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EuraOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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LibbyOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I am 27yrs old. I enjoy the outdoors, I am currently a medical student goin to school to be a medical billing coder. I like to have fun. And I enjoy spending time with my family and friends. I like cookin out, goin to movies or watching them at home. I love children and I have 3 but they do not stay with me ( will explain when I need to). And I don't mind dating someone with children. I listen to country music mostly, I like all music but I'm just not into the rap and heavy metal. If you would like to know more just let me know. I ALSO AM NOT UP FOR ONE NIGHT STANDS OR SENDING DIRTY PICS UNTIL I KNOW WE ARE HEADING. SORRY! ***this is my cell if u want to chat Well that depends on who I'm with and their interest. But maybe a nice dinner or just some place to have a coke or tea and good conversation
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FarleyOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Hi There, little nervous, here goes! I am a nice person, enjoying all that life has to offer and I am looking for a nice guy to share it with. Looking for a man who likes to have fun, meet new people and see new places...go on an adventure or two?About me. I am a fun loving woman, happy with the life I have built for myself. I have a good job, I own my home and take a lot of pride taking care of it, love planting my own veggies and feeding my friends and family with the crazy amount of tomatoes I get every year. I enjoy a wide range of fun hobbies and have good group friends. Now I'm ready to meet people, go out on some fun dates and see what happens. Music is a lifeline for me. Has always been a strong part of who I am. Going to a live show either on a patio downtown or a hockey arena is one of my ideas of a great time. Could be a lot of fun to go to a show together. Am rather proud of my giant CD collection and yes I still buy CDs. I am also a singer, sing with a few bands now and am working on a few Open Mics...any musicians out there? My guitar skills are sad but I am determined this Fall will bring a new dedication to myplaying and soon I shall master the guitar! ...maybe. I like to keep active, during all of our seasons here in ON. Winter I am a downhill skier, Looking for someone to teach me to X-Country ski this season!I love to camp; nothing like a fresh water lake in the ON to canoe, swim, and fish. In the past few years I have become a more experienced hiker. Going on trips from ***days! Yes there are some fun stories there. Love the outdoors and the adventure of a good challenging hike. I feel just as sexy in my hiking boots as I do in red heels!Travelling is where most of my money goes these days. Love to try new places and meet new people, eat new food and have my mind blown by history and culture! Hope you have a passport.I like to keep a healthy lifestyle. healthy eating most days and am always working on fun food recipes. I like to go to the gym when I can or out for a run after work. I love to cycle, casual city trails or long distance on my road bike. Have gone on 2 long distance camping/cycling trips! Am hoping to make a new friend on here who also loves to laugh, enjoy some of the things I do as well as teach me a thing or two. A date, for me does not always have to be a big event, simple coffee at Silver bean on the water sounds like a great time. First date maybe combine coffee with a walk along the path, leading to drinks on a patio! For the first date I try to avoid dinner... so as to avoid the "interview" that can happen. I love good conversation, sharing stories and getting to know someone new. Make me laugh is all I ask.