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About Me

A few fun facts:1. I can laugh at myself and will probably laugh at you2. I probably won't take care of you when you are sick but I might call your mom for you3. I don't think I got enough spankings as a child4. If you are going to ride my ass all the time I hope you pull my hair5. I always smell good6. I don't care that you go out with the guys......in fact I will encourage it7. I can guarantee my family is just as dysfunctional as yours9. I guarantee you will find my weird habits adorable and not annoying10. There is a good chance I will make you late for work once to twice11. I'm never on time......I'm working on that12. I speak fluent sarcasm13. I love to play games....... Board games14. I'm not looking for a MILF ( man I'd like to finance)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Dana

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    -- I'm 39 not ***thxs for understand )a success-oriented Achiever,a sensitive Individualist,an intense Investigator,a security-oriented Loyalist,a spontaneous Enthusiast,a powerful Challenger....i have more answers for you ;-) We can decide together this time...

  • Faith

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Okay. This does not mean I want to keep you entertain if you are from out of town. If you read my profile I am not looking to hook up. I am looking for a relationship. And I am not desperate I can live without you. I am allowed to have a type just like you are so when you are not my type don't get your panties in a ruffle. Oh I am sure that makes me sound like a *** But I am not just tired of rude men. Thinking they are God's gift. Trust me you are not your mommy lied to you. I like someone who can make me laugh and a gentle man. A man that wants a relationship. And if you want to talk about your ex-girlfriend/ex-wife on our first date, it will make me want to punch you in the face. It's rude!I am fun and smart sometimes a smart ass. Thanks for reading my profile and hope you have a wonderful day. Depends on the situation.

  • Pearl

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    hello thanks for taking interest in looking at my ad um not here to waste ur time so please dont waste mine thank u kindly!I know is a free dating site but some of us deserve what we want...honest down to earth not into any games so please dont play them with me ......love the outdoors camping horses ..sucker for sunsets n the stars love music singing...also reading n writing ...love to cuddle n enjoy the simple thing in life great listener easy to talk to in search of my true best friend.. If u were my man that would mean i was falling or already in love with u. I will give back what i am given, plus some. I don't love easy but i would love hard. I would love u so well that u would see the sun at midnight through a blind fold!! If ur mine, its me and u against the world. I will be ur best friend, ur biggest fan, ur lover, ur support system and pray for u daily. I know i am a good woman with a lot to offer and any man would be lucky to have me. I dont say that with attitude or conceited heart, but rather as a child of God who wont settle for anything less than the blessings the Lord has in store for me. CAN I GET AN AMEN!! ::drops the mic::well honest down to earth enjoy the simple things in life..love music the outdoors the ocean my favorite place...i feel i deserve the best and to be appreciated for who i am never had someone that i am looking for...hope my teddy bear finds me:]please dont message me just to be rude...dont waste my time..not into games..so if u bout a one night stand or a way to kill time!dont waste mine a and i wont yours! surprise me .....A little more about myself if u care to hear more, I enjoy outdoor activities, like to try new and random things, love to spend the night in watching a movie and cuddling up on the couch, pretty much up for anything as long as you can have fun. I am an honest and trustworthy person, I think one of the key factors in a relationship is honesty, and communication also I like to tell people chivalry is not dead. I am the person thats wants my chair pulled out for me open doors for me, do little surprises for no occasion just cause not only do I like to tell someone I care but to show it also myself. I am a very affectionate person as well, i like to hold hands, hug, cuddle, kiss and not be expecting it to lead into something else.Well if any of this sounds interesting or peak your curiosity get back ..also no inbox of crazy questions i prefer what i do for my own reasons n its just how it is its like this...no rude comments either i notice people can be some rude here n actual normal conversation be great:)

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