's a second.

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  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    This is where i show you what a cool chic i am huh...I love art and culture and knowing things. I am usually searching for my next thing if I'm not already working on it. He smells the cards as he shuffled them. He was clearly blind in at least one eye. There was trance music pounding behind and all around me. He said "You achieve a goal, then you immediately set a new goal and achieve again." I might have been in a place where that seemed profound at the time but I think you can tell by looking at me that I am driven. Maybe not. Maybe he really is a psychic.I have this strange obsession with the fibonacci sequence and spirals and prime numbers and the prime number spiral. If you're completely lost probably you can move on, if the math stuff is on the edge that's OK I'm used to being misunderstood. I'm not really all that great at math, I just like talking and learning about the theories.All that being said, here's the really important stuff. I work out daily or semi daily. I run- ive ran two half marathons and a Ragnar this year. I also have a BFA in dance performance and teach and take class regularly.I thought I'd throw in some more personality stuff in here...at the risk of sounding verbose and conceited. I can be both of those things but here's the good news-I'm also smart and confident. And funny...but sometimes when I read someone saying they're funny it negates the funny-ness. Is funny-ness a word you ask? Absolutely. How would you be reading it otherwise? Perception is reality my friend. Also if you don't have at least a bachelors degree or higher you'd better be really f'ing hot. That's a joke..I'm finally figuring out that the only way I can be really attracted is if the brain/wit/charm/body are all in alignment. In that order. Please do not message me if you just want to get into my pants without some clever mode of entry. "Hi how are you? Would you like to chat?" Is not gonna cut it. Please run up and punch me in the arm 5th grade play ground style.What do I want from you? I want you to like avocadoes. And really good music. I'm serious about both of those facts. Please have an open and willing mind about food and eating good food. I am perfectly happy having simple eggs and whatnot but I love making delicious come from what I happen to have in my kitchen. Sriracha is a must. Same thing goes for music. I like a little sriracha in my music. Yeah and the same thing goes for Christmas. (that was a Head by the Monkees reference and if you haven't seen it that's ok, just be willing to watch it and other awesome crazy pop culture stuff) Also I really love Christmas. I decorated my house this year even though I lived alone. And music. I will listen to yours but please know that I have good stuff too. I talk a lot. You have to be willing to put up with that. But I am smart (as much as it pains me to say it- if you're really so smart, you don't have to say so. But the online dating profile is the exception to this rule) and I think what I have to say is interesting. And I listen too. I really do. I have an exceptional memory. Its probably a curse. So know that too, I will always remember what you do.I would like you to fire on all 8 cylinders. I don't think that's asking too much. Looks, brains, humor, not necessarily in that order. I've had it before I can have it again. You're out there, I'm confident. Something that involves me enjoying my time with you. Or then it turns into a last date. Nobody wants that.

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