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Josephina
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Hi I'm a Mom of 2 grown kids,I work way to much ...I'm looking for a fun sweet white guy to take time to just BREATHE with..and if you don't understand that just move on. If your looking for DRAMA FREE, like most everybody has on here.you can try Walmart but I'm pretty sure they don't have it either..everybody does at some point, its how you handle it that matters,Have I cried hysterically over my dog dieing,, yes I have! its called being human, not being Dramatic!! I've been taught a few lessons the hard way.. and have chaulked them up as learning experiences and moved on.I have a great sence of humor ,which has got me through life, and has probably saved a few other peoples life.. and FYI.. since I have ALWAYS had to stand up for myself and my kids, trust me when I say I can .. I am willing to try new things as long as its not too dangerous, for *** would love to go skydiving but I'm scared of heights. I am not a Barbie, never have been, never will be.But I can hold my own considering my line of work. I tend to be sarcastically funny and a little Sassy as my Poppa used to say.. and by the way .. if you have bad teeth... that's a problem for me.. I take care of myself and I expect a man to do the same.. and I have never met anyone EVER.... that liked bad teeth.. so get them fixed men or find someone that also has bad teeth.. yea I know it sounds mean....but its the truth... After the awkwardness its usually great or a disaster.. but you never know til you try .
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Teal
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm British and come complete with an accent...there, SOLD!!! lolIf you can handle dry, sarcastic humor then you'll "get me." I have a sharp wit and am pretty much hilarious in general. I can dazzle you with my array of random facts I am in touch with my "inner child" so be prepared for a big deal at Christmas and multiple watchings of The Polar Express. I imagine the last horse I bet on is still running as I type. NASCAR. Yup, that's my weakness. The smell of burning rubber and gasoline and the blast of air as they fly past....*sigh*. I go a few times a year, that's my "vacation" time. Beats getting sand up your butt!! I don't watch "chick flicks", I'm more of an action/adventure/sci fi, horror film person. No PG***for me. No snacks, just something cold and wet (no metaphors there)I am very active. My job is very physical and gets the juices flowing, if you know what I mean. I draw the line at suicidal activities such as jumping out of an aeroplane (are you NUTS???), bungee jumping (again, are you NUTS??) although cage diving with sharks is on my bucket list. That's ironic considering my biggest phobia is drowning.....I listen to most music except heavy metal and country. I don't have great hearing but I always listen to my "choons" full blast so that may explain why. I could talk a hungry dog away from it's meal and that's no exaggeration. Brutally honest and outspoken, I'm the person that yells "you're welcome" when people don't say "thank you." All that aside, there is a mush muffin inside of me. I am loyal to a fault, love to kiss, would do pretty much anything for "my guy" (unless it'll wind me up in an orange jump suit coz that's just not my color). I like to buy and do little random things, they make the other person feel special and if you can't make them feel special then what's the point, right???I simply require a guy who can laugh AT me as well as with me. Who isn't anally retentive about things. Who realizes that yes, it's true, us ladies DO get crabby once a month. Who doesn't mind me cussing. Who isn't clingy or too needy. Who blah blah blah.....just don't be a jerk, ok?? ;)***I an not interested in gaining pen pals. If you can't or won't get past texting then please don't waste my time. I want to date, aka meet people in the flesh, hang out, spend time together, that sort of thing. I have no time for spineless guys who are all talk and no action. Just so you know!!!*** Let's fly by the seat of our pants and see what happens....and let's be 21st century and not call it a "date"....
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Hylda
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Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Hello....I hate these introductions so im gonna keep mine short and sweet. If you truly interest me you will find out my wants and likes when chatting....I love to go out dancing and socializing with friends or simply vegging out at home in pajamas...im not high maintenece. but will not put up with being crazy. I will not talk to anybody who doesnt have a picture up because I think its creepy chatting with the creepy gray man....and also I dont want to know how good you are in bed or dirty pics of your *** I am a nurse and I see them everyday....I will not be impressed. And I am a lady so respect goes along way....