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Jenny
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Here goes......I'm a member of the American Humane Society but I'm not a vegetarian. I hate going to the gym, but I love to be active and outdoors. I love trash talking and being sarcastic, but I'm extremely soft-hearted. I can find something to laugh about in any situation. Life's about making the most of it and if you can't laugh you might as well prepare yourself to be miserable. I'm looking for a man who's funny, sensitive, honest, loyal and who doesn't play games. And why is the 2nd question always "Can you send me some pics of your body?" Sorry, but that's really annoying. If all you're looking for is a one night stand , then keep on looking and good luck to you. That's what our twenties are for. I'm not a prude, in fact, I'm very affectionate, but I'm tired of the games and just want to find my guy :-) I say we grab a 6 pack, head for somewhere quiet and just chat and get to know each other.
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Shulammite
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Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I have issues. Major issues; like why is everyone so interested in unicorns? I mean seriously, if I was too choose between an unicorn and a Pegasus it would be the one with wings. That's my main issue. Oh, and Also that you hang your art in your apartment a titch too high. That's pretty maddening for me too. Oh and Also, IKEA. I've been guilty of shopping there myself, in a desperate attempt to create a space or organized serenity. Well, those Swedes are Gawd damn liars. I come from work every day to find shoes stacked next to the beautiful wicker baskets, and towels in a heap below the beautiful chrome towel rack. Every. Single. Day. Thank Gawd their wine glasses work. I kick the shoes to the side of the basket and pour myself a glass of red. So in your search for your perfect match, but find yourself coming up short, but are in need of extra IKEA bolts or just wanna see a perfect matching set of bathroom towels on my floor, I'm your girl. I'm fun, have a huge circle of friends. Only here to try something new. Please don't ask me to hike the grouse grind with you or play tennis. It's not happening. I will however grab my roller skates and ghetto blaster and skate in the tennis court, but you have to provide wine and band-aids, because I have a feeling I'd be a bit like a new fawn out there. But I'd be up for it. So if you are looking for a girl with a butterfly tattoo on her back, you'll have to keep scrolling. I'm not high maintenance, but I do own ***pairs of cowboy boots and generally can't be found wearing jeans. I'm a lady. I wear dresses. I do not line dance or like country music, but I do like big trucks, but only because I have some furniture to move. Happy fishing. A glass of wine. No beach walking or crap like that. *Yawn.
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Carlita
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Love everything!!! I Want A Man To Send Me Flower!!!