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About Me

I have issues. Major issues; like why is everyone so interested in unicorns? I mean seriously, if I was too choose between an unicorn and a Pegasus it would be the one with wings. That's my main issue. Oh, and Also that you hang your art in your apartment a titch too high. That's pretty maddening for me too. Oh and Also, IKEA. I've been guilty of shopping there myself, in a desperate attempt to create a space or organized serenity. Well, those Swedes are Gawd damn liars. I come from work every day to find shoes stacked next to the beautiful wicker baskets, and towels in a heap below the beautiful chrome towel rack. Every. Single. Day. Thank Gawd their wine glasses work. I kick the shoes to the side of the basket and pour myself a glass of red. So in your search for your perfect match, but find yourself coming up short, but are in need of extra IKEA bolts or just wanna see a perfect matching set of bathroom towels on my floor, I'm your girl. I'm fun, have a huge circle of friends. Only here to try something new. Please don't ask me to hike the grouse grind with you or play tennis. It's not happening. I will however grab my roller skates and ghetto blaster and skate in the tennis court, but you have to provide wine and band-aids, because I have a feeling I'd be a bit like a new fawn out there. But I'd be up for it. So if you are looking for a girl with a butterfly tattoo on her back, you'll have to keep scrolling. I'm not high maintenance, but I do own ***pairs of cowboy boots and generally can't be found wearing jeans. I'm a lady. I wear dresses. I do not line dance or like country music, but I do like big trucks, but only because I have some furniture to move. Happy fishing. A glass of wine. No beach walking or crap like that. *Yawn.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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