SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
EuraOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
-
MonetOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I'm currently a substitute teacher. I've tried the online thing before, not really sure if its for me but i can be pretty shy so it's hard for me to meet someone in person!! I'm very laid back and relaxed, I like to go out with friends and have a good time. I love, love, love animals and plan on abandoning the teaching path and getting my masters in wildlife science and working either with a conservation organization or with a zoo. Having a passion for animals and the environment is definitely a big plus with me! Not sure where this online path will take me, but if you're interested and want to get to know me send me a message and we'll see where it goes!! (It's the picture that counts anyway ;)) I am very easy going..I would be up for doing nearly anything but ill say on a first date I'd love to go destroy someone in pool!!
-
AltairOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I consider myself an unpretentious foodie and love to cook up my own creations. Exploring the city is a favourite pastime of mine and I value a good stroll, jog or bike ride through the streets. Maybe one of these days I’ll upgrade to the rollerblades. Maybe. Facts: I like tomatoes more than you do. Bargain shopping is a skill I’ve proudly mastered. I am a no-nonsense girl and appreciate a good sense of humour.I work as a fashion analyst and love the industry. I pay debts with freshly prepared food. My family and friends are most important to me.