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Karleen, 26

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About Me

Self loathing narcassisct with a heart of gold seeks Watch Dog weekly regular[the following copied from profile at *** only hate me 'cause I got mad style. And I'm a better speller than them.I've been called "a double feature" and ";.I have multiple sclerosis, brah. I deal with it like a champ.I have an old soul and a young heart.I love kitty cats.I love toys, animals, comics, cartoons, roller coasters, dancing poorly, bluegrass, jumping off things, spookiness, astronomy, cosmetology, horror, cowboy boots, setting fires, weird/ugly things, monster trucks, discount stores, tentacles, my sewing machine, rock-n-roll, pro wrestling, punk rock, eyeglasses, Halloween, antiques, pure evil, dressing in costumes, the south, awesome beards, used books, G.G. Allin, banjos, red lipstick and karaoke, VHS, dolls, going to conventions, Louis C.K., freckles, board games etc.Boys with glasses, beards, an absurd amount of tattoos and/or red hair are the cutest, and will get my attention more quickly. Call me superficial, but aren't we all? Drink whiskey until we're blind. Honky tonk like champs. Gorge on biscuits and gravy. Set several buildings on fire. Go back to your place and sleep it off. Or just have a B-

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

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    I'm one who works out ***days a week. I've done one competitive bikini show in March ***, which took a lot of self control, commitment, and dedication but its something I defiantly plan on training for again soon! Even though I work out quit often I do not let it consume my life.I have a creative/artistic side as well when it comes to makeup. I do bridal makeup on the side apart from my full time job as a dental assistant. But I really enjoy "costume makeup".I like a good challenge and anyone willing to push me out of my comfort zone.

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    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Hey, what's up my fellow men??? Lol, enough of the bull shit... Obviously I'm single that's why I'm on such a lovely site like this... However this site is a JOKE & I'm on here to amuse... All a majority of you want is ****, oh hey some of you might actually get lucky.... I have a bi-racial son who is 8 so if you think I'm nasty for ****ing the opposite race get off my profile, I happen to like black & white men... Diversity is nice, should try it some time.... I thought when I 1st started this site that I was on here looking for my "soul mate"lmao, "stupid girl" how naive am I....? Now its whatever, if you message me & I'm attracted to you, than let's chat.... Don't waste my time with random b.s if you do your homework so to speak won't need to ask pointless question, & if I don't get back to you OBVIOUSLY I'm not interested, take a hint. Don't make me block you, :)..... Ya, so I'm looking for someone to kick it with & who knows what else. If we hit it off great, but I don't do FAKE & playa status charming... Come at me real, or don't bother.... Muah, ya all have a great evening/afternoon/morning.... Smiles I'm a woman, the first date I want to be intellectually challenged & surprised...

  • Glennis

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Thank you for viewing! I'll start off by answering the main question; "Why am I on an online dating site?" I am a very active person; between work and being physically active (I like to run, lift weights, and trying any new sports). I am very excited!). I would love to find someone who makes me the best version of myself. If you feel we could have a connection, feel free to message!(Will be updating my pictures soon.) I'm up for anything... In public. I'm easy going. Ill try anything once.

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