SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PresleyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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JordiOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
De retour sur ce site pour voir si il y a de nouveaux profils. Je ne suis pas compliquée, sarcastique mais sans méchanceté ( sauf si ils le méritent ;***horaire de 9 à 5, sans enfants...bla bla bla... si tu es sympa, alors écris-moi et si ton profil me plaît, je répondrai...Pas de photos, pas de réponse...!Je n'aime pas les casquettes sauf, si on se rencontre juste après une partie de golf ou de balle. Le "over plucking", je déteste. Un tein orange, s'abstenir. Discuter avec sujet, verbe, complément, un très bon plus. J'ai un léger problème de filtre oral, j'en ai pas... je dis toujours ce que je pense...pas facile...LOL, je travail sur ce point. Bref...on se rejase.I said to myself, what the hell...I’ll create a profile...again, just to see... I am more of a `He’ll say hi if he wants’ to` kind of person. I have a filter for useless conversations, i hate pics of you with your arm behind your head striking a wannabe sexy pose, I want to hear a line I haven’t heard before...no matter what kind of line it is...just say something real and entertain me...and yes...I do always smile ! BTW, no pic, no response...!Have fun ! Lets see shall we...
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SundayOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I'm a smartass, prankster and I love to joke around and laugh. I'm a single stay at home mom of two yes I'm stable and my kids always come first. I'm not so into clubs and bars but I'll go occasionally. Now let's see turn on's... Honest, Funny, Understanding, Able to carry on a conversation and being a NICE smartass is always a plus lol... turn off's... women (I'm completely into men) sorry ladies lol, Threesome... not good at sharing my man but at least I can admit it lol, I will not send any naked pics so please keep yours to yourself lol also not gonna do the phone sex thing so don't bother to ask :p... If all your looking to to is get off then you need to GET OFF my page. I'm not perfect bodywise so if perfection is what your looking for you need to go to the next page :p lol well I think I covered it all well I hope I did ... If your interested *** Let's talk and see how it goes from there