SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Sexylady
Offline
Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-51
Hi! My name is Sexylady. I am separated other caucasian woman with kids from Clifton, Colorado, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Presley
Online
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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Astrid
Online
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I know the difference between a Philips head and a flat head screwdriver. I can cook, clean and watch/play sports. I'm kind of a keeper!Now that I got your attention. I can tell you that I am an easy going, caring, heart of gold kind of person. I love spending time with family, but who doesn't. I am a teacher. I enjoy what I do. In the summer you can find me on the beach working on my tan or catch me at a Phillies game hoping they win.... I like to experience many new adventures and I love to travel. I would love to return to Switzerland.I am looking for someone who is going to treat me with respect and not use me. Sorry if that is a little harsh, but it has happened too many times. I am looking for a serious relationship that could lead to marriage. I don't play games. I need someone who is trustworthy, honest, caring, and loyal. I don't need lavish things in life. It's the little things that melt my heart. Let's share in new adventures together. Life is short, so take a chance....I am.Good luck in your search :)Live, Laugh, Love Coffee shop or drinks. Somewhere quiet where we could talk and get to know one another.