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About Me

I am a total goofball and I need someone that does not take life or themselves too serious. You have to be able to laugh at yourself and to make me laugh. GOD knows I crack myself up all the time, yeah usually over some lame jokes. I am a total dork. I am a professional when I need to be and I have a very good work ethic and expect my partner to have the same. However, I do not want someone who cannot balance work and home. There has to be time for work and then time for play. Therefore, if you are a work alcoholic, you need not apply. I want to talk about you and get to know you. I realize we both have a past and past relationships but honestly they are personal between you and them and me and them. I want to know who you are and want you to know whom I am. And the we will become thru this journey together. I do not care to take unpleasant trips down memory lane and will not require you to do so either. I think it is very tacky to bash your ex and if you are that type then we will not get along. Hopefully we both have learned from our past and we are now the right person for maybe this journey together - lets see??I am a hopeless romantic; I truly believe that people can love each other so deeply that they can still get butterflies 10 years later from looking at each other. I want someone to send me flowers randomly on a Tuesday because someone walked by them and they smelled like me and made you think of me. I want to make you a romantic dinner just because I love you not because it is your birthday. I believe it is all these little things that count and not the big things that matter. I want someone to stand beside me thru all of life's turmoil’s and know that I can count on them come what may. I want someone to enjoy every laughter, every tear, and create a lifetime of memories together. I want someone who is proud to walk with me and wants the world to know I am his and he is mine!I realize what I am talking about is something that takes time to build up to and doesn't magically happen over night. Nor do I expect it to. So, I guess what I am I looking for is someone I can slowly build that with, Baby steps. First we need to get to know each other and build a friendship and trust and then the rest will come.....If this is what you are looking for then we should talk.... I am old fashion and would like you to plan this but it should be based off from what we have discussed and our likes. But before we even do we should have at least talked on the phone a couple of times and I should feel comfortable meeting you.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Teal

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I'm British and come complete with an accent...there, SOLD!!! lolIf you can handle dry, sarcastic humor then you'll "get me." I have a sharp wit and am pretty much hilarious in general. I can dazzle you with my array of random facts I am in touch with my "inner child" so be prepared for a big deal at Christmas and multiple watchings of The Polar Express. I imagine the last horse I bet on is still running as I type. NASCAR. Yup, that's my weakness. The smell of burning rubber and gasoline and the blast of air as they fly past....*sigh*. I go a few times a year, that's my "vacation" time. Beats getting sand up your butt!! I don't watch "chick flicks", I'm more of an action/adventure/sci fi, horror film person. No PG***for me. No snacks, just something cold and wet (no metaphors there)I am very active. My job is very physical and gets the juices flowing, if you know what I mean. I draw the line at suicidal activities such as jumping out of an aeroplane (are you NUTS???), bungee jumping (again, are you NUTS??) although cage diving with sharks is on my bucket list. That's ironic considering my biggest phobia is drowning.....I listen to most music except heavy metal and country. I don't have great hearing but I always listen to my "choons" full blast so that may explain why. I could talk a hungry dog away from it's meal and that's no exaggeration. Brutally honest and outspoken, I'm the person that yells "you're welcome" when people don't say "thank you." All that aside, there is a mush muffin inside of me. I am loyal to a fault, love to kiss, would do pretty much anything for "my guy" (unless it'll wind me up in an orange jump suit coz that's just not my color). I like to buy and do little random things, they make the other person feel special and if you can't make them feel special then what's the point, right???I simply require a guy who can laugh AT me as well as with me. Who isn't anally retentive about things. Who realizes that yes, it's true, us ladies DO get crabby once a month. Who doesn't mind me cussing. Who isn't clingy or too needy. Who blah blah blah.....just don't be a jerk, ok?? ;)***I an not interested in gaining pen pals. If you can't or won't get past texting then please don't waste my time. I want to date, aka meet people in the flesh, hang out, spend time together, that sort of thing. I have no time for spineless guys who are all talk and no action. Just so you know!!!*** Let's fly by the seat of our pants and see what happens....and let's be 21st century and not call it a "date"....

  • Latesha

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Where do I begin?? I'm a very active person, I play volleyball and like to work out. I love dancing, live bands and all types of music. I do not have any kids, so until then I get to spoil my niece and nephew who are my life. I'm up for most adventures. I love traveling, cooking, the beach, movies, party planning, reading, fuzzy blankets and snuggling, hot Apple cider, I love going over-board when it comes to holidays. I love to laugh and make everyone around my laugh. I try to always smile, you never know when your smile makes someone else's day. I'm usually the life of the party, whether its planning events or breaking the ice. I'm a very social person. I'm always up for a Great time. I'm a very honest person and expect the same in those I associate with. I would give the shirt off my back to those I care about. I love all kinds of music...mostly country, pop, anything that makes me dance. I like most movies, obviously romances, comedies, the typical, yet not a fan of sci-fi. I'm very close with my extended family. You must be family oriented and understand my family will always be in My life. My niece and nephew are my world!!I'm not looking for a random relationship. I'm looking for someone to spend my life with, be My friend and companion.I am NOT a fan of facial hair, motorcycles, or someone who doesn't have goals and aspirations in life. Somewhere where we can talk and get to know eachother. I'm game for just about anything.

  • Aggi

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I am a mother to 3 beautiful girls! I love to fish, go out on a boat, and watch sunsets!

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