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Anstace, 33

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About Me

Im nice gal with a good heart, i've no heirs or graces, told im very funny but ill let others be the judge of that, I love a good belly laugh and I'll do almost anything to have it, What do you call a Goat in a Boat?????? Billy Ocean Mwah hahaha..Did you hear about the Guy who couldn't pay the Exorcist?????? He got Repossessed Lol too funnyIm very down to earth, not high maintenance, cant stand drama!!! Hoping to find a nice guy with a good sense of humor, caring, considerate and respectful, I like a Man to be a Man so no eyebrow plucking (unless you have a big funky unibrow) no false tan or spending an age in the Mirror, 8 o' clock shaddow or hairy is good with me and im a sucker for a nice smile CHEESE ???I dont expect to be wined &.I like a good night on the tiles every now and again and getting all dolled up but I also love a cosy night on the sofa in my Penneys passion killer pjs with a drinky poo, munchies and a good Dvd, would be even better if I had a nice handsome, cuddly guy to sprawl on...???I dont want my profile to be long winded and boring so ill zip it now!No pic no reply, I have a few photos up so I think its only fair..I wont be playing *** with anybody for weeks either. We could watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory and share a jar of Nutella..:)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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