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Luann, 39
United States, Colorado, Montrose

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Ok, time to update this profile...IF YOU ARE 20 ANYTHING ...DON'T BOTHER...THE OTHERS HAVE ALREADY RUINED IT FOR YOU.... NOT INTERESTED.For those of you that read or even attempt to read *** looking at the pictures:I have found there are not many guys on here that are serious about finding someone or even think about a relationship with so...Here's my list of what I like:HarleysA good mix of Good N Bad boys with Tattoos....NOT ***hole cheaters and Liars with Tatts Movies..all kinds...NO PornBoatsFishingComedyBonfiresFriends and FamilyTravelShoppingEnglish BulldogsLaughing until my face hurtsDancingMusic..love a great band or concertBeachesRoad TripsGiving back...VolunteeringSportslifting weightsanything on or near water..Drive in moviesGuys, yes Men only..sorry Ladies..while I am flattered that you wanna do nasty things to me..I tend to like Male parts not female parts...Please be taller than me. I am tall..almost 5'8". I will make an exception on the height thing is you have a super personality or an awesome smile...or a shaved head..=) If you wouldn't have the balls to approach me in public...then don't do it here. That way I don't have to spend hours sending *** "thanking you" for saying "Hi, How are you"..BORING! I would rather chew tin foil.If you think I am a smartass, why yes, Yes I am. It's part of my charm...=)I am not arrogant or mean..just being me.I would LOVE to find someone to hang out with and date, maybe see where it goes. Not looking for a pic swapping partner...I have way more class than that and there are plenty of "Ladies" on here that will do that for ya, Just not me.If you have a pic of you showing your 6 pack abs...I am not into that either...Shallow Hal...you have to have more than looks.What I do NOT like:YOU MUST NOT DO DRUGS or Be an ALCOHOLIC! Seriously, does this need to be said?? Apparently so.Have a dang JOB!!!! I will find out ...auuugh!Arrogant,**** mean peopleBad teethSkinny men..be athletic or average.If my bicep is bigger than yours...not cool.Perky morning peopleI am NOT your mom, nor your meal ticket.No Pics, NO response...stop it..if you are on a dating site, take a damn picture...of your face, recently..not the hot neighbor, we girls will find out when we meet you..and you will not like the response.Married men, if you are married ..I will respond but you won't like what I have to say...get a divorce if you aren't happy.I DO NOT send Naked pictures guys..sorry. If that's what you want ...go to a site that specializes in that sort of thing. If you can't afford to go on a date, don't ask me.I don't drink so no chance of getting me drunk.Guys saying how big are your boobs...really? Leave it alone.I am NOT 38, I am a lil older and I am honest about it..my pictures are VERY recent, I look EXACTLY like my pictures...you don't need to know my age unless we are getting in a relationship or signing legal documents..so let it go dude.If you are 20 something.....Not interested....If I have to explain What a cassette tape is, MC Hammer, Journey, or any band from the 80's, not interested. It is NOT an interview for Pete's sake, It is "hey, do we click"...The first date should be a "get to know you" kind of thing. Not a romantic pressure fulled evening.Maybe a park, lunch date...something low key...=)Seriously guys, I am NOT here to entertain you while you work, trade pictures, text you because you are bored, drive your drunk ass around because you have more DUI's than sense and no license....I am sorry this has to be said but apparently I thought this site was to meet A QUALITY person ....I am still waiting for someone that can be HONEST and be able to put together a complete sentence.I am a quality girl with class. Certainly not going to lower my standards..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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