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Hey, what's up my fellow men??? Lol, enough of the bull shit... Obviously I'm single that's why I'm on such a lovely site like this... However this site is a JOKE & I'm on here to amuse... All a majority of you want is ****, oh hey some of you might actually get lucky.... I have a bi-racial son who is 8 so if you think I'm nasty for ****ing the opposite race get off my profile, I happen to like black & white men... Diversity is nice, should try it some time.... I thought when I 1st started this site that I was on here looking for my "soul mate"lmao, "stupid girl" how naive am I....? Now its whatever, if you message me & I'm attracted to you, than let's chat.... Don't waste my time with random b.s if you do your homework so to speak won't need to ask pointless question, & if I don't get back to you OBVIOUSLY I'm not interested, take a hint. Don't make me block you, :)..... Ya, so I'm looking for someone to kick it with & who knows what else. If we hit it off great, but I don't do FAKE & playa status charming... Come at me real, or don't bother.... Muah, ya all have a great evening/afternoon/morning.... Smiles I'm a woman, the first date I want to be intellectually challenged & surprised...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Coloradogirl

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-40

    Hi! My name is Coloradogirl. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Alamosa, Colorado, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Dandrane

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I'm a very simple person. I like to stay home alot of the time and watch movies. I enjoy going out but I'm not a big drinker and I feel like I'm a little too old to be going to clubs. I love what I do for a living and have been fortunate enough to be able to move down the east coast with my company. I've also done alot of traveling and got to see other cities/states. I suppose I would like to be somewhere relaxing and low key where we would be able to carry on a conversation and get to know eachother

  • Sanjuanita

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Hmmmm...What to tell you about me? It says I should talk about my hobbies, goals/aspirations, music and what makes me unique, so I will stick with that for now, but you should really just message me with your A game and see if we hit it off.If you're looking for a booty call or something casual, pass me by. Second of all, I'm a plus sized woman, curvy/thick, whatever you want to call it. So if I'm not YOUR cup of tea, your loss. :)*I also have full body pics but I don't give them to just anyone. I'm super silly, a huge huge dork, and I admit these things proudly. That being said, I love going to dinner and movies, going to BWW to watch a game and drink a couple beers or a bar for karaoke. I also love love love going to a 24 hour diner with my friends and being ridiculous while we drink bad coffee and play cards. GOALS:To be a better person, every day. I always wake up with the intention to make today better than yesterday, even if it's only in a small way. In a couple years once I pay off my student loans I want to go back to school for my masters degree in Marriage and Family Therapy (anyone who knows my family laughs incredibly hard at this). I want to keep making healthier choices so that I continue to eat healthy and be more active. I will get back to going to the gym 5 days a week. I don't ever want to be skinny, but I do want to always be healthy. I'm not big enough that I am restricted in what I do. I don't get winded going up stairs, I have lots of energy most of the time, especially in the bedroom (with someone special), but I want to live a long life, that requires being healthy. That being said, if you don't love my body and me as I am, too bad for you. I'm awesome now. UNIQUENESS:I'm a dork...a real big one. I love snuggling, kissing, holding hands, being a cute girlfriend. I am the person people call at 2am because they know I will be there. I like helping people, for the sake of helping people. But I make a lot of off color jokes. I am awkward and I embrace it. I can talk trash with the best of them, but I'm a sweet, kind person. I try not to be judgmental, but I roll my eyes sometimes. I will do just about anything on a dare. I will not settle for less than I deserve, I will always call bull*% when I sense it. I am brutally honest to a fault. YOU:You must love dogs and not hate cats. I love both.You must be ambitious, have a career, want good things for your life in every way. YOU HAVE TO TRY.You must not be emotionally unavailable. You must be passionate, affectionate, and a huge beyond huge nerd/dork.You must NOT sit on the computer/Xbox/PS3 ALL DAY LONG. Videogames are great, I love them, but have a life.You must be a dude, a little rough around the edges, but have a huge heart.You must have a great sense of humor. Anything else, just ask. I won't bite...hard. :) Ideally? I want to be able to talk to you, get to know you, so drinks or dinner, a walk in a park, make it a day date and take the train downtown, etcCould be almost anything as long as we can get to know each other. :)

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