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LoreOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I've spent my entire life bouncing between FL, NY and NJ.- love the Jets and Yankees and have a soft spot for the Phillies and Flyers. Want to get my attention? Say something off the wall or witty... It works. To me, words are like shiny, sparkly objects... guaranteed to catch my, oh hey a there's a cat playing with yarn on TV, attention. So, for the love of the FSM, please don't!Something I'm totally looking forward to doing one day (if I can find someone willing to be a human mosquito buffet with me) is bioluminescent kayaking. Try saying that five times fast.Random bits about me:- I prefer stale crackers, popcorn and Cheetos rather than fresh.- I've been known to laugh in really inappropriate situations.- I'm blessed with the XX chromosome, therefore I'll be forever indecisive in my decisiveness.- I function best around music and creative people. - I have Crohn's disease, I work and fundraise with patients as an IBD advocate and educator -; Chalking it up to they'll just make for a good book one day. Anyway, enough about me.What I'm looking for: A man who is a man. Someone intelligent, who can hold a conversation about anything, can make me swoon and laugh at the same time, has drive and ambition, and is inspiring. And of course someone with a good head on their shoulders and a good heart. I don't believe sensitivity should be mistaken for weakness, but if a guy can produce more estrogen than me... I really don't have to finish that statement, do I? [Apparently I do] It just comes off as weak sauce.**The rest is for kicks and giggles, but it's all true.** For the love of all that is good on this earth... If you don't have a firm-death-grip on the English language - don't bother. That also goes for anyone who can't decipher the difference between woman and women, your and you're, they're and their. *fail* I keep seeing profiles with "looking for someone real" and "no drama" ***things come to mind when I see these items. 1) You need to question the type of person you are continually casting in your life. 2) Usually the ones who say they don't want the drama are the ones who bring it (speaking from experience). I'm not looking for a G, or a thug. I'm looking for a polite, educated, thoughtful human being, who hasn't been accused of stalking past partners. Apparently that's harder to come across than first thought. Woo me.
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DarleneOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hiya:) I'm a pretty chill and happy person, and dare i say normal gal, just looking for the same...I'm hard working, loyal, and always trying new random things... i love my fam and friends and have a tendency to spoil them...im a sucker for a charity, give blood regularly, and will help anyone in need... got a couple of tats and would like to get more although got rid of the piercings long ago... I guess u could call me a sweetheart with an edge?;) ...Im young at heart but not immature and despite being blonde I'm actually smart enough to have a descent conversation with - thats right kids: I can walk AND chew gum!... Obviously i try not take life too seriously - life is just what happens when you're busy making other plans... and its too short to worry about the little stuff, you never know when the zombie apocalypse will happen (dun dun dun)Ideally I'd like to be with someone that can keep me on my toes and make me laugh:)...I can be pretty sarcastic and enjoy witty pointless banter and debates that go nowhere lol... I really just love to laugh (it's usually at myself) and love to make others laugh (it's usually at me:/) .... I really don't deal well with drama and will avoid it at all costs!! I also try not to judge or interfere with people's lives cause everyone is on their own journey - only you are the boss of you:) I guess im just looking for an easy going and funny guy who has his own thing going on but could maybe find a little time for me;) ...someone to hang out with (and possibly build blanket forts with?) and just see where it goes.... Sometimes the best things can happen by accident:) Wow sorry! This is sooo long! Well if you've made it this far and any if this sounds good to you then please msg me so we can make with the awkward yakity yak yak:) lol Good luck out there gentledudes and KCCO:) Lets see...road trip to Tijuana? Staring contest? Ride unicorns? Failing those, I'm pretty happy to just do whatever but why dont we just start with the old meet and greet at a pub and see where it goes:)
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LauriOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Friend had some success on this site so i thought I'd give it a shot. I'm a big sports fan. Working on my Masters degree. My life is pretty great just looking for someone to share it with.