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Anstace, 33

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About Me

Im nice gal with a good heart, i've no heirs or graces, told im very funny but ill let others be the judge of that, I love a good belly laugh and I'll do almost anything to have it, What do you call a Goat in a Boat?????? Billy Ocean Mwah hahaha..Did you hear about the Guy who couldn't pay the Exorcist?????? He got Repossessed Lol too funnyIm very down to earth, not high maintenance, cant stand drama!!! Hoping to find a nice guy with a good sense of humor, caring, considerate and respectful, I like a Man to be a Man so no eyebrow plucking (unless you have a big funky unibrow) no false tan or spending an age in the Mirror, 8 o' clock shaddow or hairy is good with me and im a sucker for a nice smile CHEESE ???I dont expect to be wined &.I like a good night on the tiles every now and again and getting all dolled up but I also love a cosy night on the sofa in my Penneys passion killer pjs with a drinky poo, munchies and a good Dvd, would be even better if I had a nice handsome, cuddly guy to sprawl on...???I dont want my profile to be long winded and boring so ill zip it now!No pic no reply, I have a few photos up so I think its only fair..I wont be playing *** with anybody for weeks either. We could watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory and share a jar of Nutella..:)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Roxanne

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Just given this a try see wot happenes an I'm not all about looks but no pic no reply I like to know who I'm talking 2

  • Belynda

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change...So I'm pretty happy with my life, quite independent and kept going with busy job & part-time study, spending time with family & friends but would definitely be nice to have a special +1 in life! Don't meet many eligible bachelors these days, work in fashion and not big into nightclubs/5am Saturday nights these days so slim pickings! Mr Right must be off having a great time somewhere, haven't seen him at all!Anyway, so suppose I'd be looking for someone with similar interests; going for nice meals, few drinks, comedy gigs or just happy to sit in and cosy up to a movie with a bottle of wine and a long lie-in.Also, someone who enjoys getting out and about, getting in the car and heading off for a day, seeing what's on around, someone with a sense of adventure, willing to try something different, who's up for anything.Definitely someone driven, smart and confidence is a big one. Not afraid to take the lead! Not much to ask really...Oh ridiculously good looking with a filthy sense of hunour is a bonus.. : ) You don't ask, you don't get!!OK, you have my list of demands, do as I say and no one gets hurt!So drop me a mail, all appreciated, must have photo though, there has to be an initial attraction so show yourself! Not too much of yourself though, there are different sites for that carry on.. : ) You tell me!!!

  • Shanelle

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Wanna know anything about me then msg me. I WILL NOT reply to profiles with no pics and i WILL NOT reply to bald guys!! Sorry guys but you gotta have hair! Dont waste your time by messaging me if you have not pic or no hair! Few drinks, have some fun, chat and get to know eachother

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