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RobynneOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
This is the last time I'm trying thishi im awesome and wonderful. i like everything and love all music. im normal and sweet and have never been cheated on multiple times and everything i just wrote was sarcastic....Click here to download boyfriend applicationPS... I have player radarIn an article I read today : An online profile, 'is like reading the ingredients on a box of food and trying to imagine what it would taste like' Meaning... I wont know if I like you until I meet u.There has to be a guy thats somewhere between 'i love you on the second date' and 'i dont like the word girlfriend' 'its not that love is overrated, its that we overrated the ones we loved' i like workin out, goin out, stayin in, wine, and sushi...? Sums it up well :)Extra points if you know how to talk on the phone. Having any luck on here???...yes thanks I am..ummm....im still here!!!! So no. ******************Good time to pause and take a shot...SoCo and Lime?....ok ready go********************For my next act... i will magically turn on my automatic messaging filter by stating the following...- Having girls in your all pics does not make you more appealing. less actually. there is this new cropping feature that scientists invented last week.-EXs...if you still talk to them, talk about them, they blow up your phone, or they're still all over your *** out. An ex is an ex for a reason and if you can't get rid of them while you're single then you're gonna have a bigger problem when you try to date someone.- Just because you keep messaging me and changing the subject line to start with a RE: doesnt mean im gonna think i wrote back to you- must be able to spell your profession- must be able to hold your alcohol and also know when to stop drinking. im not into babysitting anymore. - If you have to ask what the first phrase in my profile means then we wont work out. same goes for your interpretation of my tone throughout the profile. im nice.- At this point, Ive basically given up on trying to date to find 'the one' im much more laid back about it now- Why why why would you still have your profile up and active if youre 'not single/not looking' and your desciption says how youve found the love of your life blah blah blah... does she know youre still hoppin around the net? i believe youre just fishing for compliments. Pun intended. Ha!- i have this thing about taking a guys profile seriously if it says anything OTHER than 'intent: looking for a relationship, actively looking for a relationship, or dating.' anything else i usually skim through and move on. am i really supposed to be intrigued by 'casual dating/no commitment'? - If your age ends in 'teen' im not sure why you would message me...on that same note... la la la... i dont date younger ever- I promise it's not that hard to not live with your mom- I can tell if your message came from ctrl c and ctrl v... huh? :)- If you 'only smoke when you drink' its probably not a good idea to answer 'no' to the smoking question- With a 0.***% exception rate, this is for all the boys who live far away from me and are just coming to KC for a minute and write me that youre 'just looking for some fun! hit me up!'...you might as well just say...'hey! im coming to your town and im not from there and im looking for someone to f*** since i'll never see you again after we hang out!'...my profile says long term... not weekend tour guide/f*** buddy... There's more!- Im not here to schedule massages for you, or as some of you say, 'messages' cracks me upExamples of things that probably wont win a girl over...- saying 'well youre not my type but we should go out sometime'- taking her swimming at your apt complex and then saying you cant go up to your apt with her cuz your girlfriend is home- taking her to a bar where you know your ex will be that night and leaving her chillin on the side of the dance floor while you go yell at your ex because she is dancing with a guy. - staring at the game on TV oblivious to the world around you on a first date and saying an average of 3 words an hour. duh.- 'I miss my ex wife'- 'I'm glad you could meet me tonight. I really had nothing better to do so i figured this'll work'- having a longer convo with the waitress than with the girl youre on a date with. another duh. i wish i could think of more but i think ive successfully blocked out most of the ridiculous experiences...This section is called the 'aw...how romantic' section of received messages...- yo boo lemme hit that- hi how are you...id like to lick your feetMinimum requirementslicense, car, job, no baby momma dramaso... in conclusion... hi. i would like a boyfriend. bye!
