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EuraOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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SadeOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
;) just ask...I'm not shy by any means & I'm pretty sure il make you blush ;)What you see is what you get! I refuse to sugar coat anything. Im very outspoken & dont hold back.... I'm very competitive with my partner, love a challenge, always smiling and my laugh is contageous ;) I enjoy hunting & fishing expecially with my other half. I love to cook anything & everything. I have 3 beautiful kiddos (3,6 &9)that are my world. My kids will always come 1st b4 any man will, they are my best friends and my little loves :) Very proud to say all 3 of my kiddos have the same father. I was in a vicious past relationship that consisted of infidelity (on his behalf) and yet I still stood by his side and tried to make it work for 5yrs but enough was enough. Between the cheating & the mental abuse I left it all behind me & realized its completely his loss & I deserve a hell of alot better!! So if your about that kind of life find some other girl because im way to good for that & way smarter now :) I know what I want & cant wait to show a man what a real woman really is. ;)Dont msg me any "smooth" pick-up lines, I wont reply. Be upfront and honest :) *NO you cant have my phone number*NO I wont be sending you "any other pictures"*saying youre "lonely" wont work with me*seriously if your missing teeth dont msg me & that might be the reason youre single(fix them) not to sound mean but for real fix your grill :) *im not a ****, just allergic to bullshit! im good at this game some men play and can spot a bullshitter within a couple conversations, so good luck*im the real deal, a grown ass woman & just dont have time for games :) ;) Fishing=bonus points with me. deer stand date would be yet another bonus point(just not alot of talking would happen ;***I'd rather cook dinner than go out to eat & *** bars or movies i'm the type of girl who would rather go 4wheeler riding, back road crusing, bonfire or go shoot skeet
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MelodyOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
ok so where to start...i am a single mom and my daughter is the #1 thing in my life....i love to spend time with my friends and familyi graduated college with my ECE (early childhood education) and love working with children. i am an easy going person but HATE to make decisions. I honestly have no idea what to write about myself so go ahead and ask me any questions. Im looking for someone who has goals and knows what they want out of life, someone who wants to have a good time but is also happy to jsut sit back and relax.....and they have to be ok with a child being in the mix