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EuraOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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ElizaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-30
Hi! My name is Eliza. I am never married other mixed woman without kids from Douglas, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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DaineOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
About me..let's see..to start, I am a young woman who is very independent, hard-working, and wants to live life to the fullest. I love to laugh...laughter is the best medicine :) Being around people that I can make smile and that can also put a smile on my face...that's the key to life. It's too short not to be happy. Of course life always has its trials and tribulations, but you learn to get through them and these experiences make you a stronger individual. I moved here from NY two years ago. I lived in Upstate NY all my life and was tired of being FREEZING most of the time. And that white stuff called snow...I can't do it. So I am here now.. I'm a huge sports fan (get it from my Dad)! I love watching football live and on TV...(GO JETS!)..baseball games are fun to attend (relax and have a cold one)...basketball is a lot of fun too (GO 'CUSE!). I also love listening to music, although I wish they would produce some better stuff these days..hip hop and RB is my favorite, but they've been slacking lately..The type of man that I'm interested in...), has a good style, who is into sports as much as I am, is educated, and just a genuine, caring, loyal person who knows how to smile and have a good time. I'm on here in hopes of finding someone with these qualities...if it works it works, if not then...it wasn't meant to be!Well, I don't want to put too much out there...gotta leave some room for questioning. Feel free to message me if you feel we could have a connection.. :)