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A few fun facts:1. I can laugh at myself and will probably laugh at you2. I probably won't take care of you when you are sick but I might call your mom for you3. I don't think I got enough spankings as a child4. If you are going to ride my ass all the time I hope you pull my hair5. I always smell good6. I don't care that you go out with the guys......in fact I will encourage it7. I can guarantee my family is just as dysfunctional as yours9. I guarantee you will find my weird habits adorable and not annoying10. There is a good chance I will make you late for work once to twice11. I'm never on time......I'm working on that12. I speak fluent sarcasm13. I love to play games....... Board games14. I'm not looking for a MILF ( man I'd like to finance)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Rahab

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am a fun out going girl.I love everything outdoors.I like to hunt and fish,play pool . I want a man not a boy with issues. I am a dare devil and like a good adrenaline rush . I love to watch football I like to play golf I suck at it but have a good time.I have children and I am very active in all they do ( no not looking for a father figure they have ***I like to go to the lake with my friends. I am not a girlie girl i like to wear a ball cap and shorts but dont get me wrong I do clean up good lol. I love to dance (country)not really in to the bump and grind dancing. I love roller coasters so if ur scared of them u probably are not the one for me.I want to go sky diving my kids tell me they dont have enough life insurance on me yet for that one lol .I am all so a romantic I like men to open my door pull my chair out I want the fairy tale.You dont have to be perfect to any one else,but if you are my one you will be perfect in my eyes. Make me laugh,and be sweet and be willing to try things u have never done !!I have found things u have never done because they seem dumb or corny usually end up being the best time u have ever had!!

  • Shulammite

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I have issues. Major issues; like why is everyone so interested in unicorns? I mean seriously, if I was too choose between an unicorn and a Pegasus it would be the one with wings. That's my main issue. Oh, and Also that you hang your art in your apartment a titch too high. That's pretty maddening for me too. Oh and Also, IKEA. I've been guilty of shopping there myself, in a desperate attempt to create a space or organized serenity. Well, those Swedes are Gawd damn liars. I come from work every day to find shoes stacked next to the beautiful wicker baskets, and towels in a heap below the beautiful chrome towel rack. Every. Single. Day. Thank Gawd their wine glasses work. I kick the shoes to the side of the basket and pour myself a glass of red. So in your search for your perfect match, but find yourself coming up short, but are in need of extra IKEA bolts or just wanna see a perfect matching set of bathroom towels on my floor, I'm your girl. I'm fun, have a huge circle of friends. Only here to try something new. Please don't ask me to hike the grouse grind with you or play tennis. It's not happening. I will however grab my roller skates and ghetto blaster and skate in the tennis court, but you have to provide wine and band-aids, because I have a feeling I'd be a bit like a new fawn out there. But I'd be up for it. So if you are looking for a girl with a butterfly tattoo on her back, you'll have to keep scrolling. I'm not high maintenance, but I do own ***pairs of cowboy boots and generally can't be found wearing jeans. I'm a lady. I wear dresses. I do not line dance or like country music, but I do like big trucks, but only because I have some furniture to move. Happy fishing. A glass of wine. No beach walking or crap like that. *Yawn.

  • Haze

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Well I love life and living it! I love to travel and see the world. I love to try new foods, meet new people, experience other cultures, etc. I love all kinds of music, there are good and bad sides to everything. I am strong in my Christian beliefs and am a very family oriented person. I love anything outdoors, canoeing, camping, riding horses, ATV's, boating, etc. I also enjoy just staying at home and doing yard work, cleaning house, remodeling, bar-b-queing and drinking a little.(LOL) I am a relaxed, easy going person who just wants someone to share my life with. Im not perfect and will be the first to say it. I have faults. But I laugh and go on...I smile...and that is me. I cherish the idea of an honest, hard working man....who will make me proud to stand beside him. Oh and by the way if your seeking honest, drama free, "real" women....don't seek out what you cant be yourself!!!! Just make me laugh.

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