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TrinhOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I actually don't know what I'm really looking for at this point? I would like a long term relationship in the future. Right now friends would be a good place to start. I've been on this site before with no luck really, but I thought I'd give it another chance. It really is an interesting way to meet new people. I'm not into friends with benefits or one night stands. I'm just not that kind of woman. I love animals, and I have 7 of them. I enjoy reading, movies, music, games, swimming, and really anything outdoors. I am very family oriented. I only have my Mother and Father, so I do my best to take care of them. If there is anything else I missed or you would like to know please message me. Coffee or tea? Maybe lunch or dinner? Some where we are able to talk and get to know one another.
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UrbanaOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I'm a hard worker looking for a man who is honest and a gentlemen. I have a huge heart and always look for the best in everyone. I bend over backwards for the people I love and looking for someone who shares the same love for people. I'm currently a Junior at UF ('cause its great to be a FLOOOORRRRIDA GATOR!!) I'm working towards a degree in Behavioral and Cognitive Neuroscience. I'm hoping to do research and development in the cognitive processes of pediatrics. (Love Love Love Kids!!)I'll be honest, I'm not looking for a boyfriend any more I'm looking for a husband, a father to my children, a person to share the rest of my life with. If that statement scares you or makes you think I'm crazy you need not apply! I refuse to be considered clingy or crazy for knowing what I want.. sorry it is what it is.Please note... with the two above paragraphs, you can see I'm trying to have it all WHICH has proven difficult. Flexibility is key. I suck at plans and with my schedule I am the queen of squeezing in time here or there, typically last minute... I understand most guys hate it but, as long as your flexible and patient I promise we'll be just fine! ;) Side note: I recently feel inclined to let a few gentlemen in on a secret that apparently escapes the realm of common sense:1. If your profile include more pics of your toys and possessions you are A.intentionally looking for a gold digger or B. Think we're all a bunch of morons and don't know what a car, motorcycle, truck, boat or any other very common item looks like. I'm not looking to date your motorcycle so maybe let me see what YOU look like first. 2. The very average to less than fit ***naked bathroom pic.. look I get that "your tracking your progress" or seem to think your the greatest thing to walk the earth but seriously!! If you don't... maybe stick to your winning personality. This also includes travel pics... you travel that's HOT but again I can Google what Spain looks like I want to know what YOU look like.3. IF YOU *** I DON'T RESPOND... PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT BLOW UP MY INBOX! One of two things... 1. I don't sit on meetville all day so give me more than 15 secs to respond. 2. And here's the one guys some how struggle with the most... Simply... I not interested!! I'm sorry but I do not need to write a 12 page paper explaining why that is. The perks of online dating I don't have to explain my reason or figure out a way to let ya down easy I just delete the *** on to the next.Lastly... if you *** wanting to have sex.. I'm going to assume your an idiot and can't read becuase clearly thats not what I'm looking for.Sorry if I've completely offended anyone but truth is if I have, your probably an offender of one or all of these so... change it or don't *** easy if you ask me. Just one more thing.... I'm a complete goof! I've never been big on what other people think so Yeah I'm probably that girl you were staring at the bar thinking to yourself.. "Damn, She's cute but what the hell is she doing"? I'm out going and crazy and definitely guaranteed good time! I'm just about always the first one on the dance floor. Not to mention, by far the world's best dancer and have no problem partaking in a friendly little dance off (my friends love when this happens... best entertainment ever). I must warn you I was a professional (NOT A STRIPPER) for many years and if your on the opposite side of the dance off be prepared to be shamed in ways you never thought possible LOL. The good thing is I will offer a shoulder for you to cry on after ;)So if your up for the challenge (dance off or just hanging out) Hit me up *** Mmmm.. dinner and maybe a nice walk down the beach. Some where we can talk and get to know each other. I also love a man who takes control and makes all the plans.. I'm always up for a new experience maybe show me one of your interests or passions. OR...A casual meet and greet can take off the pressure of a first meeting.There's always a DANCE OFF!! LMAO :)