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EloiseOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
&Hey what's up guys?! I Like Hot Cars and Fast Men! Lol ;) Wait a minute... Did I get that backwards??? Or did I?!!! As u can see I'm the Resident Smart Ass and I'm seeking the same. Actually I'm looking for a True Gentleman First and Foremost. I'm looking for the 3 S's... Smart, SeXy, and Sarcastic cuz that's who I Am! 6'4" and above And now You've Really Got My Attention!!! If you're 6'3" I Still Might talk to ya! Lol ;) I do massage for a Living so don't ask me for a freebee otherwise I Will Charge u Up the Horse's Pattootie!!! I workout daily and eat very healthy and need u to b that way as well. Only The Best for The Best!!! Yep, im**** too!!! I'm a shoe and car "aholic". I like anything Italian that ends in an "i" - think about that one and yeah that's what I meant! Lol. I'm looking for a TALL, cool WHITE dude with GOOD Hair, ALL his teeth, (straight white) and a killer bod. That's Right, that's what I Said - U Must b in Shape!!! I don't want jst Anything - I want Everything! But I don't feel bad about that bcuz that's Exactly what I've Got to Offer! In a nut shell : Beautiful Goddess seeking Beautiful Adonis... Is that U?! Lol ;) If u hv a Beer Gut or Man Boobs it probably won't work!... Or if u r pictured in overalls, w a Dead deer in the background or hv listed your body type as "average" / a few "Extra" pounds PahleeZe Move On!!! Fashion Forward is Always a Plus and if you're a gay guy in a Straight Man's body -!! Hahaha ;) For those of you who don't fit into my preferences, please don't get mad and leave me angry messages. I certainly don't fit into the dumb blonde blow up doll category so please just simply MOVE ON. U don't hv to agree w what I Like or Dislike (and that's ok***that's why this is MY Profile and Not yours! Lol ;) There is Someone for Everyone. Everyone is Perfect in their own way and there is Beauty in Everything :) My preferences r just that - not necessarily requirements so if there's something Rockin about U hit me up! :)*** Agave Watermelon Cream Soda RuLes!!! (Fresh Market)... ;) PLEASE READ*** Also, I date Vitamin D ONLY - NO Chocolate Milk - No Offense - it's jst not how I Roll ;)... Oh and in case u guys were wondering - Yes, I'm tryin to hide my glass eye! Lol. I'd tell ya about my peg leg too, but then that wld jst b TMI... Lmao!!! ;) Also, I graduated from Clown School at the top of my class, but I got kicked out of Charm School. Oh well, can't win them all I guess :) I'll leave that up to u ... Jst no Happy Meals!!! I'm not 5 (nor do I eat fast food :)... Also, my Headline is Just a Play on Words - Learn How to take a joke people! ;) I'm Not looking to "hook-up", not looking for an Intimate Encounter, And if you're Married - Stay That Way! ;) ...;) or 40 yr old virgins Pleassse ... ;) ... If u r under 6'2" don't worry I have a midget stripper category for ya! Lmao ;)P.S.I'm Not Mean, they jst don't Pay me to b Polite ... ;)Good Luck to Everyone on the meetville Home Shopping Network ... Even the Sasquatches!!! Lol ;)P.P.S.Because of my Chosen Profession, I'm Automatically apart of the Boy's Club so Pleassse don't Try to run your Silly little games on Me ... In the end, You're the only One who will end up lookin Stupid ... ;) Lmao** Before u msg me PahLease look in the Mirror First!!! If u wouldn't Fukk yourself than chances r I wouldn't either! Real Talk ppl's ;)(Rude + Truth = Dead Honest) If you're offended then yeah I'm talkin to U! I'm sorry in advance, but my inbox is tired of ***pounders) Lol ;)*** No Pic = No Response*** A Word of Advice For those of u who find it necessary to put your hunting trophies on here, Please remember that u r on a Dating site!!! While I appreciate this might b displaying some of your interests there is Nothing that screams Romance by having a Dead Deer in the background or any other Dead animal for that matter. I think I speak for Most women on Here cuz I can Assure u None of us want to see That!!! We r Not in the Caveman days Anymore and we r Not gonna judge u by how much Food u can bring to the Table literally...*** Update: If there's anyone in the Music Biz please contact me as I'm tryna get a friend of mine Signed!!!Recently started dating someone, but If u need a Massage hit me up. Serious Inquiries Only as I work on an Elite clientele and my Pricing is Reflective of that. Best of Luck to Everyone!!! :)(Met mine at a gas station of all places so u never know when or where you're gonna Find LoVe - Be Open ppl's) :)
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ValeryOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
The glass is half full kind of girl. Always looking on the bright side. Looking for someone who's happy MOST of the time and loves life.I love coffee any time of the day but it's pretty much mandatory in the AM. When I have free time, if I'm not meeting up with friends then I've been known to enjoy hot tea in the evenings with either a good book or good movie to accompany me. I'm a sucker for romantic comedies and Indie films. I love seafood, sushi, and pizza. Not necessarily in that order. I prefer reading non-fiction mostly. I have a deep love for all the arts so if what we're doing involves something artsy you are pretty much guaranteed a happy girl as your date. Yes my pictures are recent (from ***and most of you always comment on how young I look. So THANK YOU! Just lucky to look a little younger than I am I guess ;-)I am a full time single mom to a sweet 7 year old. She’s an incredible little girl and will always come first. She does have a set number of weekends with her father so that is the time when I can meet new people. I will not introduce anyone to her until we have made a real connection and the relationship has progressed to a deeper level. 7 years old is just too young to understand “dating” in my opinion. I’m not flexible on this so if it’s something you can’t understand, please pass me by. In addition to owning/running my photography business I also teach a photo class once a month, and volunteer for a non-profit organization three or so days a month for a couple of years now. However I've started a new chapter and am now focused on a second degree. This doesn't mean I have put down the camera(s). What else... So just about anything outdoors. I am also taking ballet again, shh... Don't tell anyone or they'll ask me to do a pirouette for them ;-) I love all kinds of music and all kinds of places to see live bands. I love weekend getaways and try to travel somewhere about every 6 to 8 weeks. And YES, I have my passport! The most important quality for me in another is honesty. It’s not about not telling lies. With honesty comes friendship, love, trust, respect, vulnerability, intimacy, patience, passion, and drive among others. Please pass me by if you’re not good at any of the following: Communicating, Self-Confidence, Kindness, Loyalty, Responsibilities, and Being Honorable.Thanks for taking a moment to read my profile!Jess Something as simple as coffee or a drink on a patio.
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MakaylaOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I am a down-to-earth, genuine person, who enjoys cooking/baking, music, reading, watching movies, and laughing my head off. What you see is what you get with me. And I like it when others feel free enough to just be themselves around me. I am compassionate, understanding, and very forgiving. My passions include being the best mom I can be, music, Italian food and hanging out with good friends. My Christian faith is an important part of my life as well, so I am looking for someone who values that. I am not really the outdoors type. I love a leisurely walk or watching the sunset, but I am not a happy camper, hiker, or rock climber. Nothing wrong with any of that...it's just not me. After being married for over a decade, I have found that meeting new people isn't as easy as a divorced mom, so I am hoping this site will allow me the opportunity to find someone to build a relationship with. I am not interested in any type of "hookup" or "friends with benefits." What I am looking for is someone who is willing to build a friendship/relationship and be open & honest while having a wonderful sense of humor. I want a man whose passion matches my own but can also appreciate the simple things like holding hands, kissing, and a gentle caress. So if that sounds like you, send me a message :-) My ideal first date would be something simple with good food, great conversation, and lots of laughter.