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EloiseOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
&Hey what's up guys?! I Like Hot Cars and Fast Men! Lol ;) Wait a minute... Did I get that backwards??? Or did I?!!! As u can see I'm the Resident Smart Ass and I'm seeking the same. Actually I'm looking for a True Gentleman First and Foremost. I'm looking for the 3 S's... Smart, SeXy, and Sarcastic cuz that's who I Am! 6'4" and above And now You've Really Got My Attention!!! If you're 6'3" I Still Might talk to ya! Lol ;) I do massage for a Living so don't ask me for a freebee otherwise I Will Charge u Up the Horse's Pattootie!!! I workout daily and eat very healthy and need u to b that way as well. Only The Best for The Best!!! Yep, im**** too!!! I'm a shoe and car "aholic". I like anything Italian that ends in an "i" - think about that one and yeah that's what I meant! Lol. I'm looking for a TALL, cool WHITE dude with GOOD Hair, ALL his teeth, (straight white) and a killer bod. That's Right, that's what I Said - U Must b in Shape!!! I don't want jst Anything - I want Everything! But I don't feel bad about that bcuz that's Exactly what I've Got to Offer! In a nut shell : Beautiful Goddess seeking Beautiful Adonis... Is that U?! Lol ;) If u hv a Beer Gut or Man Boobs it probably won't work!... Or if u r pictured in overalls, w a Dead deer in the background or hv listed your body type as "average" / a few "Extra" pounds PahleeZe Move On!!! Fashion Forward is Always a Plus and if you're a gay guy in a Straight Man's body -!! Hahaha ;) For those of you who don't fit into my preferences, please don't get mad and leave me angry messages. I certainly don't fit into the dumb blonde blow up doll category so please just simply MOVE ON. U don't hv to agree w what I Like or Dislike (and that's ok***that's why this is MY Profile and Not yours! Lol ;) There is Someone for Everyone. Everyone is Perfect in their own way and there is Beauty in Everything :) My preferences r just that - not necessarily requirements so if there's something Rockin about U hit me up! :)*** Agave Watermelon Cream Soda RuLes!!! (Fresh Market)... ;) PLEASE READ*** Also, I date Vitamin D ONLY - NO Chocolate Milk - No Offense - it's jst not how I Roll ;)... Oh and in case u guys were wondering - Yes, I'm tryin to hide my glass eye! Lol. I'd tell ya about my peg leg too, but then that wld jst b TMI... Lmao!!! ;) Also, I graduated from Clown School at the top of my class, but I got kicked out of Charm School. Oh well, can't win them all I guess :) I'll leave that up to u ... Jst no Happy Meals!!! I'm not 5 (nor do I eat fast food :)... Also, my Headline is Just a Play on Words - Learn How to take a joke people! ;) I'm Not looking to "hook-up", not looking for an Intimate Encounter, And if you're Married - Stay That Way! ;) ...;) or 40 yr old virgins Pleassse ... ;) ... If u r under 6'2" don't worry I have a midget stripper category for ya! Lmao ;)P.S.I'm Not Mean, they jst don't Pay me to b Polite ... ;)Good Luck to Everyone on the meetville Home Shopping Network ... Even the Sasquatches!!! Lol ;)P.P.S.Because of my Chosen Profession, I'm Automatically apart of the Boy's Club so Pleassse don't Try to run your Silly little games on Me ... In the end, You're the only One who will end up lookin Stupid ... ;) Lmao** Before u msg me PahLease look in the Mirror First!!! If u wouldn't Fukk yourself than chances r I wouldn't either! Real Talk ppl's ;)(Rude + Truth = Dead Honest) If you're offended then yeah I'm talkin to U! I'm sorry in advance, but my inbox is tired of ***pounders) Lol ;)*** No Pic = No Response*** A Word of Advice For those of u who find it necessary to put your hunting trophies on here, Please remember that u r on a Dating site!!! While I appreciate this might b displaying some of your interests there is Nothing that screams Romance by having a Dead Deer in the background or any other Dead animal for that matter. I think I speak for Most women on Here cuz I can Assure u None of us want to see That!!! We r Not in the Caveman days Anymore and we r Not gonna judge u by how much Food u can bring to the Table literally...*** Update: If there's anyone in the Music Biz please contact me as I'm tryna get a friend of mine Signed!!!Recently started dating someone, but If u need a Massage hit me up. Serious Inquiries Only as I work on an Elite clientele and my Pricing is Reflective of that. Best of Luck to Everyone!!! :)(Met mine at a gas station of all places so u never know when or where you're gonna Find LoVe - Be Open ppl's) :)
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MeadOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I'm a pretty easy going and simple girl. I have a daughter and I own my own house. I have a bachelor's degree that has led me to have a great career.I like to cook, read, and of course everyone wants to travel. I was a flight attendant for a few years so I've been able to travel more than most. domestic mostly though. I would love to visit Europe one day. I like the outdoors, going to festivals/events. I just like to experience new things as much as possible. I go to the park with my girl a lot and go jogging or bike riding with her.I'm open minded, so I don't have too many "favorites". I like to try new things. However, I'm not a fan of horror movies (scary is ok) and I think most good music was made from the 70's to about ***. Definitely nothing much past then. I have a great family and a lot of friends that I spend as much of time with as I can. I'm not a homebody (maybe I would be more so with the right guy) and I try to get out as much as possible. I would so so much appreciate a good sense of humor over "muscles":) I prefer an intelligent conversation.I prefer a man that knows what he wants.Looking for someone of the same race.I'm an affectionate girl looking for a good catch. I am up for anything.
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BrindaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Thanks for checking out my profile. I'm not big into the bar scene; too many players looking for a good time!..we enjoy our beer), I'm just not sure I want to meet my future husband that way. I'm at the point in my life where I'm ready to begin the next chapter. I've found my dream job. I've grown into a fun, responsible, caring, interesting person and I'm ready to share my life with someone as equally fun, responsible, caring and interesting! Unfortunately, spending my days in a high school classroom doesn't provide me with the opportunity to meet many grown-ups! I want to meet someone with a job and a purpose in life, but he isn't defined by what he does for a living. Someone who'd be up for going to a sports bar, the zoo, a musical, a museum, a concert, a game (football, hockey, baseball, whatever!), or whatever else sounds fun that weekend. Someone who is polite to the waitress and a good tipper. Someone who will hand a dollar to the homeless man outside the restaurant and hold the door for a woman with her hands full of groceries. Someone who finds "Airplane" hilarious but will also watch "When Harry Met Sally" without rolling his eyes. Someone who wants to someday be a good husband and father.Are you the guy for me? If you agree with the following statements, you just might be. 1. 2.) People should NOT drive 58 mph in the far left lane. 3.) Hard core gansta rap is not the right music for a romantic evening, wedding, funeral, grandparent's birthday... 4.) NFL teams should not be able to run out the clock at the end of the fourth quarter by taking a knee. They get paid millions of dollars a year...I want to see 4 full quarters of play!