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About Me

A few fun facts:1. I can laugh at myself and will probably laugh at you2. I probably won't take care of you when you are sick but I might call your mom for you3. I don't think I got enough spankings as a child4. If you are going to ride my ass all the time I hope you pull my hair5. I always smell good6. I don't care that you go out with the guys......in fact I will encourage it7. I can guarantee my family is just as dysfunctional as yours9. I guarantee you will find my weird habits adorable and not annoying10. There is a good chance I will make you late for work once to twice11. I'm never on time......I'm working on that12. I speak fluent sarcasm13. I love to play games....... Board games14. I'm not looking for a MILF ( man I'd like to finance)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

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