Catriona, 39
Offline, last seen Sat, 25 Oct 2025 17:50:31
About Me
** I'll do my best to return messages, but honestly, I'm just too busy and overwhelmed right now to be available for much other than that. I will delete this once things have settled down a bit after the move and update my profile then.**I'm a nerdy, thick, talkative, divorced mom of two with full custody. Right now, I am in the midst of grading, planning (I teach high school Spanish and English), freaking out about starting my master's in May, and dealing with my son's baseball season. I also knit a lot and love to bake and cook as well as take evening walks with my children if it's not too cold or do yoga at night to calm down from the day. My students sometimes tease me and call me Mary Poppins because I have certain things I have to have in my purse or desk, but that's mostly because I don't like to get bored and I like to be prepared for anything.I'm Eastern Orthodox Christian, and I'm quite serious about my faith but am not looking for someone to argue with about why one church or faith is better than another--I'm not that kind of Christian. I just am looking for someone to be my best friend first, someone I can knit socks for and cuddle with, someone who's up for camping or random trips and doesn't mind lots of hugs and more. My main love language is touch, so he'd have to be okay with that.I'm looking for a guy who can keep up with me, who isn't interested in drama, and who doesn't mind getting spoiled. There must be someone out there like that.I talk a lot, I knit a lot, I love to watch sports (though I may or may not yell pretty loudly *whistles innocently*), Firefly, and Dr. Who, and I love my kids with the fierceness of a mama bear. I just miss being in a real relationship. Don't we all? Side note 1: If your profile and/or message contain so many errors as to make me want to get out my grading pen, I'm not going to respond. It just makes me student-zone you, and that means there won't be anything between us. Yes, that means I'm judgmental, but as a high school English teacher, I believe I'm allowed to have that standard. Please don't waste your or my time by sending me something I can barely read or understand, and that includes using text-speak, one of the lowest forms of communication.Side note 2: I'm a nerd, not a geek, but I am pretty fluent in geek-speak as well. If smart women intimidate you, keep fishing. If you feel the need to dominate smart women, keep fishing. If you're a nerd or geek looking for someone who understands you and can take over your bar quiz bowl team and take it to victory, send me a message.Final note: For those who care, I'm 5'5", ***pounds, and I wear a size 14 in most things. Yup, that means I'm overweight. It doesn't change the fact that I'm comfy in my skin or that I'm a sensual, sensuous woman. If you're looking for a skinny little thing, you won't have read this far, but if you're interested in a woman who's working on her health and weight but who is fine with herself the way she is now as well and who loves to be touched and to touch, then send me a message. After chatting a bit here and on the phone, we'd agree to meet for tea/coffee (I'd have tea) and have a lovely time talking and laughing and then realize hours have gone by without our noticing as we share stories.I suppose the trite walking-on-a-beach-at-sunset would be nice, too. ;)
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Divorced
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Curvy
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Height
5'5"
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Eye color
Green-gray
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Smoke
No
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Drink
No
INTERESTS
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