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About Me

I am a total goofball and I need someone that does not take life or themselves too serious. You have to be able to laugh at yourself and to make me laugh. GOD knows I crack myself up all the time, yeah usually over some lame jokes. I am a total dork. I am a professional when I need to be and I have a very good work ethic and expect my partner to have the same. However, I do not want someone who cannot balance work and home. There has to be time for work and then time for play. Therefore, if you are a work alcoholic, you need not apply. I want to talk about you and get to know you. I realize we both have a past and past relationships but honestly they are personal between you and them and me and them. I want to know who you are and want you to know whom I am. And the we will become thru this journey together. I do not care to take unpleasant trips down memory lane and will not require you to do so either. I think it is very tacky to bash your ex and if you are that type then we will not get along. Hopefully we both have learned from our past and we are now the right person for maybe this journey together - lets see??I am a hopeless romantic; I truly believe that people can love each other so deeply that they can still get butterflies 10 years later from looking at each other. I want someone to send me flowers randomly on a Tuesday because someone walked by them and they smelled like me and made you think of me. I want to make you a romantic dinner just because I love you not because it is your birthday. I believe it is all these little things that count and not the big things that matter. I want someone to stand beside me thru all of life's turmoil’s and know that I can count on them come what may. I want someone to enjoy every laughter, every tear, and create a lifetime of memories together. I want someone who is proud to walk with me and wants the world to know I am his and he is mine!I realize what I am talking about is something that takes time to build up to and doesn't magically happen over night. Nor do I expect it to. So, I guess what I am I looking for is someone I can slowly build that with, Baby steps. First we need to get to know each other and build a friendship and trust and then the rest will come.....If this is what you are looking for then we should talk.... I am old fashion and would like you to plan this but it should be based off from what we have discussed and our likes. But before we even do we should have at least talked on the phone a couple of times and I should feel comfortable meeting you.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    I am a laid-back girl looking for someone with a sense of humor and intelligence. I am very sarcastic, but quite good-hearted. I love being outdoors and being active, but also very much enjoy my time on the couch, watching movies, etc. I am open to suggestions, but probably grab a drink or coffee.

  • Carletta

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

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  • Opaline

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

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