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Im nice gal with a good heart, i've no heirs or graces, told im very funny but ill let others be the judge of that, I love a good belly laugh and I'll do almost anything to have it, What do you call a Goat in a Boat?????? Billy Ocean Mwah hahaha..Did you hear about the Guy who couldn't pay the Exorcist?????? He got Repossessed Lol too funnyIm very down to earth, not high maintenance, cant stand drama!!! Hoping to find a nice guy with a good sense of humor, caring, considerate and respectful, I like a Man to be a Man so no eyebrow plucking (unless you have a big funky unibrow) no false tan or spending an age in the Mirror, 8 o' clock shaddow or hairy is good with me and im a sucker for a nice smile CHEESE ???I dont expect to be wined &.I like a good night on the tiles every now and again and getting all dolled up but I also love a cosy night on the sofa in my Penneys passion killer pjs with a drinky poo, munchies and a good Dvd, would be even better if I had a nice handsome, cuddly guy to sprawl on...???I dont want my profile to be long winded and boring so ill zip it now!No pic no reply, I have a few photos up so I think its only fair..I wont be playing *** with anybody for weeks either. We could watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory and share a jar of Nutella..:)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I've spent my entire life bouncing between FL, NY and NJ.- love the Jets and Yankees and have a soft spot for the Phillies and Flyers. Want to get my attention? Say something off the wall or witty... It works. To me, words are like shiny, sparkly objects... guaranteed to catch my, oh hey a there's a cat playing with yarn on TV, attention. So, for the love of the FSM, please don't!Something I'm totally looking forward to doing one day (if I can find someone willing to be a human mosquito buffet with me) is bioluminescent kayaking. Try saying that five times fast.Random bits about me:- I prefer stale crackers, popcorn and Cheetos rather than fresh.- I've been known to laugh in really inappropriate situations.- I'm blessed with the XX chromosome, therefore I'll be forever indecisive in my decisiveness.- I function best around music and creative people. - I have Crohn's disease, I work and fundraise with patients as an IBD advocate and educator -; Chalking it up to they'll just make for a good book one day. Anyway, enough about me.What I'm looking for: A man who is a man. Someone intelligent, who can hold a conversation about anything, can make me swoon and laugh at the same time, has drive and ambition, and is inspiring. And of course someone with a good head on their shoulders and a good heart. I don't believe sensitivity should be mistaken for weakness, but if a guy can produce more estrogen than me... I really don't have to finish that statement, do I? [Apparently I do] It just comes off as weak sauce.**The rest is for kicks and giggles, but it's all true.** For the love of all that is good on this earth... If you don't have a firm-death-grip on the English language - don't bother. That also goes for anyone who can't decipher the difference between woman and women, your and you're, they're and their. *fail* I keep seeing profiles with "looking for someone real" and "no drama" ***things come to mind when I see these items. 1) You need to question the type of person you are continually casting in your life. 2) Usually the ones who say they don't want the drama are the ones who bring it (speaking from experience). I'm not looking for a G, or a thug. I'm looking for a polite, educated, thoughtful human being, who hasn't been accused of stalking past partners. Apparently that's harder to come across than first thought. Woo me.

  • Vergie

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I'm an easy-going, smart professional who is ready to meet her match. I am looking for someone to share some laughs with and just be ourselves together. A healthy appreciation of old Seinfeld episodes is a plus. A great first date to me is meeting up for a drink or two just getting to know each other...

  • Ela

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Well, well, well...How to start?! So looking for people to hang out with and maybe more, you never know, right?! :-)A bit about me. I love animals, have 3 dogs myself, nature, motorbikes and crossfit. Not a night owl anymore, been there, done that. I think it is a waste of a day lying in bed with a hangover! If there's anything you'd like to know, ask, I may answer. ;***thing I really dislike is using this weird texting, casual language like "u (you)" "4 (for)" etc.. Come on guys, we are all adults and we all learnt how to write properly and in full sentences, use it. ;-) As I have moved to Cork just recently, I am sure there is a lot you can show, something touristy.

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